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In days of old, slingshots were carried by troublemakers, rabble-rousers, and juvenile delinquents alike. But now that all of you miscreants have grown up, you need to update your arsenal. Enter the Surefire Slingshot – a non-lethal, easily portable, stealth weapon of office doom!

The Surefire Slingshot fires foam balls, so it’s safe to use inside. And with a range of over 40 feet, you can be sure you are an adequate distance from retaliation before firing. The shooting mechanism is perfect for quick strike missions too. Each ball locks between two pegs on the slingshot. A foam hammer is then pulled back and used to knock the ball into your coworker’s (read: target’s) general direction. The ramifications of this ingenious design are clear: you can load a ball, slink or run till you’re in range of your “prey,” and all you have to worry about is firing. This also helps you take the battle outside as you chase your quarry to their car. The Surefire Slingshot comes with 4 foam balls, for multiple attacks and more fun.

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