Real MOOSE POOP doo doo nugget earrings jewelry

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If it would be goose poop – nobody in Europe or China would wear it – Birdflu!!!

Genuine moose poop nuggets, a product of Maine here in the U.S.  Now you know what those folks do during those long New England winters!  Bonkers, that’s what, collecting moose droppings, drying them, coating them in polyurethane – I assure you there’s NO smell – and rigging them as hypoallergenic dangle earrings.  Nuggets are lightweight and 1" long.  UNUSUAL GIFT for that special someone!

 

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Posted by   @   22 March 2006 8 comments
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Mar 24, 2006
4:37 am
#1 cara :

If only they made these as nipple rings, I would place my order today.

Oct 16, 2006
4:26 am
#2 beef_jerky :

OMG….ur product smells…literally. who would buy poop when u could just make ur own. why mooses? they r just the same as deer. ur guys r retarded. get a life. so u soon.

LOve ur homie,
BEEF JERKY!

Oct 16, 2006
4:33 am
#3 ur_mom :

your mom……duh

May 6, 2007
3:52 pm
#4 Nunzio :

We make stuff like this in Norway as well, and sell them as souvenirs:)
The german tourists love them!

Nunzio

Jul 20, 2007
5:13 am
#5 Rex Spaulding :

I’ve been making these out of human poop for years! It’s definitely harder to collect than moose poop. It’s just that most people won’t donate. But I do have some past clients that were excited by the thought of wearing their own feces…

Jul 22, 2007
8:21 pm
#6 RGS :

Rex,

I would love to post a story on your human feces ear rings. Please send me an email so we can talk about it more.

Jul 18, 2010
10:51 pm
#7 Niko :

“Hey, you have a little sh*t hanging from your ear there… oh wow, wait, it’s both.”

May 27, 2011
9:56 pm
#8 Dee :

I come from a nation of people where when people would disgrace the clan, the person would wear moose poop. Now they sell it as fashion, either it’s a get rich scheme or shows how the person feels about you for selling the product to you.

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