Hmmm, my phantasies are running wild when I think on how you could use those fake soiled underpants which go for $9.00! Any comments… ? Also, I was thinking who wants fake soiled? I give you custom made Random Good Stuff soiled once for the same price.
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Gizmodo wrote,
Brief Safe Scares Away Thieves
Wait, wait! Before you run away, these skid-marked shorts are fake. What a great place to store your shit valuables! The Brief Safe from Shomer-Tec Law Enforcement & Military Equipment lets you hide cash, jewelry, or documents in the Velcro-closing…
Link | April 14th, 2006 at 7:01 pm
BrNz wrote,
Lol… that could turn out to be a ’sticky’ situation though if you ate Mexican food.
Link | April 14th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Billy Mavreas wrote,
fine idea.
wish the streak was a little more…um…moderate.
don’t want the thieves getting the wrong idea.
Link | April 16th, 2006 at 4:51 am
Steve wrote,
The great thing about this is that if it becomes popular and burglars find out about it, they’ll be checking everyone’s dirty laundry and searching out for dirty, *SOILED* underwear, which MAY or may not be hiding money. Just makes the job of being a robber than much more undesirable.
Link | January 17th, 2007 at 1:10 am