Sex …. eehhh, I mean Star Wars sells! But instead of saying "Do you wanna see my stamp collection" - "Do you wanna see my Duck Fadar" .. I must admit I would go with the Duck Fadar one.
Product Info:
"When I left you I was but a duckling, now I am the mallard." Yes, we know that sounds utterly bonkers but it’s what happens when you cross a galactic supervillain with a glowing rubber duck.
Duck Fadar is, as you may have determined, an LED-packed rubber duck resembling everyone’s favourite Dark Lord. Simply pop him in the bath and watch in awe as he floats around and automatically phases through various mesmerising colours.
Bath, Fadar!
With his hi-tech helmet, hybrid beak/mask and glowing eyes you won’t know whether to kneel before him or soap your wobbly bits as he bobs about in a menacing (okay, ridiculous) fashion.
Turn the lights off and breathe heavily into your toothbrush beaker and you’d be forgiven for thinking you were in a bath tub far, far away! Then again, fear is the bath to the Duck side. Or something like that.
I have you now!
We’ve absolutely no idea what the creators of Duck Fadar were thinking of when they came up with this mood light/waterfowl/baddie fusion, but we’ve asked for a couple of gallons of what they were drinking at the time.
Surreal concept aside, Duck Fader is actually pretty ingenious, as his internal LEDs are water-activated. Taking him out of the bath causes the circuit to break and his lights to go off. Impressive, most impressive!
We think Duck Fader will be a big hit with bathers of all ages, so hit Buy before the whole galaxy turns to the Duck side. And now we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel loofah…
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