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How to clean your ass before anal sex ?

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You are looking to find information on how to clean your anal (ass, butt, behind, booty) before engaging anal sex.

First off – anal sex is not a bad thing to practice and it is not just a gay thing! But there are couple of things you should know before getting down to it.

First off you and your partner should be both willing and be ready to have anal sex. If your partner is not ready or feel overwhelmed with the idea of having anal sex, don’t be pushy and give it time.

One of the first concerns are – is anal sex clean? Answer – YES and No! If you have feel that you have to go for #2 I’d recommend not to have anal sex. If you just went for #2, take a shower and you should be ready to go.

To be absolutely sure you should maybe please yourself with with an Enema. there various different ways:

Douche Enema Bag:

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Our Premium 2 Quart Enema Kit is for those who want a hospital quality enema kit for home use. It has a large two quart capacity. This bag is designed to last a lifetime and will give many years of use. This bag is manufactured according to ISO standards and comes with all the equipment you will need for colonic therapy. This is the type of bag used in many hospitals and professional clinics. You get all attachments needed and even a plug for the bag so you can use it as a hot water bottle.

Buy it from Amazon: Douce Enema Bag Kit

A little bit cheaper and more handy is this kit:

unisex-enema

Here a costumer review:

I bought this douchebag for my husband and he just loves it. In the past, he has had a lot of issues with the attachments not fitting properly in his rectum and therfore causing him a lot of pain. I purchased this one because the company was so kind to show all of the parts to the mechanism on the front of the box and it looked as though this would be a far more comfortable option for my husband. He has had problems with his anus for years but this douche bag really did the trick. He was able to insert it into his rectum with ease, a nice change for him, I imagine. Also, he likes the fact that he can suction cup the douche bag itself onto our bathroom wall so that he can douche in a jiffy and not have to waste any time trying to hunt down all the pieces.

Buy this douche bag from Amazon: Unisex Douche Bag

And even easier and more hassle free (even fits on your handbag):

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Lie on left side with knee bent and arms resting comfortably. Knee-chest position: Kneel, then lower head and chest forward until left side of face is resting on surface with left arm folded comfortably. REMOVE ORANGE PROTECTIVE SHIELD FROM ENEMA COMFORTIP BEFORE INSERTING. With steady pressure, gently insert enema tip into rectum with a slight side-to-side movement, with tip pointing toward navel. Insertion may be easier if person receiving enema bears down, as if having a bowel movement. This helps relax the muscles around the anus. Do not force the enema tip into rectum as this can cause injury. Squeeze bottle until nearly all liquid is gone. It is not necessary to empty the bottle completely as it contains more liquid than needed. Remove Comfortip from rectum and maintain position until urge to evacuate is strong (usually 2 to 5 minutes).CAUTION:Using more than one enema in 24 hours can be harmful.

Buy from Amazon: Handbag Fleet Enema

So now your are clean and ready to go – an other very valid question rises. Is anal sex painful – answer is yes if you are not used to it. Are there ways to prevent pain? Answer is YES.

Sliding up a finger up the butt is one way to ease the way. An other way is using a butt plug:

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This one is extremely suitable for first time anal sexers. It slides in super easy and you can adjust it by pumping for your liking.

Amazon: Butt Plug Pump

An other great way to reduce pain are pain reducing gels which serves as a lubricant at the same time.

Here for the pro – Astroglide:

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Buy it from Amazon: Astroglide

Anal Eaze is a little cheaper:

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Available here: Anal Eaze

You should be all set to take a ride on the wild side. Please have anal sex in moderation since you could hurt your rectum permanently!!! Also, be aware anal sex can transmit STDs to both partners. So use condoms and make sure to only use lubricant based on silicon and not fat, since it might cause damage to the condom.

Here some reading material on anal sex:


And here some videos highlighting anal sex:

Hope this helps – feel free to ask question in the comment sections and some of the existing comments are pretty helpful as well.

Posted by RGS   @   14 February 2007 340 comments
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Feb 14, 2007
8:13 pm

That’s hilarious. “Finger play” wasn’t too shabby either, but it pales in comparison. Great stuff!

Nov 28, 2007
12:45 am
#2 keith :

what is the best way to clean you anal posterior

Nov 28, 2007
10:34 am
#3 RGS :

My guess would be an enema but I could be wrong .. please someone who has an other insight .. ANSWER. Ever since that post I got at least 10 visitors sent from Google to get this question answered.

Dec 29, 2007
11:42 am
#4 Fathima :

My boyfriend puts some liquid soap on his fingers and slowly pokes it and out of my anus.once it is well lubed,he rubs soap on the inside of my rectum and repeatedly washes it with water to remove excessive soap and fecies.if there is any smell of shit during sex,it can be quite a turn off and i wouldn’t want that to happen to my lover.MWAH.i love anal sex.enjoy ladies

Jul 17, 2008
12:37 pm
#5 Aris :

Disgusting, @Fathima, interesting question though..

Aug 30, 2008
6:35 am
#6 renan :

i saw in a blog,that a good way to clean it,is:take a empty plastic bottle(from shampoo or something)and fill it with water,then squeeze the bottle,so the water get in your ass,hold the water for a few seconds,then push the water out,do it till the water gets clear.

Aug 30, 2008
10:53 am
#7 RGS :

Above ass cleaning tip is at your own risk ;)

Aug 30, 2008
10:42 pm
#8 pj :

lolzzz … so much fuss about cleaning the ass … thank god i’m not gay ;)

Aug 31, 2008
5:20 pm
#9 etch51 :

A good external clean with warm water and soap should suffice.

Some people also douche / enema (use a pump device / shower attachment / douche bag to introduce a stream of water into the rectum) in order to achieve an internal rinse; but the general medical consensus is that this is dangerous, can cause internal damage and removes the naturally protective mucus lining and leaves you significantly more susceptible to infection by HIV and other STDs.

^^this was posted on wikianswers

Sep 1, 2008
8:38 am
#10 RGS :

PJ,

let me fell you in – anal sex is more than extremely popular with straight couples. So I don’t know why people think it’s a “gay” thing?

Sep 1, 2008
1:56 pm
#11 pj :

Dear RGS,
I think you missed out on the point there completely. Being gay would make sure that the only option that you can give your tool is the ass ;)

Sep 1, 2008
2:05 pm
#12 RGS :

I totally get the point – since I’m gay! I’m just sick of the fact that when the term anal sex falls = gay! Which is just plain not true!

Sep 2, 2008
9:09 am
#13 pj :

Well,
It was not my intention to sound homophobic. I believe that being gay is more about being able to appreciate male beauty (which even I believe is far more enchanting than his female counterpart). But the fact is that in most parts of my country homosexual activities are compelled not by a genuine love for your partner but because most men (and women) are sexually starved. sic. (I keep talking ;), all I wanted to say is that I’m sorry if I said something which should have sounded dumb)

Sep 2, 2008
9:15 am
#14 RGS :

I didn’t think you are homophobic and I was talking more in general about the assumption that anal sex is gay sex.

Enough anal sex talk – pj thank you for the comments and enjoy the rest of the show – RGS that is ;)

Sep 20, 2008
5:03 pm
#15 A :

its really popular with bisexual men though

Oct 13, 2008
6:25 am
#16 samcook2004 :

I’m gay & I still don’t know the best & easy way to clean your ass. Particularly easy & fast. However what I do is take a shower before having sex and play with yourself, finger yourself nice and easy with shower gel/shampoos/etc… But before that use the toilet and let it out most of it there. Not only your cleaning your ass but your enjoyin it and makin a bit loose for your boyfriend/girlfriend to have fun with plus it won’t hurt you when it penetrates… Lool and by finger I mean one or two, if you make more it would only hurt you during sex (I’ve tried it). If you try it your ass would be clean till you go to toilet again that means your back to square one…. From Samcook2004 to does who loves getting ducked in the ass.

Nov 8, 2008
2:41 am
#17 Alexis :

Very cool i gotta try some of those tips. I’m a straight woman but i love anal sex and i can never seem to get it clean so i will definitely try some of the tips here.

Nov 9, 2008
3:55 pm
#18 roger :

i had a colon blockage and had it remove 6weeks ago, can i douche and have anal sex now, and what safe way to do so,yes i,m a gay man

Nov 13, 2008
4:59 am
#19 woman :

Cleaning- THis is what I do,,, If the sex will be taking at night-make sure you do not eat a late lunch, make it earily that day, but big, no lettuce ony whole foods that you know will give you engergy like turkey sandwich,,,drink plenty of liquids, grab a stool softner from the store and pop one about an hour before you are going to clean, then use a enma for as long as you can stand it, jump in the shower, use a dildo to help you with out using fingers, have a shower attachement that has different settings, spray straight up there and hold the water, spray out and when it’s clear you are ready!

Nov 17, 2008
4:27 pm
#20 annie :

wow thnkxx guys i canttell u i had anal 4 teh first time yesturday but it was awfull!
aannd it wa smy first time havingg sex
it stunk soo badd
lmmaoo its sort of funny but embarassing
but im glad he was preety nice n understanding aboutt it
is theer anyy other tips you guys can givve me about WHAT TO DO BEFORE HAVING SEX..liek what turns guys off n on
thnnnnx
xxoox

Nov 23, 2008
8:45 pm
#21 Adam :

1. Buy 6″ to 7″ normal shape dildo.
2. Before sex, go to bathroom and insert your dildo into anal very slowly with a lot of lubricant.
3. You will experience slightly uncomfortable or pain while inserting dildo into your anal.
4. When your dildo is deep inside your anal, you will feel exactly same as feel like that you want to dump.
5. Take your dildo simulated as your partner is fucking you. You will feel uncomfortable with some pain during that process.
6. Slowly take your dildo out and let it out whatever follows after your dildo.
7. Flush the toilet and clean your dildo.
8. Put some more lubricant on your dildo and repeat 2 to 7 again.
9. Shower.
10 Go back to your partner.

Total time ass cleaning time: 5 minute.

If you follow my direction you will have hell of good time while your partner is fucking you. And your partner will love your ass now and forever. LOL. If you like my direction give me some donation so I can buy a nice dildo!

Nov 30, 2008
11:46 am
#22 Khlover :

you can purchase an enema from any drug store. There’s some controversy about this; some people feel having an enema first can actually increase the irritation during anal sex. If you’re going to go the enema route, i’d recommend doing it several hours before you plan to have anal sex, rather than right before the act.

Dec 8, 2008
5:53 pm
#23 gary :

Im gay and I have anal sex about 4 to 5 times a week. I dont enema every day but i eat a high fiber balenced diet to keep me regular. I also do the intence daily finger cleaning. i do enema every 2 days or so. I have never had a smell/poop problem just hot fun sex :)

Dec 27, 2008
6:54 am
#24 dovado :

!…!…!, for Pj and other dumb…
Anal sex is NOT only for gay couples, its an amazing thing with a girl, streight couples, its obvious that you havent had sex even with a girl, please, get yourself some knowledge before even attempting any answer… it is a very good question to have a nice, good, delicious and safe sex
I think you are gay because its the first thing it came up to your head…

Jan 3, 2009
9:24 am
#25 clueless :

I just want to know what is a safe and easy way to clean ur ass befor anal sex….me and my boyfriend was having it lastnite and it was good and clean for the first 15 min….but then we decided 2 stop because of the smell…I would hust like to know…..HOW DO U CEANN IT!!!!!! because I like bu the smell is stomach turning.

Jan 7, 2009
1:41 pm
#26 blueenigma :

Clueless: wash your stanky a@@! Of course it smelled bad, you probably had a load of sh*t in your duodenum you fool. Each time your partner inserted, he got a clump of poop on his poor penis. Then he shoved it back in. And out. And in. Whew, it must have smelled like a corpse in there!! Of course he stopped. His penis got soft after smelling all of the funk wafting out of your dirty booty!!

Jan 9, 2009
8:17 pm
#27 junior :

I’m glad to have found a blog that offers a proven method for safe and effective repeated anus cleaning that the whole family can enjoy! Thanks for the wonderful post;)

Jan 9, 2009
9:02 pm
#28 JULIA :

MY SUGGESTION IS THE VAGINAL DOUCHE POUR IT OUT AND CHANGE INTO WATER THE PUT THE VAGINAL DOUCHE INTO YOUR ASS THEN SQUEEZE THE BOTTLE W/ WATER. AND KEEP REPEATEDLY UNTIL THE LIQUID COME FROM YOUR ASS TURN INTO CLEAR WATER, IT TAKES 5 TIMES BEFORE THE WATER CHANGE. IT IS GOOD FEELING AND CONFIDENSE BEFORE THE ANAL SEX.TRY IT.MY HUSBAND IS VERY HAPPY AND TOLD ME VERY CLEAN.

Jan 10, 2009
3:18 am
#29 tinytot :

I’m a female who enjoys anal sex from time to time, when you can get the hole situated just right. Sometimes I can’t get it right, it feels as though I have great pressure when the penis is inserted, even though it’s clean (very clean) no smell and cleaned until water is clear. It feels a though it perkered up, tightened up.

Jan 10, 2009
5:57 pm
#30 UknoWhat2Do :

What is highly suggested and commonly used is a shower head, although it is advised not to use this method more then 2x a week because it wears away at the protective lining in the anus. A scentless ph soap like “DOVE-Sensative Skin” Should be used externally and warm water with a douche or changable shower head. Another common method is using a finger or a dildo and insert it into the anus. This is proven to be both pleasurable and cleansing. Be very careful what is inserted into the anus whether it be soap, shampoo, fingers or foreign objects. A stool softener should not be used more then 2x a week as well. If this method is chosen, accompany it with a fiber rich diet to regulate the stool. I hope that my advice helps. Remember, if you are your partner are considering anal sex, be sure that 1) both partners are comfortable with the idea. 2) both partners listen and understand each other throughout the entire process. 3)sanitary precautions are taken.

Some of you have experienced anal sex without using these precautions and have found some very embaressing discovories such as, 1) you and or your partner are put off by the smell. 2) You have infected your partner through the passing of feces from anus to penis. 3) You have discouraged your partner from experiencing anal sex before.

Do not forget the fact that the lining between the vaginal wall and the anal wall are very thin. And that it Is possible for this delicate wall to wear thin and even break (For women only who are anally and vaginally active). For this reason it is important for male and female couples to use a contraceptive method to prevent pregancy and in some cases anal pregnancy.

Thankyou for your time and attention. Hope that this commentary helps. Remember. If you are uncomfortable, then your partner should be understanding and wait until you are. If not then maybe the timing or circumstances aren’t right.

Jan 11, 2009
8:46 pm
#31 ben :

gays are dicks why would you want to be gay — were do yhu put your dick ? in the 1880s there were more girls than men and men were aloud more than one wife called polligramy so that it would keep the population going if everyone was gay there be no humans soo get a life what is the point in gays no vanny fun try it maytiiees its gud soo change your ways and drop ya gay shit

Jan 15, 2009
2:47 am
#32 larry :

Ben shut the fuck up before I come and fuck u in the ass. See how ya like boy. Being gay is COOL!

Jan 16, 2009
1:46 am
#33 jon :

yea I will help u larry

Jan 17, 2009
12:42 am
#34 mario :

yea ben.. u should try wit boys :D its soo cool
my question: i will have my 1st sex wit my boyfriend (he ahs 1st sex too)
any suggestion?
we r both shy and we want anal sex..
and i m very affraid of dirtyness and smell :D

Jan 20, 2009
11:58 pm
#35 Bjames :

I have had anal sex a number of times and I can’t seem to get the cleaning equation right! I’ve tried douching a few times; sometimes it’s worked and sometimes not. I always get nice clean clear water coming out and I get out of shower but then later on (about 20mins) I get the most urgent need to release my bowls! I go and out comes dirty brown water – like I hav a stomach bug. So I’m not too keen on douching or enimas – in fact I’d like to avoid them completely. So far the PRATICAL tips that work are:

1. Don’t eat for a few hours (say 3 or 4) before you start getting frisky.

2. Go to the toilet after the last time you eat. If you have trouble with this then use a laxative WELL in advance (the morning/noon) Anyway just make sure you have cleared your bowels 2/3 hours before the anal sex. If you want you can do tip 4 now.

3. Just before the sex go into the bathroom and lock the door (LOL) Sit on the toilet and try to get rid of anything if it’s there. If nothing comes then don’t worry. Run the shower and soap up your anus. Stick your finger in and feel (yes, feel!!) for anything. If there is then go back to toilet and push. Fingering yourself should have losened your bowels so u should feel like you need to go. Then back in the shower and finger again with soap. You can test the cleaness by smelling your finger.

4. If smell persists – panic! Only joking! Get an empty squeezy shampoo bottle and fill with warm soapy water. The reason I suggest a bottle is so that you can MONITOR THE AMOUNT OF WATER THAT GOES IN! We don’t want to clean your whole body, do we? Then spray water into your butt, hold for a while then release. Please make sure you are gentle and the water doesn’t go too deep. Then finger yourself a few time again…

Then u can have some intimate tender anal sex.

Jan 22, 2009
3:49 am
#36 Pat :

who would’ve guessed the most popular thread on RGS would be about anal sex?

oh man.

Jan 22, 2009
6:04 pm
#37 Digital :

This is what I did yesterday. I went to that bathroom use number two. Turn on the shower got in, my shower have a pretty long hose with the head attachment on so I unscrew that off and now you just have the hose. Put the water pressure to a good setting. Just take the hose aim it to your ass…. And and it will clean your out like a pro. PS: just make sure all the water is out it could trick you. Hope it helps everone trying.

Jan 27, 2009
4:08 am
#38 letmeknow :

I personally find the best way of a clean rectum before anal sex or even just a good clean is to obviously go the toilet first! after which, Make well sure youre hands are clean!! hang over the bath and use the shower head on a reasonable power use 1/2 fingers to open things up it can take a couple of mins to achieve and simply work thing’s lose slowly. slow controlled bowl movements help allot the more bowl control the quicker it is too clean and the better anal sex achievement overall from controlled movement. Also I’m not big on enemas and anyone who says wash out there asses with shower gel nooooway as some gels will sting the rectum and leave you in agony for a while and most often found with water is safe to drink yet still has too much bacteria in it to clean out your bowels without infection at some point and if you choose to do an enema boil the dam water first LET IT COOL DOWN! and then proceed with the enema. It’s just that bit safer. This is all from personal experience I have had no problems yet or draw backs from how I go about things and hope it gives you some pointers. post your own comments towards my reply if you will yet I’m only giving my opinion from personal experience.

Jan 27, 2009
11:21 am
#39 versatile guy79 :

WOW! I must say, that with all the comments/responses left in this blog; I must leave my opinion in as well.

First off, I am BI-SEXUAL I have both a girl friend and a boy friend. Both of which know of each other, but have never met…And yes I excercise safe sex with both partners. Now, with that aside; how to clean your “a–” before anal sex? And, I do have to agree…that when the term “ANAL SEX” comes into play, sometimes it is directed as a “GAY” thing. Needless to say that all my sisters and my mother all have anal sex! lol.

Moving along. I would have to agree with the douches and the enema’s. All of which work…Including water alone… One thing though, What if sex is just a random thing…and not planned out where you have the time to clean??? My advice…before going out, or on this date…give yourself enough time to take a sh*t and thoroughly cleanse before going out! Or you can opt. to not eating 3-4 hours before the deed, if it is your intentions.

Jan 30, 2009
5:26 pm
#40 Jayson :

Most Gay guys will tell you that you need to Douche sometime before having sex however they DO NOT mean using the Summer’s Eve type. If you DO, you will experience pain like you have never known!

Any drug store will sell a hot water bottle/enema kit. I use that!

About 2 hours before you leave to go out do a complete rinse. Fill the water bottle with luke warm water. Put on the appropriate attachments and , using the appropriate attachments, hang the waterbottle about 3 feet above where you will be. Get on all fours or lay on your left side and let the water slowly flow up in you. If you feel pressure stop the water flow until the water flows past whatever is blocking. Once all the water is in try to retain it as long as possible, then evacuate. That will actually take a while and require a few trips to bathroom.

Then repeat.

Some people mix a little coffee in the water or maybe a touch of mild soap but water works just fine for this purpose.

Glycerine suppositories help replace the mucous and Loratidine tablets will help slow down the muscular contractions that move “stuff” into the danger zone.

Then shower and pray.

Feb 3, 2009
8:33 pm
#41 Adviser :

hey folks,
my girlfriend has found a solution to this problem.
all she does is insert a plastic pipe (you can use t)he one used for DRIPS
blow air in ur ass and drink 250 ml warm water
go to wash room and all will be clean in 3 minutes..

Feb 12, 2009
4:07 pm
#42 Tom :

“You get all attachments needed and even a plug for the bag so you can use it as a hot water bottle”
That’s my favourite, two birds one stone.

Feb 12, 2009
5:55 pm
#43 RGS :

Surprise your partner with see above for Valentine’s Day. That would be sweet!

Feb 12, 2009
9:50 pm
#44 arrow :

I am fairly new to anal, I use a sterile 20cc syringe filled with warm water, it works well its not a whole lot of water, I get in the shower before my date with my boyfriend, squirt 20cc in squat down evacuate the water, then do it one more time to be sure cause the smell of feces is disqusting to both myself and my boyfriend, but anal is absolutely amazing.

Feb 13, 2009
3:21 am
#45 letmeknow :

Some comments people have posted on here are very dangerous! I’m not saying mine is perfect yet I have had no repercussions at all and is simple and works great. As long as you make sure your hands are very very clean there should be no problem at all. (scroll back up the page if you missed what i first posted)

Feb 15, 2009
5:16 pm
#46 jim thompson :

the best way to clean out ass is to take shower head off and stick hose up there with water on low fill it up push it out do it several times till sqeeky clean

Feb 17, 2009
8:36 am
#47 BOOTYgal :

HERE is a great way to no only be clean , but have some fun in the mean time…

Buy yourself a small vibrating Buttplug..(waterproof)…
Get yourself some good lube,,,,..
Go in the shower and begin with a finger,place some lube into your ass and then insert your little BUZZY friend…this loosens things right up..then use douche or enema kit or which ever method you like,,,after you have washed out your bum, insert the vibrating buttplug again, FIRST COVER IT in lube…you will find, the vine is not only much better fit, but the all round sensation is now a very big turn on,,, repeat the wash and lube with Butt plug as many times as needed (water from ass is clean, AND BUTT PLUG IS CLEAN )..

NOW YOUR ready for some FINE booty action,,, ENJOY :)

Feb 18, 2009
11:34 pm
#48 clean as a whistle :

i’m lucky enough to have a fire hydrant in my front yard.. I use a few adapters and a bit of hose to get the water to the desired spot,turn on the water full for about 3-5 seconds and voila.. clean as a whistle.. oh sure, the neighbors don’t really like watching me while I do this, but meh.. it works for me..

Feb 22, 2009
10:05 am
#49 CuriousCat :

Clean as a whistle- your fricking funny.

To everyone else- I found your information informative =D
I’m a straight woman who’s lovely male lover would like to try anal. I’ve never done before and he has done it a few times with previous partners. Naturally it makes me a little nervous, I mean… it’s anal. Cleaning concerns me because, honestly, shooting water up my butt, is not appealing at all. Then shooting water out my butt, doesn’t even sound in my alley of delightfulness.
If I didn’t do this would the end result be unpleasant?

Feb 22, 2009
10:15 am
#50 ty :

me an my girl have had anal sex b4 she didnt clean or anything she was a virgin to any sex i just asked if i can pop it in her ass an she said she didnt care so i just spit on it a couple times an went to town

Feb 25, 2009
10:49 pm
#51 benji :

hmmm, i am wondering, what is the problem at all? if you have anal sex, and have a bit of shit on your member, just washing yourself afterwards works. or use a condom, then just take it off – et voila. it is safer anyway. not only cause of hiv risk, but also cause you can get an infection from the bacteria in the colon.

Feb 26, 2009
8:42 am
#52 skeptical :

ty-bad bad bad idea. you could have seriously hurt her. spit doesn’t do anything for lubricant and “going to town” with no lube could have torn her inside. i suggest if you care about your girl you don’t try that again. for god sakes use lube!

i’m a girl who loves anal sex with her boyfriend and used to prefer it over vaginal. i had never thought of cleaning before and had never had a problem with it. until recently… i was so confused and stopped him and asked what the hell that smell was. i even asked if my dog had had an accident! i was super embarrassed when we finally found out what it was. my thoughts now on the subject are why didn’t it happen before? and how the hell can i clean in less than three hours! everything i’ve read so far on this page seems super complicated. i don’t want complicated, i just want clean. i don’t have a removable shower head. and i’ve heard enema’s can cause problems, and some of you have warned that you may not get it all out in the first try, what if it makes its appearance when the act is in progress?? and the idea of shooting water up there then running to the toilet to get it out, then going back to the shower, then going to the toilet, then fingering myself, then going to the toilet, then putting a vibrating dildo up me, then going to the toilet and repeating 6 and a half times doesn’t seem like my cup of tea. could i just take a laxative in the morning, eat a light breakfast and shower before hand and be good to go? or does it have to be rocket science?

Feb 26, 2009
11:41 pm
#53 sassy-sally :

Me and partner regularly indulge in anal, love it, love it, love it! I always shower or bath before seeing him anyway and also insert a soapy finger or 2 , lol.
Any mess that is ever made is washed off and sheets changed in seconds…then great big hugs and kisses, mmmmmmmmm.
Think if you know each other well enough and want each other enough to do the booty things, then the obvious possible consequences should not ever be an issue.

Mar 4, 2009
3:44 am
#54 HisFirst :

Skeptical,
If only things were so simple. Although my man doesn’t know how I “prepare” for his occasional butt dips, I ralize now my method works best for me. I never knew there were ways to achieving the “clean” butt. Common sense just told me I would always need a clean butt before penetration! I just thought my method of cleaning inside my butt in the shower was weird and should never be said out loud! But dam!! I’m not strange! Some ppl go thru great lengths apparently. I decided to search the net to see if there was a real way to prepare myself but apparently there are many methods of “rocket science” and all don’t sound so clean! So I’m relieved that I’m not weird.
I think everyone needs to find a way that suits them. The last thing I want to do is poop on my man or have a smell going on. He’d love me anyway, but I rather NOT. The shower, soap, and finger work well for me. The only thing that upsets me is I must be prepared for this. I can’t have spontaneous anal sex which bums me out. Ah well.

Mar 9, 2009
6:33 am
#55 sarah_r :

This makes me so glad I’m not a gay man and I have another option down there. Some of these suggestions are WAY too much work. Preparing for sex by eating specific meals a day in advance and regimens of ass fingering and enemas totally kills the fun out of sex just as much as the horrible stench of feces.

Mar 14, 2009
1:47 am
#56 26 y/o guy :

I’ve been having anal sex for… what… 10 years now (yes, i was 16 when I started) so I guess I have some experience eh? ;P

The past seven years what I’ve been using is that little butt spray or shampoo bottle that shoots water up my ass. Just plain water. it works all the time. In all those years I haven’t had an infection at all or had any problems with my butt… BUt try at your own risk. I do it about five times if I’m in a hurry making sure i’m positively bursting and trying to keep it in for like 10 seconds before letting go of all that water.

There are TWO bursts. The initial one, and then just sit there in the toilet for a minute or two. There’s some remaining brownish water that will eventually come out. Don’t be fooled with the first burst. You’ll feel all clear but there WILL be more water inside. It’s tricky to try to get it out. I try to distract myself and think about something else and then it eventually comes out involuntarily. Or I turn the faucet on and concentrate on the sound of the water. It just magically comes out. Do this for ALL the reps you’ll do.

I’ve eventually gotten used to this practice over the years and have managed to find it pleasurable every time i clean myself. hnh. acquired taste. ;P

Here are other observations:

1. Doing enemas and then immediately getting f*cked (by another person or a dildo) seems to not work. Anyone else think so too? It’s like the moment you do an enema, your anal “switch” turns on that you’re doing a prolonged number two. Really frustrating. But if there’s a gap of two or three hours in between it’s great. Nothing. Not one speck.

2. I’ve tried that dildo-as-a-cleaning-tool thing too. it’s a little too messy for me though, and it only works if you enema+dildo immediately. I mean, spray this, clean that, shower, etc etc. I don’t want to spend ages in the toilet just to get f*cked.

3. Size is a factor. The size of the cock going in. The smaller ones are easily the ones that you don’t need ultra mega cleaning with. Smaller being, oh 4 – 6. The bigger ones require you totally purge yourself completely. Ten inch two diameter monsters require extra loving attention to cleaning. I mean, at one point you’re going to start to lose control of yourself and totally give in to the sensations during sex if that guy can work it right? At that point you want to be truly CLEAN to not ruin the moment. :D I mean, it’s in there, and in DEEP. You get what I mean? You can’t fully purge yourself, mind you, so don’t spend a day trying to do that.

Cleaning myself like this thoroughly makes it a LOT better for me than doing it, er, raw. I’m more uninhibited and can concentrate on performing in bed. It’s such a great feeling to know you’re totally clean, and the people who you have sex with, who find out what a clean ass you have, start to really enjoy because they know nothing’s gonna happen. no smells, no awkward moments, and no.. er… coatings of anything else.

PS: Don’t get drunk before doing an enema. If you’re going out clubbing, get an enema, before you go out to drink, then after if you’re a little drunk and on the way to someone’s place go straight to the toilet and start feeling yourself up and taking a self assessment of what’s “inside” (however difficult it may be to properly concentrate).

I’ve experienced it a lot obviously ey? I used to top (the giver) and eventually switched to being a bottom (the permanent receiver) just because i finally figured out how to do this correctly. So after all the stumbling and false leads in the first four years (cause no one teaches you these things) i found a way to work for me.

hope i helped ya’ll.

Mar 18, 2009
4:33 am
#57 cockymother :

Go to a medical supply and buy a syringe. Looks like a turkey baster. Really cheap. Sex shops sell them sometimes too. Use a little lube and fill it with warm water. Squeeze the ball after inserting in your rectum, hold then evacuate. PLEASE don’t use a shampoo or a shampoo bottle… be good to yourselves … other bottles are handled by people and not clean… youlldeliver germs and bacteria directly to your body through the intestine…please people… only super clean fingers in there too… don’t pet the dog and then go play with your ass…that’s and infection waiting to happen…………

Mar 25, 2009
12:22 am
#58 Nicolas :

I’m gay and use one enema every other day when mostly know I’m having anal sex. It works great. After using it the first time, I find you might need to rinse by re-filling the bottle with warm water and rinsing again and again until you see and feel you are clean.

Mar 25, 2009
1:54 am
#59 kliefy :

Well that was wonderful.. not the process of cleaning my butt, but rather the process of reading what everyone has had to say. I am a 38 yo gay man who mostly bottoms. I’ve been doing the gay sex since 1989. wow, I’ve been around. eek! Anyway, I came here ’cause it seems I’m never “ready” for my bf. I’ve done just about everything suggested here with the exception of the shampoo bottle. My trouble is, the process seems to take forever and by time I’m done my bf has gone on to something else. This requires me to be Cleo and try to predict when we’re going to do the sex. I suppose I’ll try to be patient with myself and remember that when I was younger it didn’t seem to be a problem.. most likely because I wasn’t obsessed with it. Perhaps if I do due diligence and add a couple of the techniques here along with not obsessing on it things will be fine. Although, I think “26 y/o guy” had a point that, in this arena at least, size matters.

Still working it out….

..so to speak.

Mar 25, 2009
8:40 am
#60 Analboy :

It’s not so difficult in my opinion. My former girlfriend adviced me to use a big plastic injector, fill it with warm (soapy) water and spray it in my rectum. Then visit the toilet, repeat it two or three times untill the water stays clean. Then use a tissue or toiletpaper to rinse your ass with a little liquid soap and in just a few minutes you’re ready and clean. And smell nicely….
The injector could be taken easily in your toilet- or travelbag, its only 6″-7″. And don’t worry, there’s no needle at the end, just a plastic tip ;-)

Apr 11, 2009
3:53 am
#61 ronmascara :

I have a really tight ass and it’s hard to even insert my index finger. Any tips..?

May 15, 2009
5:34 am
#62 eric :

PSYLLIUM HUSKS!!!

if you want clean anal sex, just have a heaped tablespoon of psyllium husks (pronounced silly-um) every day on yoghurt. it will turn your shit clean and firm not sticky and gross…so when you got to the toilet, it will all come out in one go and not leave anything else behind. i used to douche, but now i never do anymore and i never have any problems with guys getting scat on them. seriously…physillium husks once a day!

May 23, 2009
5:47 pm
#63 Nissan :

Sounds like you need to plan having anal sex. I wanna try it and my bf really wanna do it. And i was feeling okey with it until i read that you need “items” like the doucebag and dildo and laxitive..

“hunni lets have anal tonight at 8″

:(

even rubbers turns me off becouse of the “stop.. need to get the rubber on” i worked around that by implimenting the rubber to the sex act but.. how can i implement the doucebag too it?

It sure got me thinking. Maby im not ready for it since it seems like a lot of hassle for someone like me that likes spontaneous sex and not planned.

Great post i must say. I have no idea about anal sex and this gave a lot of info. Thankyou

(sorry that i might have spammed my comment.. i think my inet browser is fubar)

May 26, 2009
3:33 am
#64 Chuck :

I too ocassionally have trouble getting cleaned out before sex. The best luck I ever had was with a device that hookups to your shower. It has a long stainless steel hose with a “silver bullett” type end that is inserted into the rectum. I think it may even be called a “silver bullett” :-) As for as the Fleet enemas and/or soap products, they have always irritated my ass. Now this may be difficult for some people but if I plan of having sex around 8pm, I won’t eat anything after lunch. But you still need to put some water up there to help slide everything out. One major factor in being able to get clean easily is your diet. If you are a person who is often constipated, you occasionally strain to have a bowel movement, or you often have diarrhea, you may have a more difficult time getting completey clean and ready for a good time “back there” Once you have started with the water process and the water is now coming out clear and without feces, you can do it one more time and smell the water. If it still smells, wait a little while because you may have more stool that needs to be expelled. Also a dildo is a great test to see if you will be dirty during sex. Practice one a dildo, vibrater, or finger yourself deeply and you should be fine. Just don’t get your vibrator wet, especially it is plugs into an outlet. ZZZAAAPPPP LOL Just give your self plenty of time after douching, fast for at least 5 hours, and do the things I suggested And you should be fine.

May 29, 2009
3:43 pm
#65 fara :

wow. my boyfriend is coming to town and he wants to have anal sex, but i was scared about “smells” thanks everyone for the advise on how to clean-up back there!!

Jun 4, 2009
8:13 pm
#66 Newbie :

Well i tried anal sex for the first time 2 days ago and it was absolutely amazing! Had checked out this page beforehand, some pretty useful tips!

Well I was so concerned, I actually didn’t eat anything after 11am that morning as you lot had scared me so much so just had some fruit, vitamins and plenty to drink all day! When I got home from work that night, I did a light yoga workout, concentrating on moves that relaxed the stomach area (soft pillow under stomach facing floor with some gentle rocking from side to side for a few mins then child pose for a few mins, some stand up stretches to the floor & a few more poses).

Afterwards my stomach felt so much more relaxed without any tension, went to the toilet, had a shower, made sure that i was clean using lube several times – did that a few different times until i was sure. Must say tho, had absolutely no problems!

The whole experience was amazing & it was a totally clean experience! Will def be taking this hobby up more often! So all in all, i’d forget the enemas and concentrate on good digestion through eating well & a bit of yoga! Get a good bod at the same time!

Jun 15, 2009
7:34 pm
#67 Jay :

i know a good way that i use i just take the shower head off and stick the end up it then fill up then empty. i dont know if its safe tho.

Jun 23, 2009
4:09 am
#68 Brandon :

I am gay and whats up with this being a gay thing………….. ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR people make me angry

Jun 24, 2009
8:55 pm
#69 chad :

I like a little anal masturbation every now and then but im not up for anal sex. no guy’s penis is getting near my ass.

Jun 26, 2009
3:17 pm
#70 Sesso112004 :

The best and easy way…….unscrew the shower from its tube….stick the tube up your ass, slowly open the tap, fill your ass with water….eject the water and shit. Do it 2-3 times and you will be cleaned for hours :)

Jun 27, 2009
4:29 am
#71 Power Bottom :

Guys/Girls,
I’m gay and an exclusive bottom (meaning im the pokee rather than the poker).
For guaranteed good clean fun i have one word to say…METAMUCIL!
1: Have a big glass of water with 2 spoons of metamucil mixed in before bed the night before.
2: In the morning, have a strong coffee and be amazed at how 15 mins later you will easily pass everything in your bowels.
3: Now your obviously going to have to eat, so have a late breakfast/early lunch, but time it so its between 10-12 hours before youre gonna get some action, and chase that up with another glass of metamucil. Metamucil is a very high fibre substance so you will feel full all day.
4: Have another coffee about an hour before sex and evacuate your bowels.
5: Lube a finger or two before sex and insert into your anus. Play around and get “warmed up”. It will relax you and turn you on.
6: Enjoy a great night of worry free anal sex!

As a quick note: Metamucil seems to have been designed with anal sex in mind. It is basically Psyllium husk, which is all natural. Psyllium husk absorbs water in the bowels and forms a jelly like substance. So it basically coats everything that you have eaten in this jelly which passes through your bowels quickly and completely. It has a laxative effect, however it does not make your stools runny or bitty, which is a big down side of laxatives. They are plump, firm and satisfying to pass because you will feel completely evacuated. Also as it picks up and pushes along anything it encounters on the way you can be absolutely sure there is nothing left to worry about during sex, this also includes the smell.
If youre going to have anal sex and you are still worried about an odour, i would highly recommend getting flavoured or scented lubricant. It neutralizes odours (just watch the “tingly sensation” mint lube, smells amazing but the nerves in your anus can get confused between a mild tingling sensation and a burning sensation, eeeep! still, if youre into that go for it).

DO NOT do an enema or douche excessively before hand. This makes the contents of your bowels watery and likely to make a re-appearance at inapproriate moments, as well as a mess! It can also put your internal sphincter in shock, so it locks up – which means even though you will think everything has been passed, later on when the sphincter relaxes quite a bit of brown water can be released – this can occur during sex… NOT GOOD!
DO NOT use soap/shampoo/detergent in your anus, or even as a lubricant if youre having sex in the shower. The compounds in these bind to the mucous membrane and basically dissolve and strip it out. Like when you do the washing up and have your hands immersed in the soapy water too long, afterwards they feel very dry! This is NOT good. It causes irritation to your bowels, which can make sex and most of your day uncomfortable. It also exacerbates the problem down the track. If your mucus membrane is washed away, what do you think is left to help the food move down your digestive tract in future? It will cause all sorts of problems! You will also leave yourself exposed to not only STIs/STDs from your partner, but also other bacterial infections that can naturally occur in the gut!

Jun 27, 2009
5:19 pm
#72 Doggie :

who cares if it’s a gay thing or not? if you’re a straight man, you should ask yourself why you’re reading this in the first place.

anyway, onto my question. my boyfriend and i are both tops but we do want to give each other our, um, ASSets. the abovementioned techniques are quite daunting… is filling your butt with water safe and painless? two, is there a way (like breathing, concentating, relaxing) to make anal sex less painful. as beginner bottoms, what should we start with? any suggestions about position, lube, arousal, etc?

Jun 28, 2009
10:29 am
#73 Danni :

Well my boyfriend has a 8 inch dick and
i want to know how to clean myself to a dick that size!! please advice me
and it is going to be our first time doing it!

Jul 8, 2009
8:20 pm
#74 woman :

hello. my boyfriend loves to have anal sex with me. I think it hurts. I do however, use a douche in order to get myself clean. my boyfriend wants me to suck his dick after its been in my ass though. he says he wants to be able to go back and forth. is this safe? I’m not sure i want a dick in my mouth after its been in my ass. i don’t care how clean it its. please advise.

Jul 10, 2009
4:07 pm
#75 I love knockers :

All I can say is lord….I would hate to see some of these peoples a**holes after the veritable kitchen renovation they’re giving themselves “down thurr.” I didn’t see anyone suggest a Dremel with light-sander attachment… and what about the good ol’ Drano enema??

Power Bottom got it right, 100%. Everything else is kinda crazy. Besides, if anal sex is something you enjoy and would like to make a regular occurrence, not to mention if you’re gay and gonna have sex every damn day, then it should be EASY and not some ridiculous regimen that is equally dangerous and inconvenient. So eat your psyllium husks and get screwed in back, like GOD INTENDED. Thank you.

p.s. and go to the gym.

Jul 11, 2009
11:59 pm
#76 beto :

let me share a simple but effective way, you don’t need to insert anything up your butt do to it. All you need is the commun shower douche; you know, the one that most showers alreay have with the long hose and shower head at the end for manual rinsing?

the shower head unscrews easily so you now have just the hose; turn on the water and of course it will come out with a lot more preassure, get the water warm and point the stream of water directly it into your hole, push as if you are going to “pup” (to open your hole a bit) and soon you will feel water going up there; you will know when is time not to let any more water go in; evacuate in the toilet and repeat a couple fo times until the water comes out clean… you are good to go now ;)

Jul 12, 2009
2:38 pm
#77 Sticky Business :

Thank you so much to all of you for the useful methods here; the embarrassing ‘smelly’ moment had just happened to me tonight when I was getting it on with my ‘FB’ (Fxck Buddy)… both of us went soft in no time!!!

It’s so so true about the douching right before having anal sex, my bloody ass tricked me so many time when I thought it was clean but all Hell broke lose when we got into bed!!! But now I know from reading all some of your comments here, douching should be carried out at least 4 or 5 hours prior to engaging in anal sex; I’ll bear that in mind from now on.

And I would definitely start taking METAMUCIL as Power Bottom recommended to keep my bowels regular.

I’m so glad to have come cross this site & learnt about all the valuable information about ass cleaning.

Thank you everyone once again ^_^

Jul 14, 2009
12:14 pm
#78 oran :

God Damnt , guys , your partner should realy clean his ass , i just has an anal sex last night , and , grrrrrrrr , when i toke my dick off , i found some shit around it , god damnt , i guess i’ll never try to have an anal sex

Jul 14, 2009
6:00 pm
#79 JC :

Alright guys listen up, I’ve always tried to discover the mystery of anal cleaning. Okay I’ve tried this technique many times & it doesn’t require in cheap gimmicy products that are embarresing to buy & dont give you a truelly clear anus. (Don’t do this if you’re afraid to see feces).

1. Now when it comes to eating, it is important you don’t eat a few hours (or minutes) before you have anal sex. I’d say eat a big lunch, one big enough that you only need a very small dinner (skip breakfast). This will make your bowels full so you can do a #2 an hour or two before hand. (make sure you push every thing out, l mean sit on the toilet for at least 5-10mins, so you give yourself the perfect cleanout.)

2. Next is to get clean, have a shower. Now unlike what I’ve herd before, you only need one shower & that is suffient enough. Before you get in the shower lube your finger up with a certified lube brand like KY or Lifestyles lube (no soup or shampoo!). When you’re in the shower finger your anus & feel around for any feces that might be in there. If there is any just pick it out (dont worry guys you can wash your fingers after, simply pull out any little bits, of course only if you want to be really clean down there).

3. Preferrably if you’re like me & like to be spotless, have a quick shave downstairs (ive never cut myself). Give your butt no reason for any clingons (where feces get stuck to the hairs). Do the shaving while in the shower, its cleaner that way. (its sexually arousing also)

4. When the shower is complete & you feel very clean, finger your anus again. If any feces has elluded you whilst being in the shower sit over the toilet & try to do a #2 or simply pick any little bits of feces out (again in the toilet).

5. Alright guys you should be very clean now & read to go! I’ve never had a problem with feces coming out doing this technique. Its simple, there is no smell & IF any feces does come out it will be very minimal (like a brown dot or something, nothing too terrible to see).

This is a very cheap way of clearing the anus of any nasties, if you are a hypercondriac I wouldn’t recommend my technique however if you dont like the idea of having to go through shoving a pipe up your bum or inserting dangerous amounts of water & soup into your anus that can damage you, try my technique. Some people may have mentioned it before but I truelly wanna tell you guys, this works because I have done just about everything in the book & they have failed. If your so worried about fingering your anus & getting feces on it use a lubed condom!

If you do my technique & half way through you get repulsed just think of this in your head “It’s my own body! It’s all part of me, nor will it harm me!”. It got me through my squeemish/experimental days.

Stop reading & START DOING!!!

Jul 15, 2009
9:20 am
#80 la di da :

omg dont suck it after its ben up ur butt, i was kind of worried about that too…

Jul 15, 2009
5:13 pm
#81 Leyla :

The soap water in the ass is completely safe. I wouldn’t use a plastic bottle though. Seriously! But when women go into labor the doctors put soapy water in ther ass so they can get the shit out and don’t shit themselves while giving birth. But once you do that you can go to a sex toy store and they have lubes that will numb the muscles around the… Butt-hole. Ha, weird saying that. But yeah. There ya go.

Jul 16, 2009
1:30 am
#82 Winky :

So um just wondering, is that also available for men’s use? If so SUPER!

Jul 22, 2009
8:29 am
#83 WoW-zErS :

hello, im a 32yr old female who wants 2 have anal sex wit my bf and he wants 2 do it as well… but im mostly scared about the poop cum’n or that stanky smell of poop cum’n out when we r do’n it… imma take the advise of every1… use the fiber drink, enima several times til the water is clear and wash it out good… OMG that is my biggest fear…

should i use the enima and the fiber drink as well or just 1 or the otha??? i so new at this but i REALLY wanna try this out… just scared as h3ll of poop cum’n out… any advice 4 me??? i wanna take all steps 2 so i know that NUT’N is cum’n out… please let me know any thoughs or comments u have 4 me…

thanks again,
WoW-zErS

Jul 23, 2009
4:34 pm
#84 James :

Only two good methods: A hose adapter (like the one from your shower head) – Unscred the shower head and you will have the bare hose… turn water on medium pressure, luke warm… then slowly and gently insert. You don’t wanna rip yourself a new asshole !! I like to push the hose about 10 inches inside and then turn on water pressure to high… Takes some getting used to because the pressure can be uncomfortable but it get 100% and ALL the crap out, guaranteed… You’ll be fresh for hours or days. The other method is of course the good old 2 liter bottle… Sit in bathtub, gently insert and start douching !! Rinse and Repeat. A bottle of Coke costs about a buck… If you want your ass to be really slick, first rinse totally clean.. then add soda pop (I prefer: Guess: Coke classic!) – squeeze it all out and wait for 10 minutes. You’ll be incredibly SLICK !! — …and your ass will taste clean and sweet !! Throw bottle away when done. That’s how people get sick: Re-using enema bags… Also, I have no idea how one can get their anal canal clean with those pint sized douches that use a little straw… HOW in the world can you call your ass clean after THAT ?? Use at least a 2 liter bottle and squeeze about 1/4th of it’s contents deep up your ass … and repeat !!

Jul 23, 2009
4:59 pm
#85 James :

I also suggest getting a glass dildo… I have six of them from a little tiny 7 inch dildo to my favorite 18 inch custom glass wand. I use the 18 incher AFTER I pump out my shit-tank using the unscrewed shower hose… About taking laxatives and stuff I read above: If you wanna leak shit all night, go ahead with stool softeners, laxatives and pharmaceutical junk. I think that’s just CRAZY. Just don’t expect to have a clean ass for very long after having had a big thanksgiving dinner… Use common sense: Eat AFTER sex… About the protective lining: Ise carbonated soft drink with sugar in it… Coke, Pepsi, 7up, Dr Pepper… It will restore that slick and protective lining in less than 5 minutes. I think it’s a combination of the carbonation with the sugars !! People make anal sex out to be something nasty. It’s the best sex there is because I persoanlly believe that the anus is much CLEANER than the vagina !! An anus has constant movement… it changes every day. A vagina just sits there and get putrid… The anus is most likely much tighter than a vagina… Both men and woman have an anus… so thats a good thing: ‘Playground is OPEN’… An anus will not go through menstruation… An anus has something similar to a cervix… only better (That only gets realized if the man fucking my boy-ass has a cock bigger than 8 inches) — Nothing beats a thorough hose cleaning with good city water (made to kill germs anyways) and a final rinse with some sweet soda pop. You should always wait 5 to 10 minutes for your ass to re-absorb any excess moisture/water… but that’s where a good, long glass dildo comes in handy. Check your work by probing inside about a foot deep (past the inner sphincter) — Anal sex is fucking awesome and if I could have it my way, I would ask for at least 5 fuckings per day. Have fun – Have sex – Forget about getting pregnant !!

Jul 23, 2009
5:09 pm
#86 RGS :

Any imput on James’s comments on Anal Sex? Taking him serious would be fatal but it’s good for a golly chuckle!

Jul 26, 2009
1:59 am
#87 Egyption bottom :

Hi guys…
It is nice to see all these comments from which i really had a great advices… and i like to tell all of you my long experience with anal sex…im 30 yrs old and i had anal sex from about bleep! yrs. but in a secret and in an irregular way because i think you know that i live in a country where gayness is a forbidden act… it is really not soooo hard like all of you think to have a clean ass,, just if you have a hot date don’t eat for at least 6 hours, have a hot bath, bowel movement and take your time to be sure that you passed everything away,, after 5 minutes you can but some warm water in a big syringe (20cm) and push it in your hole,, repeat this untill you see a clean water coming out ( with me 2 or 3 times is enough) and enjoy your wet clean ass..
the most important trick in anal sex,, when you have more and more fucks your ass will surprise you,, because it will have it like a habit and will keep its cleanness for along time,, even more it will get accustomed to lubricate itself,, most of experienced bottom gays don’t need lubricants..
finally i will be great if anyone of you decided to visit Egypt one day and want to spend a hot night with me.. im waiting for you friends…

Jul 29, 2009
3:20 am
#88 samanthaja :

Personally, from a female point of view, I think anal sex is a great thing to be able to do. Not only does it spice up a relationship, but it is very pleasurable for me. Its also good for when she’s on heer period. I just get it clean to the best of my ability and reach(I have a big ass). I like to switch between the front and the back. It gets me horny and gets me off when done right. I think its best with a commited relationship. It helps the comfort level between you.

Jul 31, 2009
7:33 am
#89 HAnka :

I’m gay and will be having anal sex with my bf like 2 weeks from now and I’m just practicing for it. I took a shower, washed the “Anal” area and then stuck a dildo like thingy up there, it’s like 6 inches long and it was sort of a weird feeling but i took it slow and then i took it out and put it in twice and nothing came out with it plus i used my finger and smelled it. it doesn’t smell like crap so it’s all good right?! I think so!

Aug 1, 2009
11:31 pm
#90 Rony :

I am gay, and I am very keen about being clean before undergoing an anal penetration.
I’ve been undergoing this procedure of cleansing for the past three years, and it seems to work the best.
1. It would be efficient to get a lubricant to play with while taking a shower, (I often use Durex because it doesn’t burn).
2. Insert your fingers slowly and try removing any waste you come across.
3. Try getting your fingers as deep as you can (considering that ones dick might be tall) and remove meanwhile all the waste you pass by.
4. Undergo the procedure over and over again until you feel that everything is clean and is set for penetration.
5. Note that you don’t have to digest before undergoing this process. You can get to remove all the waste manually.
This might seem to you as a disturbing and disgusting procedure, but keep in mind that you’re all alone in the bathroom, and no one’s going to be watching you ;)
Enjoy

Aug 2, 2009
4:01 pm
#91 Ryan :

Personally, I like sticking the type of the waterbottle into my butt, squeeze soapy water in, “discharge”, then repeating. It’s effective, quick, and no need to pay for an enema :).

Aug 12, 2009
6:00 pm
#92 Ralph :

BE CAREFUL USING ENEMAS FROM THE SHOWER ATTACHMENT! You can perforate your intestines if the force of the water is too high, or burn your insides if the water is too hot. Only use standard bulbs or syringes that are designed for giving lower flow enemas.

Aug 17, 2009
3:00 am
#93 clean ass :

Preparing yourself for anal sex shouldn’t be hard and I can personally guarantee the method I share with you works. There is no smell, your ass is clean and your partner will love to keep fucking you.

1. Metamucil is key. Have it a few times a day.
2. Try to avoid coffee drink plenty of water.
3. Eat light meals such as a small chicken salad. Avoid cheeses, heavy carbs.
4. Before sex or heading out on the town use an enema called MicroLax. This enema is great because it is used for medical purposes prior to anal examinations so you’re going to get rid of anything that is still up there. It also does not strip your lining. After inserting a small tube you’ll naturally feel you need to go to the toilet. You may repeat this step to guarantee you’re clean.
5. Your ready to take it. Enjoy. You’re ass will be clean.

Sep 3, 2009
2:22 pm
#94 kristy :

I had anal sex once and den with the shit thin i felt ol gross…at dat moment i evn swore not to eva hav anal sex again..!!
but i do hav a great technique for cleanin d ass..u jus gotta take a thin pipe and connect it to ur tap,then insert the pipe in ur ass and open d tap, no need to put the pipe deep in..and take in water till u feel kinda full and den remove the pipe slowly and hold the water in 4 a wile and den evry tin will b out…, do it atleast 2-3 times b4 anal sex.
But b careful u may feel d water is out but der may b some still in and u really dnt want the water to cum out during anal sex rite..!! u hav to try to push it out 4 a wile..and remember neva try clanin ur ass in a hurry…coz later durin d anal sex every thin will cum out den,, and dnt 4get to sterilise d pipe b4 and aftr use and wash ur ass with a mild face wash after the procedure…hope this helps u guyz, i tried it and it wrked 4 me..m sure it will 100% wrk..and i gav this technique it is difficult to use enema evry time b4 anal sex..thnx guyz..hav fun ..njoy!!!

Sep 3, 2009
7:11 pm
#95 Old guy :

In the eye-ear care section of your pharmacy, you can by an “Adult Ear Syginge” for about 6 bucks. It is inteded for ear-wax control/cleansing, but works fine for the purposes discussed here. It holds three ounces and will do a nice job of “irrigating” the rectum. May require a couple of applications, but it works just fine.

Sep 4, 2009
6:38 pm
#96 jaike :

Awesome thx =_–!

Sep 16, 2009
9:59 am
#97 dany blom :

I am gay , and I came up with this technique accidently as ( necessity is the mother of envisions !) it is always there , for free , and easy to use !
The shower pipe , remove the head , put the nozzle carefully near the rim of your hole let the warm water flowing , try to fill the rectum with water , hold it for seconds and then let it gush out of you taking any waste with it , believe me the feeling is amazing by it self !!….do that 3 to 5 times and you will be ready for a hot and lusty gay sex with brad pitt ! oooops one more thing , it is recommended to stop eating few hours before the anal sex ! just in case

Sep 16, 2009
7:24 pm
#98 Bj :

Actually I changed my mind… After trying this a few times;

don’t bother with squirting water up there/using enimas etc. it’s alot of work, can make your ass sore and sometimes doesn’t work. Just:

1) don’t eat for a few hours before, about 6 or more
2) go to toilet before u shower to see if anything is up there
3) stick (soapy?) finger up there until clean (should only need to do 2 times)

that’s it! :) it works for me

also relax and use lots of spit :)

Sep 23, 2009
6:56 am
#99 Tom :

I need help. Every time I douche with an 8oz bulb, I have hard time expelling the warm water out of my ass easily. I tired using 1 bulb of water, then 2 and 3. When I fill up, I have to sit there and force my self to go for the water to come out, but it takes so much time like 15 to 20 minutes. The water does not gush out but leaks out very slowly. Even after this, I can feel bits of feces with my finger and manual removal is hard because the feces just slips around and it’s hard to pick it out with my finger.

When you douche with a bulb how much water do you use and how long does it take for your body to expel the water? Do you force yourself to “go” for the water to come out or you have a natural bowel movement?

I want to use as little amount of water as possible because I don’t want the water to go deep inside as it just makes everything a mess. I can’t believe that douching can be so hard. I thought you just squirt some water and your body immediately expels it naturally with everything.

Oct 1, 2009
1:47 am
#100 Don :

Enema’s work for me, but I need to use a lot of water. In order to do it right, it usually takes an hour or so. The shower head attachment is the way to go, just be careful not to overfill yourself, which can cause cramping.

If you’re a descending colon kind of person, you simply don’t need to cleanse that deep. If you’re an traverse colon person (myself), you’ll need to dig a bit deeper. I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting an ascending colon fan, so I can’t comment on that.

Diet has a lot to do with this whole thing. If your body is working on digesting this mornings’ heartstopper egg sandwich, you might have a hard time getting clean enough to enjoy the anal sex without worrying about getting your partner dirty. Then again, there’s a time and place for everything; have sex outside, keep the garden hose handy, and who cares… It all washes off.

Oct 4, 2009
8:09 pm
#101 baby b :

hey there every one i would love to try anal sex with my boyfriend since he keeps on asking but the problem is that i feel alot of pain when it goes in which leads to stoping and just contenuing with something else but i would really love to do it do u have any advice on how to relax because even the finger thing gives me discomfort i dont know what to do it hurts like hell what can i do i really want to try it really…..

Oct 10, 2009
4:27 am
#102 Tom :

baby b, here are some tips that helped me become relaxed down there. Always start slow. Don’t expect to take your boyfriend’s penis all the way in and ride it like a porn star right away. ALWAYS Use LOTS of good LUBE that doesn’t dry too fast (silicone lubes are better than water based lubes.) Every time you are in the shower, try to insert 1 soapy finger, then when you get use to it, add another, then 3. It may not work after several tries, but patience is needed. You should buy a butt plug starter kit online, and start with the smallest. Every time before anal, insert the plug for about 30 minutes; your body will start getting use to having objects inserted there. Always breathe deep and try to stay relaxed; never rush or force hard while inserting finger/dildo/penis. Your boyfriend needs to be very patient and gentle through out the process, until you become comfortable over time. It may take couple of weeks but with patience and persistence, you will have lots of fun with your boyfriend.

Oct 15, 2009
4:24 pm
#103 rimi :

i love anal…but i was worried about the cleaning thing…good that i came to know so many stuff are there 4 that…. thanks

Oct 22, 2009
9:02 am
#104 happychickie7 :

I have never had anal sex, and well I really am quite worried that its not going to be pleasureable at all….though I hear that it is so much and my boyfriend is very interested in doing it. I have been reading all of your guys cleaning tips which is very very helpful, because i was extremely worried about that and that was the main reason i kept saying no…But since I have read those my only worry is does it hurt?? I mean he said hed be slow and lub and all that….but still…Does it hurt at all??

Oct 28, 2009
10:12 pm
#105 wiz :

what r u all afraid of
i mean who doesnt like a surprise!
1 take a S**t.
2 hope pray and have faith
3 believe in your self
4 jus do it

if somthing goes wrong look on the bright side
we’v all played in the dirt sumtime or the other.
whatever happens
jus remember that in life sh*t happens.!

Oct 28, 2009
10:19 pm
#106 lisa :

im happy im not into this whole anal story, takes up too much precious time ;)

Oct 30, 2009
4:56 pm
#107 AssXXX :

Hey, what do you think about a thick half roped banana. I have tried it and found it just satisfactory for ass cleaning. Just go to bathroom with one or max. two bananas, after opening its cover, press slowly in butt, you will feel a big resistance at first from your tube, but press gently until your tube gets expanded to accommodate the banana’s thickest part, press with your first two fingers and slid it inside your ass hole completely until, it travels automatically inside the deeper itself by contraction of anal tube.If you wish you can insert another full banana and feel great dumb in your ass. Just wear your clothes and relax, engage yourself in your routine, until, pressure build up inside to ejaculate. Upon enough pressure, sit on Bowell and press hard enough to get all banana stuff with anal grease out. Upon evacuation of anal tube, clean with water hose once, your ass will be soft & silky for a good anal penetration.

Nov 1, 2009
3:02 am
#108 Cheyenne :

i have been having anal sex for years and i can give you a couple of tips i use to have a clean safe and enjoyable anal sexual experience …first if you dont have an enema bag or douche bag go buy one now an hour before anal sexual intercourse schedule yourself to have some (get it together time ) start yourself a warm shower and shower as you normally do or let the warm water relax your body and relax the tension of the anticipation of anal sex ..at this time you should have evacuated your anal area prior to showering if not please take the time to do this ,..now get your enema bag or douche bag and fill it with warm water you can add a few drops of a mild body wash or soap ( this will not only clean but acts as a stimulant to help with cleansing your anus and colon, insert the nozzel into your rectum ( be sure to lubricate the nozzel with soap or a water soluble lubricant) there is a clamp on your bag that lets you stop the flow of water while the nozzel is in your anus try and hold the water and soap solution in your anus for a few mins or til you start to feel discomfort or mild stomache contractions ..at this time when it becomes increasingly uncomfortable proceed to the toilet and evacuate the solution from your rectum ..and repeat til your rectum is clean and evacuated …once this is achieved and you have finished showering ,, this step is vital, get some coco butter or baby oil or any body moisturizer and massage into your skin all over making sure to rub generously between your buttocks and across your anus ( this will ensure that you smell fresh (for rimmining ) and that you are a lil lubricated just in case your partner wants to insert a finger or things get so heated you forget the k-y..) I assure you if you follow this regimin before any anal play or anal activity you will not only please your partner but your partner will look forward to anal play and intercourse with you for a long time …

Nov 6, 2009
1:44 am
#109 Randy Bottoms :

1) )I recommend a laxative the night before at bedtime. You will be cleaned out in the morning.
Eat light at breakfast & lunch (Breakfast shakes, yogurt, etc) A last bit of poo may
come out after lunch. You can use a plain water enema right before the event if you wish.
Now you are ready for action all afternoon and all evening.
2) Enemas have drawbacks. They only clean out the LOWER bowel. If you took an enema
a couple hours or so before sex, some poo that was “higher up” could possibly “work
its way down” and give you a nasty surprise.

Nov 6, 2009
8:48 pm
#110 maria :

I think that having an enema twice is the best idea, but don’t get up the toilet too fast. Make sure all the water and poop comes out. One your clean, in and out, and you’re ready, your partner will put on his fingers vaseline. Slowly, he starts massaging your retum with one finger, then with two, and with three, opening the whole slowly, (don’t forget to kiss and do other thing while he is doing that). By the time he is to introduce you, your hole is already dilated and slowly he gets in. Believe me is not painful like that !!. And you will enjoy the experience. From that day forward, you will begg your partner to do you in the ass. I’m not kidding, do it like that.

Nov 6, 2009
9:26 pm
#111 maria :

I forgot to say that when you use the two enemas, do one and then the other, like a half an hour later. That is to give time for the higher bowel poop reach the lower one. Don’t get out of the toilet too fast, give time for all the stuff to come out and the water residue.

Nov 7, 2009
10:58 am
#112 unknown :

i dont think that girls ass has a very bad smell like boys

Nov 14, 2009
1:31 am
#113 Faker Sucker :

@unknown: really? Women’s farts and butts smell just as nasty as men…. I’ stayed in an all girls dorm for one semester and I had to share a bathroom with 20 other females… it was nasty. A girl once left a poop trail all over the floor.

Nov 18, 2009
6:54 am
#114 dolphin :

i’m a guy. i and my girl is planning to have an anal sex just for the sake of experience. we are in doubt about its satisfactory level. will it be pleasurable for both of us or we’ll just end up rushing to the shower?

Nov 19, 2009
6:10 pm
#115 DirtyMommy :

Greetings to all! My husband and I have only had anal sex once in our 3 yrs of marriage. We experienced the “embarassing smell” and “poop on dick” situation. His birthday and our anniversary are on the same day. So “my ass” wrapped in a pretty pink ribbon will be my gift to him :-)!I have read all of the above comments. Some of which is awesome advice and some not so good. I just want to leave my thoughts on the conversation at hand. I think that it is up to you and what you feel comfortable doing as to how you go about the procedure of cleaning your ass. What works for one may not work for the rest.These are my suggestions(use at your own risk):1. Metamucil once in the morning and once in the afternoon(for those   of us who do not have a daily high fiber diet).2. Eat your normal breakfast and a light late lunch                     OR   Eat a light breakfast and a light lunch                     OR   Eat a big brunch between 12 noon and 2 pm3. Do light excercises or yoga( to

Nov 24, 2009
8:24 am
#116 CuriousLatina :

I am so grateful for all these comments, you guys have no idea! LoL. My boyfriend always wanted to get me to do anal sex but it always hurt and it seemed so strange to me. I always saw it as abnormal for a girl to like getting it in the butt. But lately I just get more pleasure by knowing that I am doing something that he enjoys. I guess I began enjoy anal sex but didn’t want to admit to it and when we were getting frisky I had a very embarassing accident with the poop issue. So I thank all of you for your tips as for now I know how to get my sexy ass ready for my man to enjoy. and now I feel better knowing that it’s okay for a girl to enjoy those sexual aspects with her partner. Thanks you guys! :-)

Nov 29, 2009
3:46 am
#117 Maria :

anal sex is FUCKING GROSS!!!! to think i was going to try it…. now im not

Nov 29, 2009
5:51 am
#118 john21 :

hi everybody.

im from greece so please exquse me for the mistakes on the text below

me an and my gf have tryed anal sex for like 3 times.She takes a shit ,then she fills her ass up with warm water from the bathtube for a couple of times and she is caerfull not to eat something for like 3 to 4 hours before our `game time´. the thing is there are allways brown things on my penis when i take it out and it stings if you go close and smell it… i read all the comments above and i thing i found our way to do it right. but i still have a quastion that noone has made…how in Gods name is ass to mouth possible?… all the pornstars do it and also noooobody af you has ever tryed it or want to try it? i find it kinky and we will try as soon as its 100% sure that its not bad for her health….
oh and also.. is it safe to cum inside her?(really wana do it)

please if anyone knows something post your opinion and ill send you all my good thougts ;)

Dec 3, 2009
3:47 pm
#119 T :

It’s so easy to clean your ass, you can do it by using the shower hose (tube), it’s better to be plastic (not metal) so you can bend it while inserting the other end in your ass (rectum). Let the warm water goes inside then push it out, during this process try to suck your guts inside. it wont take more that 10 minutes.

for more info. please contact me by email :)

Dec 4, 2009
5:59 am
#120 JR :

anal sex is not just for gay men and women, to be gay means you are sexually attractive to men and not women, it is uncomfortable at first but it can feel great for almost all men and women, i know women who have bought strap-on dildos for their husband/boyfriend to have have anal sex, people really need to understand that. gay, straight, lesbian, it all feels good, but your sexuality doesn’t matter!!!!!!!!!! IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU GAY TO HAVE ANAL SEX!!!!!!

Dec 4, 2009
7:56 am
#121 bob :

you sickos, anyman who fucks a girl in te ass is just a fag who can’t find his way out of the closet.

Dec 6, 2009
3:08 pm

Philip.Marshall@serlecourt.co.uk on using a banana for anal cleaning before penetration. Peel and press gently until your tube gets expanded to accomodate the banana’s thickest part, press with your first two fingers and slide it inside your arse hole completely until it travels automatically inside deeper itself by contraction of the anal tube. If you wish you can insert another full banana. Just wear your clothes and relax, I’ve been in a full day’s court hearing with two bananas up my arse hole. Allow the pressure to build up to ejaculate. Upon enough pressure sit on a bowell and press hard enough to get all the banana stuff with anal grease out. Upon ejaculation of anal tube clean the water hose once – your arse hole will not be sift and silky for lovely anal penetration.

Dec 6, 2009
9:51 pm
#123 man :

in our country we don’t allowed to buy sexy toy
can any one help me

Dec 8, 2009
2:26 am
#124 Latisha :

so i was gettin it up da booty and poop fell out everywhere and he liked it he was putting it in my snatch and lickin it out poopie is a good thang believe me they love it but wont admit it so girls follow my advice and your man will never leave! he also like it when i put skittles up my booty and spit dem out he like ta eat dem

Dec 9, 2009
6:01 am
#125 houston big booty bottom :

i can’t wait to try what some of you guys recommended. wish me luck. hopefully no poop comes out and plays “peak a boo” lol. :)

Dec 14, 2009
1:58 am
#126 nikola :

do you have any videos

Dec 21, 2009
5:05 am
#127 danny :

I say its diff for everybody. Some people stomach are different, so some peoples food can go straight threw them and some may take awile. Jus observe ur body. You should know how it works. Some people should not drink alcohol before it, may give them the runny guts and u will find out when its there. enema is great but I think the suppository is better. U insert it into ur bottom and whatever is there will come down and all u have to is shower. I been doing it since 2003 and it worked well for me all the time. Like I said know ur body

Dec 28, 2009
11:22 am
#128 Not needed :

Use 2 liters enema bag and fill with warm/to hot water. What feels better is good. possition bag high and get on all fours relax and exale. You would be supprized how deep it goes. repeat as necessary. I prefer hanging from ceiling fan lamp post with my knees on the bed and my hands and hed on the side but on the ground alowing more direct transfer of fluid in to the gut. repeat this 4 times. do try to hold each back about fifteen minued enough to loosen poop in the bends. Last back you can apply some gente. soap in the bag. No you can start having fun, but if you can wait about 4 hours it would be hood for the absorption of left over water that wasn’t expeled. If this didn’t do it and it ruins the moment, run the back up plan and forget about it. Just remember that this isn’t a one way ticket, you partner may participate and being aware of area of interest is just that a poop shoot. comon…expect it, accept it, work with it and help out for all to have fun.

Dec 29, 2009
9:12 pm
#129 getlife :

Hi -
Anal sex is:
harmful
disgusting
against the nature…
you do so much trouble to clean…how about use what is already cleaned and lubricated for you.

Dec 30, 2009
2:44 am
#130 Some open dude :

This is what I do which is more primitive. I use a water bottle and squeeze the water in, refill and repeat. But I’ve been thinking of using an enema. Suprisingly I’m not gay but I do this because I plug a certain something there……..

Jan 2, 2010
3:53 am
#131 Insert Name Here (haha) :

I am a straight non sexually active guy and I do anal play during masturbation all of the time. It’s awesome. I LOVE IT! the poop thing is disgusting though. I might try that water bottle thing. I wish I could get a dildo, but my parents and sisters are extremely judgmental and it would just be horrible for my relationship between any of my family members to go wrong or change. Anyway, if you are doing anal play/sex you are missing out a lot! You should really consider it.

Jan 4, 2010
3:14 am
#132 In 'n Out :

Haven’t read every comment, I admit, but didn’t see a single mention of serious issue to be avoided for guys and girls…don’t get poop in her vagina! Anal sex is fun, both ways, but you have to be VERY careful not to give her an infection by allowing even a little juice from the back into her front. Bacterial infections HURT. So be careful adn be good to her. Just cleaning her out isn’t enough. I know, because we don’t do anal much now SADLY because when we did she’d get a bad infection after. I see porn where they stick dicks and fingers and toys front and back. But they don’t show you the afterwards!

Jan 4, 2010
7:20 am
#133 upyours :

After hearing a lot of about anal sex I was curious. But I always wondered about the poop on dick and smell factor. Now I know, after that is reading all the above posts. People are going through a lot of trouble to get the rectum cleaned! All this ‘back-end’ stories are of course never highlighted on porn sites!

I am now beginning to think that anal sex is too much trouble. Probably it merely all hype and assiduously being promoted by the gay community. There is the pain factor to consider, the urge to poop factor, the horrible terrible smell, the poop on the dick life-altering trauma, terrible urinary tract infection, intestinal perforation/tear caused by insertion of penis or finger or dildo, over-ambitious enemas, the chance of developing inguinal hernias, etc. I think I will stick to straight sex people. Thank you very much.

Jan 4, 2010
5:23 pm
#134 anna :

Well I am scared of some of the things you people try! Some of them are dangerous.

The best way (if you are not disgusted) is to simply lube your hand or just 2 or 3 fingers. Then insert in your ass. You will feel shit coming out but keep wiggling your fingers for more shit until its clean. Then you stop when u feel only bile on your fingers. Its clean for two hours or so. Don’t eat!!
U should go to the toilet first

Jan 5, 2010
2:08 am
#135 annaleisa :

All you need to do is listen to BJ. You don not need enemas or laxatives. Please do not insert an hoses or soaps in year ass. That is dangerous!!! Just use a well lubricated finger. Use jergens or kerri lotion to ensure no smells remain on your fingers. First u have to go to the bathroom to get rid of excess. Then finger your ass with 1 or 2 well lubricated fingers. Dig around until you feel its clear. There is another opening within the ass. Ensure there is nothing there. In between digging keep washing and re lubricating the fingers so you will be cleaning it out and not mixing any in there. When you feel bile coming out, you know you are completely clear. Wash up and have sex. You should be safe for a next 2 to 4 hours if you don’t eat. It has worked for me for over 5 years. I have anal sex at least twice a week. Try it. Don’t be too vigorous so you won’t rip your ass. You will have nothing to worry about.

Jan 5, 2010
2:19 am
#136 firsttimer :

I want to have anal, but I’m scared of how to do it and what will happen while in the process and how to clean myself, someone help me out!

Jan 11, 2010
8:43 pm
#137 Hellhound :

Bum sex, nothing is more tabbo. I belive you should try anything that mite fell good or bad at least twice. First off have a drink, to help with that which holds you back. There is more than enough information listed above so pick your poison, position and fit it on in. Hell, you only live once, so read a disclamer or two and try something new, it’s your choice do what you do.

Jan 12, 2010
10:14 pm
#138 KMB :

I really want to smash my Muffin everyway that I can because we are madly in love each other and I want to catch her in that cute fat ass of hers. I am a virgin and she is not but I really want to know if I smash her behind, what is the best 2 clean it and how should I handle cleaning my dick and how should I go about cleaning my ass in case she wants to lick it or do whatever. She is my wife and I’m hers, my body is all hers.

Jan 22, 2010
5:04 pm
#139 felony :

I have tryed anal,,a few times,,yes it freaks me out a wee bit ,but my bf loves it! I just have a bath and insert a finger or two with soap.This seems to do the trick as Ive never had any trouble with shit on his nob,,or smells!
You can usually feel if your butt is not clean,,it feels ,,,well not clean!
Also my bf has a massive cock,,and Im atiny size 8,,so it goes to show any thing is possible!
Have fun !!

Feb 11, 2010
9:19 am
#140 sunil :

OK I WILL GIV U A BETTER TIP THAN ALL JUST FOLLOW IT WILL WORK FIRST GO TO DO POOP AND FINISH IT OFF AND LATER PUT A MEDIUM, PIPE CONEETED TO THE TAP OF INSERT IN ASS IF U R FEELING PAIN USE VASALINE AND LEAVE THE WATER TO FLOW IN LOW LEVEL U WILL FEEL GOOD LATER. ONCE U R CLEAN THEN TAKE SOME VALSELINE IN UR FINGER AND TRY TO INSERT AND DO SOME EXERSISE OF LEFT AND RIGHT U WILL FEEL COMFERTABLE. AFTER THIS MAKE UR PARTNERS PENNIS TO STAND AND TAKE A CUCUMBER CUT IT IN THE END AND THE REMAING CUMUBER TO BE CARVED IN CENTER AS A BIG HOLE WHICH WILL SUTE THE PENNISE SIZE AND PUSH IT TO THE PENNIS AND TAKE IT OUT IT WILL BECOME VERY SOFT AND TRY TO DO THIS TO MAKE U VERY COMFERTABLE AND HAVE A GOOD FUCK BOTH WILL ENJOY IT I GARENTE U

Feb 13, 2010
1:10 pm
#141 Ryan Hoffmann :

I wanted to know if this really does work.. i hope so… :)

Feb 18, 2010
7:20 am
#142 DD :

TOO MANY DUMB AND STUPID PEOPLE ON THIS PAGE. TOO MUCH FUSS OF CLEANING THAT BURROW. I FEEL SORRY FOR U FUGS. REALY SORRY.

Feb 19, 2010
9:30 pm
#143 Vicki :

I am 40 years old and had never experienced the joys of anal sex. I have a new bf after a divorce and he was just crazy after me to try it, so I did some reading up (of course) about it and got myself ready. I cleansed with an enema, then jumped in the shower and did the soapy finger in the ass to clear that up…. and I was still scared to death that something would stink or I would have an accident. Well– I did it, and dear God!!! no messes at all, no smells at all, and I came like crazy and he said it was one of the most intense ones he has had too. So now..I am an anal sex lover, and it is worth the prep work.

Feb 28, 2010
1:22 pm
#144 bob :

My boyfriend and i were having anal sex the other day and there was no bad smell or anything and the sex was amazing but his dick was sliding in and out way too easily and it was starting to hurt, so we turned the lights on and i had been bleeding alot..there was blood everywhere, all over the sheets, on his legs and mine, on the floor, on the wall, it had even stained the mattress. Turns out he tore my ass a little bit…i had to get stitches…BUT the sex felt great, day i get the stitches out best believe i will be biting that pillow nice a hard again.

Mar 13, 2010
11:19 pm
#145 Clean that Ass :

Period point blank if you gonna get fucked in the ass use an enema or a douche with water.

Mar 18, 2010
5:43 pm
#146 tiki :

is that true bob? it’s kind of alerting.
anyway, i didn’t understand anything here. haha.
i got my gf let her shit off using suppository then i cleaned it with warm water mixed with feminine wash that I’ve put in a squeez bottle.
..then let it out.. ’till the water that comes out is clean.

Mar 19, 2010
6:15 am
#147 Genus the penis :

the most easiest way to clean your anal canal out and get ready for anal sex, is to eat less And drinks lots of water then, about 10am in the morning or earlier let it all go till it appears clear, and your stomach does not hurt come night time off you go.

I personally only eat one or two meals a day, anyway. But for people not use to that eat high calories or kilojouels what ever measure you follow for breakfast, and the same for lunch.

Here is a great tip after each meal you consume from that meal it takes 12hours for it to pass out the ass. So if you eat less you poop less and can get your ass hit for hours without pooping

Enjoy peoples

Mar 21, 2010
9:18 pm
#148 mr d :

ladies and open minded heteros, take advise from a gay guy! anal sex is great fun. there are small enema bulbs in most sex shops and even chemist shops! go and get one, get your self cleaned and enjoy it. don’t forget the lubricant and condoms! always practice safe sex!!! hugz from Portugal

Mar 29, 2010
4:50 am
#149 willem vogelzang :

you may not like what I have to say, but I will tell you anyway.
for me a well cleaned ass is a turn-off, the heavenly smell is gone and also the taste.
you also remove the natural lubricant.
further it is nice to clean the penis with your mounth.

Apr 1, 2010
11:46 pm
#150 fang :

ok im gay and my partner wants to know how to flush his anal out. ok what is the do’s and dont’s to this situation?

Apr 5, 2010
2:36 am
#151 Nina :

Okay your all making it SOOOOOO difficult….
all you have to do, is take 2 soapy fingers and push in and out of your ass until its clean. if you cant reach that far, get a shower hoes that you can pull off (the one where you can turn it into heavy pressure or let it run on you like a normal shower).
you turn the shower tip to the pressure side and push it inside your anal hole. when you feel the water inside you, go to the bathroom and let it run out. keep doing that over and over until the water that runs out of your anal is clear (clean as water basically)
Thats all. all these douche bags and vibrators arent needed….

Apr 9, 2010
9:45 am
#152 cindy :

i absolutely loooooooove anal sex it makes orgasms WAY better. i use the shower head to clean my ass out and i have never had a poop problem. i use a dildo to get my ass ready for his cock and sometimes i like to use a large dildo in my pussy for more pleasure. my husband loves it when he can pull his dick out and see it gape. and anal sex is not gay it is sooooooo much FUN for men AND women.

Apr 13, 2010
3:25 am
#153 Arlo :

I have played with my ass for years. I have learned several things about making it clean. If you ever do an enema, you will want to continue to push after 10 seconds of starting the water flow. If you don’t, then you will trigger a cleaning process that could last two hours and bathroom breaks hours later in addition to a big smelly mess. What I learned is lube up a long fat dildo and work it in and squat in the shower and gently clean out anything reachable with my fingers. I know it sounds bad but its really the best way to go. You will never make it 100% clean but this seems to be the best way. There is nothing wrong with using water enemas but you don’t want to make doo doo soup. The other benefit about using the dildo first is it helps pull some stuff out and also loosens you up and lubes you up too.

Apr 14, 2010
10:19 pm
#154 Alex :

Anal SEX is ANIMAL SEX we are human – Animal doesn’t Anal why human does ? sham on you all

Apr 15, 2010
2:28 pm
#155 RGS :

Alex …

so first anal sx is animal sex and animals don’t do it? Check wikipedia … !

Apr 21, 2010
6:41 pm
#156 hitler :

if you do anal sex you,re gay bitch

Apr 23, 2010
3:27 am
#157 arbour :

ok ok..i have read so much in this thread..do this, dont do that, some SUPER WACKO stuff, funny stuff and some *you need slapped* stuff. I enjoy anal play with my husband regularly and just was searching around if anal water cleansing was safe. guessing with everything else, everyone has their own philosophy on the issue. I happen to find that it is VERY arousing and very erotic. Thank you to everyone who posted their honest opinion and suggestions. To those who bash people on this thread….um ya didnt have to come on here and read it in the first place. *rolls eyes*

One major factor for the females, if you do try anal and end up enjoying it, NEVER EVER EVER go from anal to vaginal or anal to *shivers* mouth. wanna talk about unreal infections.

And honestly, some of the best advice i have seen was from the gay men. again….thank you all. have fun with your significant others and enjoy something that feels AMAZING!

Apr 30, 2010
12:56 pm
#158 easy quick clean! :

TIPS THAT WORK FOR GIRLS AND BOYS BOTTOMS

SHOWER-

GO TO THE LOO IF YOU CAN… HAVE A SHOWER, UNSCREW THE HEAD
AIM THE JET TO YOUR ASSHOLE NO NEED TO PUSH IT INSIDE
YOU CAN FEEL IT FILLING UP, SHOULD BE LUKE WARM.

HOLD IT IN – STEP OUT THE SHOWER SIT ON THE LOO, PUSH THE WATER AND ANYTHING UP THERE OUT
REPEAT TILL SATISFIED
TIP ( SIT STRAIGHT ON LOO, MASSAGE TUMMY AND WAIT TILL YOU ARE FULLY EMPTY, SOMETIMES A LITTLE WATER CAN BE LEFT- IF YOU FEEL THAT JUST SIT STRAIGHT AND SQUEEZE IT OUT AGAIN.

BATH TIP !

TAKE A SQUEEZY WATER BOTTLE, FILL WITH LUKE WARM WATER TO THE TOP,
SQUAT OVER IT, PLACE TIP INSIDE YOUR ANUS, SQUEEZE FIRMLY THE WATER INSIDE.

HOLD IT IN – GO TO LOO ( OR USE A POT OF CUP – THAT YOU CAN WASH AFTER )

PUSH WATER OUT, REPEAT TILL SATISFIED- FOLLOW SAME STEPS AS ABOVE.

TAKES A MATTER ON MINUTES AND A LOVELY CLEAN BOTTOM TO BE FILLED AND DIRTIED UP !

NOW PLENTY OF LUBE

TIP – LUBE

I USE GROUNDNUT OIL

CHEAP
FRAGRENCE FREE
DOESNT CONGEAL
NO IRRITATION
NO TASTE

BRILLIANT. LOCAL GROCERY SHOP WILL HAVE IT IN STOCK.

TIP – PROB NOT GOOD TO USE WITH CONDOMS THOUGH – MAY DAMAGE RUBBER.
SAFE COUPLES ONLY

May 1, 2010
8:08 pm
#159 RP :

Metamucil is the way to go. All this talk about enemas…I dont know about you, but after using an enema and sitting and squirting it out on the toilet a couple times, the last thing I want is something stuck in there. I find that enemas cause me irritation down there, and by the time it’s all done, I’m no longer interested in anal sex. Just do Metamucil the night before…I take it every night, sex or no sex. You’ll have a good cleansing BM in the morning. Take more in the morning. Eat lunch, but no dinner. Have another good Metamucil-induced BM in the evening, then have sex anytime after that. Two things: Yes, anal sex needs to be planned, not spontaneous like it is portrayed on shows like “Queer as Folk” where gay guys randomly have seemingly flawless anal sex in bathrooms or wherever. Second, no matter what you do, no method is 100% foolproof. Bottom line…if your partner can’t stand a little bit of a smell or will go to pieces if he sees a small speck of fecal matter, he probably shouldn’t be putting his penis in someone’s butt in the first place. It goes with the territory…get over it.

May 3, 2010
8:07 am
#160 RGS :

I am surprised that nobody talks about how to clean up after anal sex!

May 7, 2010
1:30 am
#161 sara :

although i may try anal sex one day, im not going to NOW. but, my partner wants to eat me out while fingering my ass.. i want to make sure im clean? what do i do to make sure this is okay? & are there any tips you can give about this? please & thank yu(;

May 11, 2010
9:53 pm
#162 nancy :

My husband and I like to have a sex once in a while from back but I have to much pain in
there than I cann’t handle it , I saw couple of options in your website, but I want to know
What’s your suggestion about this? and which way or product is the best choice to get
Because I’ve tried many different gels but nothing worked until now. Please explain
What should I do?

May 13, 2010
6:35 am
#163 tnauth :

All i have to say is don’t use shampoos, conditioners, soapy water, or anything of such nature. if you use a water bag with just a water that is safe. i read one of the comments on here that it can cause infection from bacteria which is wrong! i am somewhat of a survival expert and a good way to help stay hydrated is to douche water in ur ass if its a little too dirty to drink due to bacteria. just had aproblem with those to things. soaps can give make you have to use the bathroom

May 13, 2010
8:39 am
#164 Girlie :

All this talk about cleaning out your a$$, you guys must have some stank going on back there and maybe something wrong with your plumbing if you have to go through all that just to have anal sex. I take a shower every day and have no issues with stank during anal sex. My husband and I have anal at least once a week, it is never planned and never an issue. When we first starting having anala and didn’t know what we were doing he got some poo on him a few times, but it is just poo, he jumped in the shower and washed off and we were ready to go again. The key to not pooing is taking it easy, if it is forced and your are pushing or holding, some stuff is bound to come out. Just eat right, shower regularly and take it slow and easy. Accidents happen, if your partner and you can’t handle a few mishaps then maybe you shoudln’t be having sex period.

But seriously if you have to plan your day out what to eat, taking laxatives and a 20 min anal cleaning and pooing session just to have anal then something must be wrong with your a$$ to begin with. Take a shower!!!!

Jun 2, 2010
11:48 pm
#165 kimbo :

my wife &i have been having anal sex for years & we just love it, particularly her.
it does not matter what pre anal steps we take to ensure total cleanliness,
ie: pre anal #2, enimas, showering,lubing etc,
there will always be a bit of poop on the dick & smell from time to time.
so,what the heck, she is my wife.
remember it is a poop shute after all.
however, there is strickly no anal to vaginal penetration in the same session.
so there!!

Jun 10, 2010
3:49 am
#166 jake :

omg like around 3:00 this afternoon..my guy friend…decided to go for it..and he told me to bend over cuz i think he didnt like the idea of me looking at him while he sticks it in..and it felt so wierd..like i was about to u know go number 2…and he noticed something on his condom and he ran for the bathroom..i felt so embarrassed i wanted to die..he left me used the bathroom..but when i came up he was already dressed and he was on fb..he was like ” i dont want to talk about it” and i got the vibe that we werent going to do anymore…so i put on my clothes…and he was like..dont worry about it..uh yeah rite…this was so spontatneous..if i would have known..i would have eaten anything for the whole 2 days..i was so embarrasaed..he said he was going to call me..yeah rite..i was so embarrassed..hey i give him a bj if he wants but idk if i can go through with it again..im scared i mite give him mud on his helmet..and i cant do that …that was both our first times..soo i dont know…..ughhhh..idk about the enimas..but i will try the shower head solution..

Jun 11, 2010
4:35 pm
#167 virgin :

hi there! i’m 17 yrs. old and my bf. is 18. we are willing to have anal sex and it’s our first time. i don’t know exactly what to do at first so i’m hoping anyone can help me with it. plzzz as soon as possible. o and can it cause any harm to me when he cums inside of my anus? should i do cum first so it won’t hurt?

Jun 16, 2010
6:38 pm
#168 Tom :

Are you in Africa? At 17 you are old enough to understand the risks of unprotected sex. Sexually Transmitted Diseases should not be a foreign concept to you. Just because your BF is 18 and never had sex it does not mean he won’t carry non active viruses like Hepatitis that can be acquired from birth. You can also get bacterial infections from anus. USE CONDOMS unless you are both tested and know each others test results. Start using condoms and build a habit of doing it with consistency. Once you start cutting corners on using condoms and becoming more complacent, you will end up getting an STD down the road in life with other guys.

It doesn’t matter if you cum first or last, before he ambushes your ass or after. Pain will be there on first time and the only thing you can do to help is GO VERY SLOW on inserting, humping, and when he pulls out. Use LOTS of LUBE to make it easier and comfortable As for prepping, read this whole damn thread full of good advice. Teens these days are too lazy to read.

Jun 17, 2010
12:26 am
#169 jake :

um guys…wut sucks is…anal has to be planned…wut if u meet a guy spontaneously…and BAM.. ur giving him a job..and he decides to play pitcher for the hour..i mean it sucks..that we guys / gurls have to plan this in advance..u guys dont know…and besides…my problem was we used the Trojan Ribbed condoms…and yeah that triggered it for me…it felt so wierd like i had to go number 2…guys dont used ribbed condoms…i didnt know anybody i just saw the comerical and i thought that was the best thin in the world….but the shower head..some of us dont have the removable showerheads…some of us have the attached showerheads…soooo the shampoo bottle is the only solution for me… ughhhh my fun buddy is not texting me anymore….well then again he has a gf sooo wutever..im so over him….i woulnt want him to text me anyways..im too embarrassed to see him . i dont think i can ever face him ..i think i just scarred him for life…oh god…what have i done…

Jun 20, 2010
4:20 am
#170 shane :

i just go and do a number two then for the next couple of hours finger my anas under the shower until im fully clean. The more poo that is removed the more intense the anal ive found

Jun 25, 2010
4:29 pm
#171 peter :

for people who are using water enemas before anal sex:

1.) how many hours prior to sex should you give yourself a water enema?
2.) how much do you squirt in there? many say it is enough to just put in a little and clean out the lower region of your colon, but others say that the poo in the higher region may come down because it will get watery.

Jul 13, 2010
10:17 pm
#172 DAN :

what ever clean asshole or not enjoy it can be heaven to give it or also take it have fun.P.S. LOTS OF LUBE!

Jul 28, 2010
4:16 pm
#173 Jason :

WOW, WHAT A PAGE!

I am a 31 year old gay guy. I only just discovered using enemas this year. They are definitely a solution regarding having clean anal sex.

I shit on average, 2-3 times a day (a lot, I know!) and without the use of the enema, there is ALWAYS a risk of something being left up in your canal.

And yes…it has happened to me in gay sex and it is very embarassing even though it was in the dark and I was able to cover up the mess!

Everyone is different so it really depends how often you go. Because I go loads, I ALWAYS need to clean in there.

THE WORSE PART OF ALL THIS IS THAT WE ARE UNABLE TO HAVE SPONTANEOUS ANAL SEX! How terrible to have to not eat AND do an enema at least five hours before.

This is so true if you really want to be sure that you’re gonna be clean down there. What happens if you’re in a live in relationship with your boyfriend and you’re having a night in on the couch and you’ve ordered take-out Chinese?? You can’t eat??

So you can’t eat out on a dinner date?? You can’t cook something for your boyfriend and eat too?? This sounds like a major thing to have to ALWAYS miss out on OR have fecal discharge during sex.

What a shame there is no solution to being able to eat, be spontaneous and not worry about shitting on your bf’s cock while screwing like rabbits…

Aug 1, 2010
1:44 am
#174 waternymph :

Jake, don’t worry about that friend of yours. I am sure when he desires some good oral sex he will be texting you. And don’t put yourself through a gilt trip, he was just as responsible for what happened as you. No Guy is worth that. Something very similar happened recently to me and yes it was embarrassing, but the worst part was my boyfriend’s reaction, he said we were never doing that again. So it guess it will just be oral sex with him for now. Sometimes I hate that I can’t have anal spontaneously, because sex is so hot when its not planned. Any how, please don’t use that old shampoo bottle, it could cause a terrible infection. Use something new, clean, And designed to fit in your ass. That is a very sensitive and especially internally delicate part of your body, keep that in mind. I know anal sex can be very frustrating sometimes, I would go without eating food if my good health didn’t require it. Lol. But I do have to say that 98% of time I have not had an embarrassing moment. And I never did the internal wash or cleanse, just a healthy light diet (mostly vegetarian) and going regularly every day to keep myself cleaned out. When you are clean And the moment is right, the sex can be amazing and very hot with the right lover. I hope You will experience something great like that, sex is meant to be fun! So enjoy it! And be safe!

Aug 9, 2010
9:42 pm
#175 AnalFetish :

I am a straight male and the Idea of anal sex has always been a HUGE turn on for me. I have had a girl friend for 2 years now. We took things slow and both had sex a little bit after our 1 year anniversary. After a long time of trying to get her into some kind of anal play, I was finally able to convince her. I made sure there was a lot of spit on both her anus and my finger and I slowly massaged her ass. Then I lightly slipped one finger in and out of her ass. It was very gentle, and I have continued to do this with her. She does not dislike it but I do not think she loves the sensation either.

Any tips on how to make some kind of anal play really pleasurable for her?
Is it clean to be fingering her ass with no cleansing preparation before hand?

Thanks for any help guys and girls!

Aug 11, 2010
11:03 pm
#176 Tom :

You should not be using spit because it’s not a proper lube. Use lubes designed for anal sex. As long as you don’t lick the finger and as long as you don’t switch from anal to vaginal sex without changing condoms, there is no risk of any potential bacterial infections. You can try getting butt plugs or anal beads to stimulate her more. But not everyone will like anal sex right away and it’s not pleasurable for all women like vaginal stimulation is.

Oct 30, 2010
5:55 am
#177 pam :

I use an enema bag three or four time with warm water. Then a douche battle (for the smell). Finally I fill the douche with warm light mineral oil. That way every thing is slippery. When my husband fucks me in the ass he uses lots of anal lube and it works every time and there is not that shit smell or shit on his cock. After a good 15 min or so of fucking my legs and body are so weak from the sensation I can’t stand up. It’s amazing especially if your husband had a big cock like mine. We have done it a least once a week for 20 years. I am 45. He is the only one that fucks me. Now he can fuck me in the ass as easily as my pussy his 8′x2′ just slides in with no effort. If you ca get over the taboo there is nothing like anal sex for stimulation.

Nov 17, 2010
10:51 am
#178 ramharley :

I read through this entire thread. Interesting stuff.

Im probably one of the few guys that has a female friend who wants to try anal. I must admit I was very stimulated by the thought. But after reading this thread Im not convinced I would find it pleasurable. The accidents and rituals are too time consuming for spontaneous sex. I like the unknowing and spontanious type intamacy.

Maybe if I was married and my wife followed some of the instructions in this post I would intertain anal.

I guess I gotta let my friend know that my answer is no for now.

Thanks for all the great input.

Nov 23, 2010
10:52 pm
#179 Bottomsup. :

It pays to know a little about our anatomy. Men and women are the same in respect to their bottoms.
The anal canal is about three inches long and contains no poop. Next comes the rectum which is about 6 to 8 inches long and is normally empty until it fills up with poop from the colon. When this happens, a feeling of fullness results and an urge to go to the toilet results in order to empty it again. If the rectum is empty, there is no danger of strong pooy smells or even smells at all.
Some people feel they need the toilet when the rectum begins to fill but others, less fortunate or who simply put the matter off, will have a rectum that is quite full without really noticing it. A full rectum will make anal sex very messy and smelly so the answer is to see to it that the rectum is empty.

The rectum is normally emptied by a bowel movement or should be washed out with water in the form of a small enema of no more than half a pint or so, held for several minutes. The reason for this is, if a large enema is taken, water will travel up the colon washing down brown water and smelly poop at intervals for maybe up to an hour afterwards. Brown water being forced out during anal sex is not much fun for either party.

Probably, the best overall method is to train the bowel to have a movement every day soon after breakfast and maybe again in the early evening. They say the bowel has a subsidiary “brain” of its own and it will respond to training if a regular diet of decent food is eaten and plenty of water is drunk, that is, up to six or seven glasses a day.

Some people are very regular and these may be the ones that have no trouble with anal because they are usually “empty.” Constipation is the biggest culprit for pooy sex as the rectum is often full of hard matter which sticks when anal sex is practiced.

Anyone can check if the rectum is full or not by inserting a rectal thermometer or similar, into the rectum to about its full length and checking if the tip is pooy when withdrawn. If it is, the rectum is full. If the rectum is empty, the thermometer will be clean along its entire length.

In conclusion, I would also suggest that a condom be used at all times. I would also suggest that however smelly the anal intercourse is, the man should never show his disgust at the woman. After all, she is allowing an un-natural act, however pleasant, to be enacted on her body and it seems unkind to me for the man to show any displeasure if there is a smell. Just be glad of the pleasure and help in improving things in the future.

Dec 2, 2010
8:14 am
#180 Icy :

Cheapest method.

After going to the bathroom, put about 6-8 ice cubes up your bottom. Let them melt and use the bathroom again. Rinse and repeat if needed. Cool and clean.

Dec 6, 2010
8:33 pm
#181 ferdi :

I’m amazed!
An ass is made for shitting. No problem if you want to use it for other purposes. It’s a choice. But, all this crap (!)about cleaning, preparing etc sounds like an extension of the Karma Surtra – and we all know what a passion killer that really is! Where’s the spontaneity that makes it all so exciting – or has sex now been reduced to an almost surgical procedure? I’m glad I’m 63 and still very much alive instead of younger and so inhibited I’ve lost all the real zest for life – and it’s naturalness.

Dec 21, 2010
3:19 am
#182 diana Wang :

I’ve always been reluctant to try anal sex, but after hearing too many people saying how unbelievably good it is, I’m so tempted to try. My boyfriend and I have tried a couple of times but I’ve wussed out. But the one time that he got all of himself in and thrusted a couple of times, it was such a weird sensation. I know that it hurt like hell, but it was a combo of needing to go #1 and #2, but it oddly felt good at the same time… I don’t know how that’s possible! Haha, well… I’m glad I found this blog of steps to sanitary anal.
And to Bottomsup, that’s been absolutely the most enlightening thing I’ve read all day, thanks for the tips!

Jan 3, 2011
9:32 am
#183 Jake :

#182 ferdi

Well my dear man here’s an answer to your post. First at 63 years old you do know that there were men before you. Anal sex is not something new, you were born sometimes in this century, but before you and before this century and millennium, Anal sex was practiced in many countries for many contexts and there was no age or social status related matters; Kings, Villain, Priest, Heterosexual were all practicing it. What happens today and why it seems to be so huge and such a problem to the eyes of those who were busy in their little life; it the new world openness. The gay movement did help to let it out, but they are not the only one factor, the release of information from health organization that once was unavailable and taboo. So for you it seems that the world went mad… not really it just went out.
I take that you never did insert a finger down there since the idea that touching shit is dirty (well yes it is) but also, the anal nerves are highly sensitive for both women and men, but more for men though, because those nerves are in connection with the prostate, which is in fact about 3 third of the length of your finger (unless you have very short fingers), and if you massage that area, you can make yourself ejaculate without even stroking your penis. So just imagine while you are making love to a woman, and she insert the finger and massage the right spot… you’ll give her the filling of her life?.
Now let’s talk about that shit factor… yes shit is nasty, but yet again it’s something that you are use to see… but what part are you seeing really. The anus has no permanent shit in it… that’s why we call it a bowel movement… it takes in fact 6 hours for the stomach to process what we know as feces at the end of the canal. What you are eating now will take 6 hours to be processed, unless you have some digestive problems or colon cancer or other diseases, what you ate yesterday was evacuate the morning you woke up. So yes the anus does clean itself naturally, but to wash it manually sometimes can only do well whether you are gay or not. If Elvis knew that… they wouldn’t have found over 4 days of packed shit in its bowel during the autopsy… no it wasn’t due to the drug he was taking… Elvis had a lot of digestive problems, hence the constipation.
So yes anal douche is not only sexual, it’s also healthy… but like anything else, moderation is the way to go. Sorry if I grossed you out LOL or any other guys out there… I do call a cat a cat. Cheers!

Jan 8, 2011
2:51 am
#184 ranchy123 :

Hi, I loved this, its really cool and fun. I just wanted to add that you can minimize your bowel smells, but eating little animal fats, eating plenty fiber, eating plenty yogurt or buttermilk. I am gay and a power bottom, and I love anal sex. my worst nightmare is a brown colored condom, so all I do, is use a shower hose and fill my butt with water and empty, repeatedly till clear water runs… then, I have a nice long shower, then oil my booty and use pure cocoa butter in the hole, sooo, during sex, it smells like chocolate…. and my partner loves to lick there because of it….

Jan 15, 2011
11:16 am
#185 tariq bilal :

best way to clean your ass use shower press lettle bit in your ass and release water until its returnfrom your ass do one or two time you will be clean and use cream with your finger your ass will be soft and you will enjoy 7″ to 8″ dick in your ass enjoy and if you wants me send me e mail

Jan 17, 2011
8:26 pm
#186 jake :

this for icy…omg ughhh i tried that once….omg i had to melt the ice first cause yeah solid ice sounds painful i had to wait for it to melt a little..i put little water in the bowl with the ice while i did my thing on the pot while i sat and think for a while if u knw wut i mean…omg the ice up ur ass is soo wierd..it was sooo cold..but afterwards i released it..but it felt wierd after i cleaned up and everything..u can really feel that u have a clean anus..it felt wierd but good…ughh now i found out that the only way i can meet up wid him is to do it before i go o work.lol…still i wish we didnt have to go thru all this preparation just for anal..i wish we can just have spontaneous sex…without worrying..

Jan 21, 2011
12:07 pm
#187 DaddyBear1961 :

You are all making this much more complicated than it is. If you have a hand held shower head, the ones with the hose attaching the shower head, it is very simple to flush out your ass. first empty your bowels on the toilet. then remove the shower head from the hose. Next adjust the water flow to a gentile flow and adjust temp so not too hot, not too cold, just a bit cooler than you use to shower with. Then put hose at the opening of the ass, the water pressure will force the water inside. let it fill just till you feel pressure, then remove the hose and empty bowels in the toilet. Do this a couple times till it’s fairly clean. Then do it a few more times in the shower till nothing other than water comes out. be sure you push for a few minutes to be sure all water is out. Now you are clean as a whistle and ready to let your partner enjoy your fresh, clean hole.

Jan 23, 2011
3:17 am
#188 Tom :

Using a shower hose is not recommended by doctors, especially if you do it frequently. What happens is that the water flushes out the natural flora/bacteria in deeper parts of your bowls and creates different types of medical issues related to digestion process. Another danger is unpredictable water temperatures in showers. You can burn your bowels if there is sudden hot flash of water blasting inside you. Best thing is to stick to small enemas that only washes out your rectum not the entire colon, and using high fiber diet and adding fiber supplements like metamucil.

Feb 4, 2011
5:21 pm
#189 Raul Brammin :

Anal sex.. I have fucked several men over time and been fucked as well.

Funnily, most white men do not understand the meaning of having their arses clean. Every time I meet them they arses are dripping with poop or sometimes heaving a loaded colon comes along wanting dick .. I mean PLEASE understand if that is kinky for you , it is not for most people doing the work on your arse. I can understand it happenign one or twice without knowledge or involuntarily. But all my fuck buddies despite telling them to clean up when they come over, they end up after a while giving me some poop stains on my condom. Its RIGHT ANNOYING!

It happened to me as well when I was receiving it from guys, but I always made sure that I cleaned up and douched . My Top partners have never complained about poop stains. And the ones who did get the poop stains , I have ensured it never happens agian which is then acceptable.

Please dont come over hooking up with a top staright from work with your arse loaded and a stinky crotch full of sweat. that is not what I need.

atleast go poop and clean up in your office and come to my place and take a shower… I am not licking that rectum just wiped off with a paper tissue.

Feb 11, 2011
2:22 am
#190 Bud :

75 percent of gay men were born gay. The other 25 percent were sucked into it.

Feb 18, 2011
4:29 am
#191 Anon :

The post way above who mentioned her/his boyfriend cleans her/his anus with soap is either telling us shes/hes a masochist; or shes/hes just lieing. Unless its the special brand; because any time of shampoo,conditioner,soap, ect, will burn the living shit out of your anus because of the chemicals in it. It is highly not recommended; because it can cause problems, or just hurt like a bitch.
The best way to clean is going to the restroom; taking a shower, then waiting about an hour and take a small-medium enema. That can clean you up nicely… and use a ton of lube or else it is going to hurt badly and can cause anal tears; which are not fun to deal with because they constantly hurt and take ages to heal.

Feb 18, 2011
4:34 am
#192 Anon :

#188 DaddyBear1961

That is a really bad idea.
For one; you need pretty hot water to clean yourself out. 90°F-100°F ( Colder enemas cause more pains and cramps )
Also; like said, it is not healthy to do that often because it removes needed bacteria; and causes later problems.

Feb 18, 2011
4:16 pm
#193 yaskir :

what kind of people are you. islam does not allow this kind of sex i-e anal sex. in islam if a husband do the anal sex with his wife so islam says that the wife are divorced on you. your marriage are broken.
Reason:- The ass is enginder for the excreation process.and it can excrete the wasteful material.
while the vaginal are produce for obsorption . it can obsorb the material.so kindly leave the anal sex. please leave it.

Feb 20, 2011
8:09 pm
#194 Tom :

#194 Your religion of peace is filled with hypocrisy and blood. Your Koran doesn’t allow anal sex with women, but Cairo and Kabul, like every other Muslim city, are world leaders of pederasty, and bestiality. You sure like your boys before they turn into men, and you sure like your goats when you get bored on the farms. I wonder what the Koran has to say about “bacha-bozy” custom in Afghanistan and Pakistan where every 3rd male child is a victim of rape because your women are so “holy” and are only good for baby making and not having sex with.

Mar 1, 2011
10:51 am
#195 unkown :

Ok. I didn’t realize how good I was at this before I read all of these… WOW …
and I agree… we CAN’T have spontaneous Sex, but get over it lol. I tell the TOPS “if you want to have fun DON’T F’ING RUSH ME”, and leave it at that.

If I have a heads up, I’ll drink some coffee to “get the system going” then head to the bath room:
*I use a turkey baster (that I boil clean regularly) and fill it to the tip, insert, and IMMEDIATELY expel (other wise water can travel father up then we want)
*I repeat this process till the water comes out clear
*now comes the fun part, I use 2 fingers (1 doesn’t seem to go far enough) and reach in and feel around to make sure that it is clean. I’ve noticed that there are a couple of different chambers down there while doing this , and i slowly ease them open with my fingers and keep getting a deep in as i can. if at any point i “get dirty” i stop and rinse again.
-I NEVER PUT THE TIP OF THE BASTER FOR THEN 3/4 OF AND INCH IN ME-… we don’t want water getting too far up.
then I do the finger check again and if every thing is clear i am good….
if i have time i’ll check again right before sex to make sure all is good…if any thing has “worked it way down” then i clean out again. after this process I thoroughly clean in the shower…
but you have to rinse, then finger, then rinse…. otherwise water will get caught in those upper chambers and you will have a “mess”. . . and the larger your man is..(and mine are all at least 8-11) the deeper you need to go… and for those gay men out there… take the time to practice staying hard while you do…men love a stick d*ck while their fucking you…gives them something to hold on too lol

Mar 6, 2011
7:35 am
#196 bi?willing :

I recently tried the banana thing due to this string of comments. It worked very well and I will do it again. I have previously been doing the shower hose thing and it is a big hassle to get clean enough to be confident enough to go “beyond” normal size and length of object inserted. ie. toy,vegetable,hand/fist
I still have hose showers which takes some caution though. I found out a while back that it is way easier to stretch out from the inside out. For example to start out, set the temp warm but not too warm and the pressure as low as possible to get the water to flow through the hose. Next, sit on side of tub and hang rear over edge. Then reach around and put end up against hole and let fill with water. When the pressure builds it will open the anus and let the hose in then you can hold back and release at will. As I said the pressure will build up and it is much easier to “pre-stretch”. Recently I have been leaving the nozzle on and putting shower head up against the anus as tight as I can and it does the same thing only better and wider!

Mar 8, 2011
7:10 pm
#197 Jason :

Lawrence Lessig and Lee Baker are co-authors of a book on anal sexuality and other alternative forms of sexual gratification. It is a well-researched and scholarly publication. Without plugging their book, both Lessig and Baker recommend anal sex as a healthy alternative to genital sex which can be both physically and emotionally fulfilling.

Mar 23, 2011
6:31 pm
#198 TO ALL :

Hope you all get cancer and die very slowly (painfull of course). You people dont have no morals to life and niether does your wife, thats why you call it love when its not.

Apr 6, 2011
1:35 pm
#199 pete :

@199…sounds like somebody tried anal sex with out cleaning properly and had a bad experience. Give it some time and when you get your courage up again try a simple enema first or maybe take a bath n get a finger up there once or twice.

Also its funny that the person wishing slow painful death on others for not having the same beliefs thinks they know what love is. You know about fear and hate.
@194 why do muslim countries wipe with their bare hand. Their “dirty hand”? I don’t get please explain. Please give up this. It is public health risk.
My best friend is Islamic. You two are just idiots.

Apr 8, 2011
5:30 pm
#200 Done It!! :

Hey!
Probably there have been a lot of similar posts, but that’s the way I do it:
I never eat at least 3 hours before having anal sex.
Once you know it’s going to happen, go to the loo and clean the ass – i usually do it with a plastic bottle filled with warm-coldish water. The trouble here is that the ass has a few “layers” – once you think that you have excreted all the water, it is not so – some has remained inside and I’ve suddenly let it out at a wrong time – and it’s been full of shit! :D
Hence – I would advise you to take A LOT of time before having anal. Get all the dirt out – takes about 10 “cleanings” and the water shoud be clear. After you’ve prepared yourself for it, it’s a lot of fun and a lot of pleasure for sure!!! good luck!!

Apr 8, 2011
5:34 pm
#201 Done It!! :

@199 – HAHAHAHAHHAAAA! First of all, learn how to spell! And secondly,I guess you need to shove a huge cock up your ass :) Perhaps that would calm you down!

Apr 10, 2011
12:14 pm
#202 DontworrybeHappy :

Wow: first off i have to say i have read this thread and i feel that i have some good advice (possibly the most simple/down to earth in this thread). i do not want to dwell on this but first off a big fuck you to all the haters/religious freaks leaving your comments on what you already knew before-hand is a thread about having anal sex. why is it when unhappy people want to make others feel ashamed of themselves they extol God with a capital ‘G’ and wag their fingers like they do not sin. everybody sins every day. you know absolutely nothing about ‘G’od’s love or human compassion and you will wander through life completely oblivious to anything beyond your shriveled testes. God will forgive us all for all the stupid shit we do on a daily basis. i am sorry for you i really am and i will just say a big fuck you and be done with it.
anyway.. i am a bi man who has had one male partner (but we screwed ALOT!) i was a bottom guy mostly b/c i like feeling feminine/submissive and having a guy all over me. i will outline for anyone who cares to read the best way to prep for the best night of your life and to have it go well.
first, anal really cant be TOTALLY spontaneous. if this blows your high then i guess its not for you. however i would like to point out to ppl that most times for me anyway i have a pretty good idea of when i am likely to have sex (like if you are going to see that special someone that night and you are horny, duh) but if you are not prepared you can always just do something else, bj, handjob or just heavy petting. not every experience has to end in the big bang, being intimate with your special someone counts too. that said there is some lifestyle changes you are going to have to make if you want to regularly do anal. first, do shave around there, being careful of course; most ppl gay or straight like a smooth asshole. i personally shave my entire body b/c i like being smooth all over. secondly and MOST importantly, how you regulate your digestion is the key. we are talking about our butts here ppl, what comes out of it is a direct reflection of what you put in. that said, as long as you are a person who is healthy enough to have sex in the first place it shouldnt be too hard to make a few small adjustments for the kind of fun youre going to have. one word: metamucil. its not just for old farts; for one thing your bowel movements should always be firm and come out completely; thats a healthy bm. make sure you get plenty of fiber each day and its as simple as drinking a glass of water (w the metamucil of course!). thats just healthy and you should be getting enough fiber to make that happen in the first place. if youre poops are frequently or always sticky and nasty you should consult w your doctor. once you got that down, you are ready to actually prep for the night of. obviously you should take a poo beforehand and release as much as you can naturally. then simply break out your favorite dildo; use plenty of lube and just fuck that ahead of time. for one you will have a great time, prepare yourself for the real thing, and find out if there is anything left in there. SIMPLE RIGHT? prepare for fucking by, well, fucking. after you have had your fun take a shower and clean the inside of the ass only as far in as you can stick your fingers, using only your fingers and the spray of the water; for gods sake do not use soap or any other chemicals in your ass. also i do not recommend any type of enema/douching; it is a needless step and may only cause harm. there really isnt much else to say and ppl reading this may not think i have given them any useful advice at all b/c for some reason ppl tend to think that prepping for anal intercourse needs to be some sort of science. the bottom line is that poo should be coming out of your ass in a healthy manner in the first place. this all has to do with diet and exercise. get plenty of fiber and try to learn a thing or two about your body; you’ll find that it really speaks to you if you care to listen. simply make sure everything is ready for game time by practicing with your favorite toy ahead of time, and take a shower to clean out the rim and just inside the rim. also i wouldnt advise drinking coffee or anything else that could run right through you ahead of time, but you CAN eat for gods sake!
thanx to all for their comments and please keep being who you are and loving life

Apr 10, 2011
10:17 pm
#203 ooooo :

oooooo can i have that huge cock that was suppose to be for #199..i mean i dont want that huge cock go to waste now…

Apr 22, 2011
6:22 pm
#204 adam82... :

…back to the question, anal cleansing…best, safest, and effective. I’m a gay male, anal sex is my preference. I do top as well, trial and error in sexcapades. I appreciate all the tips, most are similar to my own, girls love it too…I’ve recently turned bi. I get the best of both worlds. I’m a butt pirate, arrrrggg. Lighten up homophobes, my experience is that you’re bored and want to experience new things. Why not, live your life…ssshhh I can help, lol. Curiosity youre here…Muah

Apr 25, 2011
12:59 am
#205 mark :

I love anal sex !!!!! I clean my ass by having a poop jumping in the shower and then using my fingers its the best way :), if your partner does not want a smelly penis just slide on a condom ! Thanks

Apr 28, 2011
11:56 am
#206 muraliharan :

i like anal sex and i tried several times but my cock doesnt go into my partners anal what to do pl help meas i like ansl sex

Apr 29, 2011
4:13 pm
#207 muraliharan :

my partners anal hole is very small i cant insert my cock into it i like anal fuck please help me to have a super anal fuck

May 2, 2011
12:03 pm
#208 Straight Shooter :

Anal sex is sick. Get a vagina and use it as it was intended to be used.

May 3, 2011
3:36 am
#209 muraliharan :

i want long period fuck.usually it takes 1hour i am not satisfied pl help me to have 4hours fuckkkkkkkk

May 3, 2011
1:46 pm
#210 ummm :

hey straight shoooter..seriously why are u on this blog/ thread / forum post if u think anal sex is sick…i mean somebody must be interested but is too shy to ask questions..yet ur hiding urself in ur analphobic coments…like serious wtf are u doing here then..

May 3, 2011
1:48 pm
#211 wow :

hey muraliharan…damn 4 hours isnt that bit too much..i mean thats great for u..but what about ur bottom partner he is seriously going obe in extreme pain..after 4 hours of extreme fucking..serious can ur dick last for 4 hours…..damn thats hot but thats kinda impossible dont u think…

May 5, 2011
4:49 pm
#212 erm seriously? :

ok some of the methods i read above are ridiculous, i mean not eating for 6+ hours or so? not only you’ll be famished but you’ll have bad breath as well.
Best way to do it is with enemas really, just remove the shower head then stick the hose in your butt and let nature follow it’s course, then release the water when you have the “full” feeling. Repeat this for 10-15 or more till you get clean water 3 times in a row at least and you’ll be very clean. I don’t know if it’s because i have good digestion or not but after an enema like this my ass stays clean anywhere between 1 to 3 days.
Another way that does not always works is if you take a poop 6- hours before the “action”. If you feel you got everything thats close by out(meaning you had a nice long smooth poop, if not you can go back to enema) then you can go to next step of inserting 1 or 2 fingers searching for remaining impurities and repeating it till your fingers come out clean.
Sorry if my lanuage was not very appropiate at times but i like to put things bluntly.

May 5, 2011
10:47 pm
#213 L S :

Hi I know this page is talking about annal sex and cleaning but I was wondering I just had annal sex last night with my husband but to day when I was in the bathroom I noticed that a small amount of something mucus like and yellow or all most pink colored came out of my anus and was wondering what that is and if it’s normal for that stuff to come out of there it dues not look bloody and I’m not in any pain and don’t feel sick I just was wondering about what this is can someone tell me?

May 8, 2011
5:23 pm
#214 ass :

ass sex is good for you i have it with my wife all the time some times its clean and some not but she say take a shit

May 13, 2011
12:13 pm
#215 autumnstricken :

no.195
no one can deny the fact that there are many unhumane activities in some so called muslem countries,but is it fair to judge a religion according to the deeds of its foolwers, and not its own notions and doctrines,,my friend?

May 22, 2011
1:39 am
#216 maggs19 :

ok so my husband really wants to have anal sex and ive never done it before. im so scared to . what should i do??

May 22, 2011
9:41 am
#217 Mmtmm :

i have boyfriend who likes have sex a lot. am gay bottom. everytime we do it, i cant help to poop while in the process. he dont get turned off but i do! even if i went to the loo, the little poop still comes out. do having sex everyday can affect your rectum? i feel pain a little from inside when he penetrates deep! please advices!

May 23, 2011
5:48 pm
#218 ooooo :

dear Mmtmm,
my advice to u…is if u know ur going to meat ur sexy man..then be prepared before hand..go to the bathroom…get rid of the junk u got in ur trunk as much as u can..wow ur boytoy is soo considerate he doesnt get turn off awwww i wish i had a dude like that..i would feel like shit..hahah noo pun intended..sorry…oooo idk about the pain…make sure ur using the rite lube and stuff…

Jun 7, 2011
3:40 am
#219 Sarge :

_THE RIGHT_ Steps for Pre-Anal without D-bag:

1. Have a solid shit (save your shit for a little longer if necessary)

2. Finger yourself to check for shit.

3. #2 will de-pressurize your butt. You NEED to equalize at this point or have sex right away.

4. Equalization will occur naturally 20-30 mins later where you will take a shit with only ass juice. Chill until this point, do it, shower and head out. You have approximately 1-2 hours before your next poop wave will hit. Somtimes this is longer so finger yourself right before anal when you are with the guy.

DONT HAVE ANAL SHIT SEX…unless u love the guy or somthing i have never done that its gross.

Jun 8, 2011
2:36 am
#220 natasha :

hey i need help.i just started having sex a while ago and with only 1 guy and thats my boyfriends wev have sex abt 4 times since i lost my vaginity but resently hes been talkin these nasty stuff to me like he wants to fuck me in the ass he loves me alot n i do to but i dont know where this whole ass fuck came from am not saying iiys bad but i have heard people say it can cause big problems and am scared iv tried to finder my self once i teared my ass upp!! and am scared hes cock is like 9inches how the heck am i gona take that?what should i do if i decide to do it i dont want my ass to tear up!

Jun 10, 2011
10:52 pm
#221 rick d :

hay i am a 20 year old guy and i am NOT gay but i like 2 put ice up my butt 2 clean it and jack off it fells gereat u have 2 try it i have put up to 3 inside me it fells like u have 2 poop but then it goes away it maks ur whole butt cold (inside) u take a ice cube rub it all over ur hole making it num n then u push the ice in…if u dont like how it fells just push (like ur trying 2 poop) it will fall out :)

Jun 10, 2011
10:57 pm
#222 rick d :

but if u leave the ice in u u and it mealts u can get more ice and keep doing it so after it all mealts u have alot of water in ur butt now just push (like ur trying2 poop all the water will rush out of u and fells great or u can leave the water inside u 4 a while like i do and push it out latter. dont wory the water will not cum out untill u push down their

Jun 10, 2011
11:05 pm
#223 rick d :

guys u can get a small pipe and push it in ur butt with lube and take a cup of water and poor it in ur ass take the pipe out and push the water out ur ass and now u have a clean ass and smalls better now u the guy u want 2 have sex with deont have 2 were a condom cuz ur clean and he can lick/eat ur ass and finger u…if he cums inside ur butt u can push it out or get a pipe put in ur but and poore water in it and his cum will wash out

Jun 12, 2011
7:18 am
#224 ummm :

hey rick d. are u sure ur not gay cause u seem to know a lot and what are u doing here.hahaha sike…wutever im going to let it slide dude..i tried the ice before..but i never numb it..does it feel good when u put more ice up there when its numb..hold up rick….it doesnt matter u always have to wear a condom whether hes clean or not to be safe..but if u like to go on the bareback wild side be my guest…i never tried bare back ..haha..are u sure rick…maybe we should hang out some time hahaha wink wink..sike jk

Jun 17, 2011
5:05 am
#225 Bisxualboyyyyyy :

Oooooo my god I’m bisexual AND I love anal douching with warm water it feels so darn good up in there I HIGHLY recommend this for others

Jun 22, 2011
12:48 pm
#226 adrian :

wow… This has been awesome. Thx guys!

Jun 26, 2011
8:29 am
#227 luciousbbe :

I had anal sex with this guy,it hurt for the first time bt damn it felt good as he went on & on,he ddnt know he was in my ass bt I hardly cared,it was grt,at the same time he was rubbing my vagina,mde me t0taly scream & be naughty,asap he stopped,I went 2 the bathr0om & guess what…I had a running tummy lol s0o I guec anal is go0d for you! Jst to take all the bad shit out of ur system :)

Jun 26, 2011
2:54 pm
#228 Indian :

Is anal sex allowed in Islam??? Please tell me???

Jun 28, 2011
12:45 am
#229 donrio82 :

I have anal with my girl all the time sometimes she cleanses sometimes she dosent, has she shitted on my dick before, yes do I care hell no. All I’m saying folks enjoy sex no matter what type don’t turn it into work. Just have fun!! :)

Jun 28, 2011
12:52 am
#230 ummmmmmm :

this is for # 228 luciousbbe….um wat he didnt know that he was in ur ass…wut are u kidding me..note to all the guys ..come on i least take the time to know the girls anatomy…that is sad if he cant distinguish from a vaj hole to an anal hole…ummm im really glad u had a good time…..i wish my first time was amazing as urs was…
oh and for # 229 mr. indian..dude u have to check the koran for yourself dude..but im pretty sure there are some hard core islamic people who are secretly doing it…lol

Jun 28, 2011
1:19 am
#231 donrio82 :

By the way the best way my girl and found to clean the rectum is fleet enema very cheap n effective after using saline solution fill bottle with warm water n repeat tell it runs clear

Jun 30, 2011
1:38 am
#232 55555 :

i really like shagin ass

Jul 2, 2011
5:31 pm
#233 Steve :

Eat a diet high in fibre. All bran and oat brits. that way when you go number two, you really number two. from there an enema bukb finishes off well

Jul 6, 2011
10:24 pm
#234 khaled :

I think the anus hole was created to get the shit out of our bodies. And vagina hole to insert the penis in order to procreate and have fun, why dirty anal sex as long as we have a clean vagina, think about it .what you will get from the anal fuck? only your anus will expand and the stool will out without your permission.

Aug 9, 2011
1:02 am
#235 Oscar :

Just want to throw in my anti anal story since they said gays only have anal as an option.
My bf is 5’1″ and 105 lbs. I am 6’2″ and 230, and my dick is 8″ and 7″ around. I only like to top and he only likes to bottom. We tried it the other way and it wasn’t great(also kinda dirty, why I’m HERE, lol).
We have gotten by for 2 years eith just mutual mast, oral, and frot. He wants to be brave again though, but it can be done without. Just sayin.

Aug 9, 2011
10:59 pm
#236 ali :

my bf & i have anal sex on a regular basis but he wants me 2 suck his dick afterwards…like he sees in porn videos. is it safe 2 do so if i clean my ass very good b4 hand?

Aug 25, 2011
8:23 pm
#237 Dee :

Ummmmm, I’m trying to remember how I got to this topic on the first place! Lol

Aug 28, 2011
3:24 am
#238 Jack :

Hi Gang,
Okay, so I’m primarily a str8 guy… Ok, Ok – I’ve got SOME bi-curious in me too :o) But, I’ve discovered at least 3 reasons why, a clean bottom is a really good thing. Please read on cuz I’ve got this down! First, I’m a chronic pain sufferer. I have to have daily pain medication due to severe joint pain. This caused me to investigate the best way to get the greatest effect from my meds – was there a better way than swallowing the pills? I discovered an article that described “Plugging” medications, which is the shooting of the medicine up your butt. (You grind it up, mix it with water and shoot it into your ass using a syringe… NO NEEDLE…) It works! Generally, you get more of the medication into your system – especially if you have a bunch of food in your stomach! Okay, so, to make a LONG Story ENDLESS, the key to effective “Plugging” requires that you have a CLEAN butt – otherwise the medication goes into the feces, rather than getting absorbed into your system (just like food in the stomach…) SOOO, it became important to learn how to clean my insides with water first. I started with enemas, but soon realized, that while Enemas are fine in my opinion they’re overkill… they can cause cramping and are a hassle, equipment-wise. Especially when IT’S ONLY THE LAST 8 INCHES OR SO OF YOUR SYSTEM THAT HAS TO BE CLEANED for most, “purposes” (Aham!) This can easily be accomplished by using a “Douche Bulb” or “Enema Bulb”… These bulbs hold about 8-12oz. of water, easily fill in your sink, and as long as you “douche” 2-4 times, you’re going to be “clean as a whistle” where it matters… So here’s the cool part – the Advantages: You radically cut down on ass smell when you clean this part of your system! Advantage #2: you NEVER have problems going to the bathroom – meaning no worries about being too soft, or too hard… the water simply washes things out of your body… very little pushing, etc. Advantage #3: IF you have a chronic need to take medication and want it to be as effective as possible, “plugging” the medicine – at least when your stomach is full… is a really effective way… IF you combine this method WITH “parachuting” (look it up) your meds when your stomach is clear, you’ll have the best duo of methods. Advantage #4: Ahh, the one you’ve been waiting for! SEX – You are CLEAN, baby! You are Fresh too! No smell and no feces! It really IS the only way to go! I’ve been doing this now for over 2 years – daily – and I’d never go back to regular bowel movements or a smelly bottom.

My wife and I both enjoy going anal with our sexual play… it’s best when it’s clean and clear and this method works and takes the least hassle/time.

I know this was long – Sorry – But, I hope my experience with this helps others.

Sep 2, 2011
10:35 pm
#239 Tyler :

Well if you clean your ass ok more likely and make sure you feel your ass is clean and nothing disgusting in it or if it smells then you be fine to suck your bf’s dick!

Sep 9, 2011
12:10 am
#240 mariposa :

the best way to prepare for anal sex is about 20 mins prior use a light enema (saline kind), sometimes its ok to empty half of the saline and then use bottle water (purified water) for the rest. and you should refrain from soaps because they can dry out your anal tissues and cause tearing and infection. be careful!

Sep 9, 2011
2:58 pm
#241 boiler :

im sick of all this gay or not gay crap. its just a form of amusment and education is needed. can all you people just stop with the stereotyping and discuss things like adults?

Sep 21, 2011
5:37 am
#242 JAKE :

When i was fingering myself i felt something hard or something like that . and then when i took my fingers out. it had something on it. does that mean i need to get some stool softner. n go use the restroom?

Sep 22, 2011
9:36 pm
#243 Jason Hardin :

I usally just dig the turds out with my fingers.

Sep 29, 2011
11:03 pm
#244 ;asldgjkfa;sldf :

your an ass for even saying that

Oct 1, 2011
11:41 am
#245 aronal :

…i find it difficult as well smtime, i do all the things written above (going to the loo, showering, douche,dildo…) but still at time is not still 100% perfect! and it dsnt exactly take only 5 mins!
personal advise to everybody: once u douche mk sure u push out ALL the water!! even if u dont feel water nside u anymore wait 5 mins and the hv another push! u dont want to leek while u r hving sex…trust me, happened once, quite embarrassing!

Oct 3, 2011
2:32 am
#246 Will E. Fister :

I will ask my wife 2 douch I am always getting mud on the helmet & usually end up grabbing her shirt &cleaning Doodie off

Oct 6, 2011
6:57 am
#247 Bill Barton :

Yes, I recommend Fleet enemas you get at the drug store. You should evacuate your bowels if necessary, and then use the enema to clean yourself out. When your partner and you are ready, use plenty of good lube and have him just insert the head of his cock and wait till you’re used to it and your anus relaxes, then he can slowly push all the way in you. There again allow yourself to get used to his cock inside you before he starts pumping and pounding your ass in the greatest pleasures either one of you will have! Happy Humping!!!

Oct 24, 2011
8:41 pm
#248 Al :

It like this five years ago was my first time. That I try anal sex I was kind of scared at first but as of today, I really love it. I actually cum

Nov 3, 2011
7:47 pm
#249 Amanda :

This is pretty good info and I agree with the above – don’t be pushy. It’s already a difficult process. Being pushy won’t help. I had a bad anal sex experience! Like many women have, but I have ORGASMS from anal sex now, everytime. My boyfriend and I read the book Arouse Her Anal Ecstasy, the techniques were better than the DVDs we bought. It really helped us.

Nov 4, 2011
3:18 am
#250 Sean D :

I must say i agree with everybody’s comments n concerns.. i too have a boyfriend and a girl friend..,, ive been with y boyfriend for 2yrs n for this first time eva it happened..,, he was riding n s*** was on ma d*** nd he was soooo embarrassed n i was very turned off..,, we had sex two days ago n everything was fine n nice but i jus wanna know wht happened that one time cuz i was sure that we wasn’t having sex again lol…..i want to bottom to em but im scared that might happen to me n ill be damned

Nov 21, 2011
8:44 am
#251 oc :

damn so much effort to clean a butt holes, but i wondering how the fuck i and up here..lol…im straight .but its nice to know what females & gays go through, have a new respect for them..now now i know how my girl keep her ass clean…lol …never knew what a Enema Bag was tell today..

Nov 22, 2011
4:35 am
#252 gaymonster :

personally i like smelly anal sex

Dec 3, 2011
6:49 am
#253 Wantsit :

I want my girlfriend to fuck me in the ass with a dildo she is a little bit unsure of doing but every now and then out of no where she will start playing with my ass I really don’t wanna put her off what should I do?

Dec 14, 2011
3:14 am
#254 mapsecuder :

I have been taking enemas for more than 60 years using water from the Loire, Mederteranian (salt water is irritating) Norway’s riverlets, but mostly just plain tap water w/o any ill effects, and using makeshift devices as well as a pair of enema bags as my volume is now between 2 to 3 liters. At the laboratory a simple hose from the lab faucet suffices. My wife wants me to give her a 3 liter enema every day with no adverse comment from her MD. At 81 years of age I’m still enjoying sex, occasionally anal and of course my wife’s anus is as clean as a whistle (usually a couple of hours after her enema.) Entry is very slow with lots of KY. Thanks to a good Urologist, I enjoy unlimited staying power (I’m also a 25 year dibetic.) I have involved some of my women in giving me an enema. Neither my wife nor I have suffered any ill effects from our various and frequent enemas. In conclusion, ordinary river water will do, at least 1.5 liters is necessary for my minimal clean out, an enema every day for many years on end seems to be OK, and a plane, non-stearle water emema always works, of course much faster than a laxative. A hose from the sink-faucet is fastest. (We find Fleet enemas to be useless.) The consequence is that it may take us up to 15 minutes to get all of the water out, and going more than 3 days w/o an enema is no fun.

Dec 28, 2011
10:27 pm
#255 umm :

To @gaymonster…u like smelly anal sex really dude..i wonder how u breathe during this whole ordeal…soooo @Wantsit…are u bi….cause that is awesome if ur girlfriend does that for u…

Dec 31, 2011
9:45 am
#256 spiffglass :

enjoy being on the receiving end of anal sex once in a while. It’s actually quite pleasing. However, one of the biggest things you need to remember is DIET. I know it’s a stereotype, but gay “bottoms” are usually very fit and lead active, healthy lifestyles. This isn’t only to attract other guys, but it also serves a very important function in sex. Almost every gay guy I know that is very fit tells me they never had to do any sort of invasive cleaning before sex. This baffled me, but when I looked at their diet and exercise habits, it all makes sense.
A lot of doctors oppose “fads” such as anal cleansing – Colonix, anal detox, etc. – because they claim that our body gets rid of waste perfectly on it’s own. Well as we can see from the 100′s of people above me, as well as myself, that’s not exactly the case. Mostly because with a modern, western diet that’s high in meat, and low in fiber, our intestines get “gunked up” easily, and our body just isn’t made to handle as much junk food as we feed it. However, if you get the proper amount of fiber and hydration, you’ll find that your bowels will come out easily and VERY cleanly. When I was a vegetarian I only ever had to wipe twice (and the second wipe was just for precaution).
So if you maintain a healthy diet, exercise and get plenty of water, you should be able to take it in the backdoor almost 24/7! :)

Jan 15, 2012
12:34 am
#257 DangOlButtWorsher :

The best way to clear the O’l poop shoot in less than 3 minutes and get a surge of pleasure is, the O’l hand held shower hose with gentle water jetting into your poop shoot! Just take the hand held hose off the shower head and pointing the stream down toward the tub turn the water temp and pressure to gently clean ur area of darierre! I no I ain’t spellin right but it’s a funny subject so hwat! Here’s the thing, if you put the hose up too high of pressure, your sure to get a bit too much agua caliente in the storage tank so, just squate in the tub, give her a douche with the hose and let it all out! In a few short minutes you’ll be clean and clear! Is it healthy? I don’t know, but it feels fricken good and I aint gay neither!

Jan 15, 2012
12:37 am
#258 DangOlButtWorsher :

and another thing. Don’t over dooo it! LOL! ;@)

Jan 20, 2012
11:56 pm
#259 Jessica :

I honestly love anal sex and I never have the problem of not being clean when my boyfriend and I have anal sex. I go like I would any other day and right before we do it, I check to see if Im clean and try going again. I usually while sitting on the toilet stick my finger in my ass, and put a little pressure on the wall. And sometimes I will spit on some toilet paper and stick that in with it wrapped on my finger. But that is not the best way to do it because if your not careful and its not lubed up enough with your spit then it can tear apart in your ass and that would not be good. But my bf and I have anal sex like almost everyday and its amazing. And after your ass gets used to having something shoved up it consistently (penis, dildo, etc) then you don’t even get that have to go to the bathroom feeling. Like to me it’s as if Im having regular sex. But I hope this helped. Anal sex is seriously amazing!!!!

Jan 21, 2012
5:54 pm
#260 Drewfuss :

Turn shower to lower take shower head off, place shower flex at entrance to anus and allow water to fill you till you feel a slight discomfort or before with experience. Hold for a minute or so then empty on toilet, repeat to clear water. Easy no mess quick

Jan 22, 2012
10:52 pm
#261 bigbadbootybagger :

@ben #31
Explain to me again how we need MORE humans on the planet?

Jan 29, 2012
10:28 am
#262 Nelly :

I agree with the last comment. The best way to have a clean anus is a good diet. I’ve never had to clean myself and have never had any problems. I take metamucil (or any other fiber supplement) on a regular basis and this works great for me, plus gives you the added benefit of staying clean even if you’re not having anal sex… Realistically, it is not good to hold all of that excess feces in your system, and you should have a bowel movement atleast once a day, if not twice. If you do this, than you will have no problem with anal! I do still eat meat and pig out once in awhile… but as long as you get 100% fiber everyday, you will be good to go.

Feb 1, 2012
7:55 pm
#263 leona :

Hi i really want to try anal sex. I have done probably 3 times first time i didnt know anything about it including the being relaxed part so it hurt super bad. Second time it was feeling good but then i started thinkin about the first time and it started hurting. (1st and 2nd time his dick was small. Now with my husband we tried it the first time and it was hurting like a bitch he went about 1 inch in and stayed there for about 2 mins and i told him to get out cus it wouldnt stop hurting. Ive tried the Anal Eaze it kinda worlks but it gets me so relaxed down there that i feel like taking a poop i sit on the toilet and nothing by the time im ready to go the numbness is gone and wont work if i put it on again. i dont know what to do. I really wanna do it but am to scared. Ive tried getting drunk getting high so i wont feel it but it doesnt work cus then im paranoid when he sticks his finger in thinking he is gonna feel shit in there. hahah eewww. idk what to do anymore i need to stop being a pussy but i just overthink things. please help. i guess my question is how the fuck do i just stop thinking, get ready and do it??

Feb 5, 2012
4:22 am
#264 umm :

omg @ leona..mee too i feel the same way..well the first time i did it..i wasnt thinking..and i didnt prepare myself for it..and my friend got a surprise on his haha helmet..now we are trying to find the time to get together again..but i dont want him to think of me as “that guy” so i wanted to leave a good impression just in case he finds a girlfriend or something he will move on with a good impression of me…omg i would be soo scared and nervous that i use ice cubes like someone mention earlier..i cant use enemas or wutever creams or wut not..the showerhead idea..i cant do that because my shower head is attached directly to the wall i dont have a movable hose or wut not.. i melt the ice in water ..until the edges get curved and not pointy…mind you my ice is from the refrigerator ice machine. So it will look like mini navy ships. I lie on my back on the tub and stuff the ice cubes down my butt and then i raise my back with my knees so that the ice can slide down and do its magic..then i sit on the toilet and push it out..then i do it again as a precaution…and then i dont eat for the rest of the day..as a precaution since i dont want to risk it..but i wudnt know..because he never follows thru when he does make plans with me..ughhh jerk face..

Feb 6, 2012
6:31 am
#265 TIGER :

just wondering if anyone has ever had anal sex with hemorrhoids? i have them and have been denying my parter anal sex….anyone have any suggestions on how to get rid of them….ive tried pills, creams, fiber diets….anyone

Feb 6, 2012
3:15 pm
#266 Mom :

Step into this century and get a tub buddy, douche kit. Just adjust the temp and insert the stainless steel shower butt wand up you ass and get squeeky clean.

Feb 8, 2012
10:26 am
#267 Anal sex Demon :

Unbelievable! I just never imagined going through so much fart-arsing about just to have a bit of pleasure… I mean if your an anal sex junkie then… maybe, but otherwise all this faffing about is just way too much. So what if it smells a bit and you get a bit of shit on your dick, you can’t make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.

I have beenn having anal sex for about… well since I’ve been having sex. I have never known any woman I’ve had it with to go through any preparation at all let alone some of the industrial cleaning method described here. I can just picture some people wearing Hazmat suits getting their asses scrubbed! Way too much.

My lovely ex-wife used to love anal sex, and would often ask me to fuck her arse after vaginal sex… which I was usually quite happy to do… unless like most men I was dead asleep 2 seconds after cumming.

During vaginal sex she would often shit herself when she had an orgasm. When it first happened I must admit I was a little surprised, but I tried not to make a big deal of it as she was quite ashamed, very apologetic, and said she couldn’t help it. I hugged her and brushed the matter aside and never commented on it again. It subsequently happened on almost every occasion we had sex, especially after she had had an initial orgasm and I never batted an eyelid or made mention of it. Once we were having normal sex doggy fashion and she had an orgasm, I felt somthing on my dick and when i looked down there was a nice long neat ring of shit curled around my cock… which was quite memorable I will give you that! I picked it up and showed it to her with a big smile on my face, and when she turned and saw it she chased me out of the bedroom and told me to get rid of the disgusting thing. It was quite funny and we were both laughing about it.

I very rarely actually had shit on my dick nor did we have any bad odours when he had anal sex even though she nearly alwasy shit herself when we had passionate vaginal sex.

I have had anal sex with many women and have never done, or had them do any prep work and it has always been spontaneous and (almost) never messy. In fact I can only remember it being ‘untoward’ on 2 occasions…but maybe I am just oblivious to such things. There is nothing more erotic that spontaneously bending a woman over and shoving my dick up her ass… or just having anal sex as a part of natural sexual intercourse.

I had one girlfriend who I tried anal sex with a couple of times, it was never pleasant for her and it was always ALWAYS messy. She didn’t really have “regular” bowel movemnents and always seemed to be bunged up. Needless to say we stuck to regular sex after half a dozen messy attempts.

I remain staunch advocate of anal intercurse, homo, hetro and anything else involving consenting adults, but remain bewieldered by the extensive measures employed here which to me seem excessive.
I am quite simply surprised at the posts here. I would never ask nor expect a woman to go through all this rig-ma-role, and if she thought them necessary I would probably knock anal sex with her on the head (unless she really wanted it) as I deem most of the processes here extreme. I mean… some of the suggestions here are like 12 steps rituals bordering obsessive.

Feb 13, 2012
11:18 pm
#268 REALLY, people? :

Everyone: really? REALLY?

Proper diet with Metamucil will lead you to have a clean, all-emptied-out bowl movement once to twice per day.

The only question you ever need to ask yourself is – “have I crapped yet, and was it may last crap for the day?” – when the answer is. yes, you can have anal sex, it really is that simple.

I happen to crap once day in the mid afternoon.. so anytime after that, or many hourse previous (first waking up early), I can get fucked and there was never a problem.

If you want to be really sure, when your taking a shower before going out or having someone over, just take ONE FINGER (AND NO SOAPS!!!) and finger yourself a little in the shower. This makes sure that your even cleaner, but it really should be necessary, its mostly just a mental thing that will make you more confortable.

This whole thread is mostly full of fail. unless the person mentioned proper diet and physical activity, perhaps with some metamucil, they were lieing and they in the long run are doing themselves harm.

YOUR CRAP SHOULD BE WELL FORMED AND NON STICKY AND NON MESSY. ANYTHING ELSE MEANS YOUR NOT TREATING YOUR BODY PROPERLY!!!

Feb 14, 2012
5:51 am
#269 Big Dave :

Maybe you could include cleaning the shit out of your hole in foreplay. You could put on a rubber glove and lube it up and shove it up your partners ass to your elbow and dig out big gobs of poop and your partner could do the same for you in return. problem solved, both love tunnels are cleaned out and ready to get pounded without fear of a messy anal experience.

Feb 20, 2012
11:11 pm
#270 dave :

I think everything has been covered above several times. But I will add that there are also items that make the ass open better, Like “Anal Eze” you just spray it on and it relaxes the ass muscles and you won’t have any trouble taking that cock or dildo. ENJOY!!

Feb 21, 2012
8:47 am
#271 dorothy :

All these comments and no one has mentioned CO2 suppositories! These work fast and very thorough. Still need a syringe douche or something, but the CO2 supps naturally get all the shit moving out. Those glycerin suppositories use chemicals to irritate your bowels and can destroy good bacteria. Check out CO2 suppositories for safe an natural cleaning out. I’ve used for over 5 years and recommend them alot.

Mar 2, 2012
12:18 pm
#272 lozed :

im a gay bottom boy.i have been in anual sex since 3 years.i use hung dicks too but still my ass gets hurt and looks small and tied so the problem is how to make big and loose ?

Mar 3, 2012
9:16 pm
#273 Rob :

A lady I have seen twice and I want to have sex for the first time with each other tonight. I want to make sure that my ass smells fresh when she gives me a BJ. She said she wants to do anal too. I can’t wait to eat her asshole and fuck it. Hopefully, we both smell good.

Mar 10, 2012
1:14 pm
#274 tens :

There is a lot of dangerously bad advice in this thread. First off, giving yourself an enema or flushing your ass out with water removes a protective lining in the ass. This lining protects against many things including acquiring HIV infection and other stds and tears. If you remove this lining you are increasing your risk of catching aids and other STDs as well increasing risk of irritation. Increase risk of aids aside, enemas are not nearly as effective as eating a high fiber diet or taking metamucil, which will “clean” much deeper than any enema can go. If your diet is crap, you drink a lot etc, your ass is gonna be crappy. An enema is a poor dangerous substitute for a anal sex friendly diet.

Mar 10, 2012
1:18 pm
#275 tens :

Reaching a finger in and feeling around to make sure all is ok coupled with a diet that produces well formed bms is all you need. The rest (enemas, douching) is neurotic and dangerous. If you are really that freaked out about possible feces encounters (which will happen occasionally no matter what you do even if your partner doesn’t tell you), then maybe anal sex is not right for you. It’s an ass and it takes shits. Get over it.

Mar 13, 2012
3:06 am
#276 jockey :

my partner don’t use condom.. i cleaned my ass. but the second round of our anal sex? the semen pops out and it smells like hell. why is it so?

Mar 18, 2012
12:43 am
#277 Deb Vindasius :

4 enemas and a lot of lube

Mar 22, 2012
8:57 am
#278 jon parker :

squat down in the shower, use the shower head right at your ass with almost hot water. use your other hand to stimulate your hole with two fingers….rubbing back and forth fast. make it as hot as possible. your hole will love it, and widen up. Any shit will start coming out. Wanna be extra sure there is none left ? stick your fingers wayyyy up there and feel around. Better to find out for yourself rather than get your partner’s dick all covered in shit.

Mar 27, 2012
4:46 pm
#279 clueless genius :

you guy

You guy’s are great as a gay male it’s refreshing to see an open dialogue about this subject thank you,and for those who still believe that we need to have only a man and woman populating the planet… take a look at the population numbers and please do shut up without diversity there would not be balance on top of that the numbers are still staggering

Mar 27, 2012
6:46 pm
#280 Ramand4 :

My husband and I love to have anal sex. We do it at least twice a week
My question is if he cum inside of my ass what would happen and also
We don’t use any lubrication….., what happens if we do it vaginally and do
Anal sex, will it be any infections

Apr 3, 2012
5:30 am
#281 Rick :

There seems to be a problem with comments on this page. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO F’N SPELL? Gee Whiz, talk about ignorance. ANAL F’N feel great..I am bi, and there is nothing greater than getting screwed in the ass and penetrating a woman AT THE SAME TIME. By the way, once again USE SPELL CHECK>>>>>>>>>>>>

Apr 3, 2012
5:36 am
#282 Rick :

…..oh, sorry I got ahead of myself in the last comment. A good enema or douch bag, no pun intended, does wonders. Never had a problem with odor or getting a surprise on your dick when pulling out… CIAO!!!!!

Apr 3, 2012
7:10 am
#283 Realllly.Wanna.Know :

I’ve had anal sex about 6 times and everryyy time it hurts like a bitchhh and i get anal tears no matter how slow i go…

So i wanna know, on average how long would it take before i’m able to straddle a dick comfortably and have some good fun, cause it feels good in there but hurts too much when atarting out and dealing with those cuts…

Apr 5, 2012
2:52 pm
#284 DEEP Mistakes... :

A little advice for the gay guys out there…enemas are soooo not the way to go. A little story…I am a thirty something guy and I took a trip with some friends to P-Town in Massachusetts (gay town at the tip of Cape Cod). I got a hotel and went for a light lunch…about 4pm that day, I used an enema in the bathroom…felt clean at the time, took a nice hot shower, cleaned my hole with my fingers, got dressed and met my friends out to go to the “Tea-dance”. Everything was fine and I actually felt great knowing that I was very clean down there…after about 2 beers within an hour, I had to go to the bathroom (#1)…so while I was going, I noticed a “puff of air and water. I tried to shrug it off while I was finishing up # 1 and then came to realize that I would have to go back to the hotel and clean up…I got so discouraged that I finally just stayed in for the night. I think enemas mess with your stomach because I didn’t notice the cramps till after I got back to the hotel to clean up a second time. I’m no pro by any means but thanks to this site I’m going to try Metamucil, eat light, take a shower with warm water and fingers and try it that way…I just know that enemas can really mess with your gut…and like someone said it only does your lower intestines. Take heed and don’t waste a good summer night :) Cheers to all !!!

Apr 8, 2012
9:35 pm
#285 PGWILLIS :

I have never had anal sex with another partner. I have have used a dildo, finger, ect. I am gay but im not out of the colset what should i do. I have a huge crush on my stepdad and if i come out will he see that i have a crush on him!!!! Please help(NO MEAN COMMENTS)

Apr 9, 2012
3:09 am
#286 Alexis cuchimba :

To all those so straight men who claim to be so “machos” and are taking shitt about gay men, what in the hell are you doing here if the subject is cleaning your ass.
Is it that perhaps you are in the closet and you are just curious on how to get fucked? But you are just such a bitch with no personality and pretend to be homophobic while you are just a drag queen. If you are not gay or not interested in anal
Sex then get da hell out of here and leave the people alone you fake fucks.

Apr 9, 2012
3:19 am
#287 Edward L :

One way I found easy to clean and relax my ass was to use poppers.
To clean my ass I use a large enema, hold for as long as I can and when I am ready to discharge I sniff some poppers and let go, this way all your inside relaxes and when the water comes out It drags all the dirty out.
If you wanna relax your ass while being fucked, try some poppers too, it relaxes your splinter and all your anal muscles making the penetration so delicious.

Apr 10, 2012
6:07 am
#288 John :

Im not gay, I’m married an my wife and I have regular sex all the time. However I’m also not bi either I don’t like messing with men at all. But one thing I do enjoy is when my wife straps it on and gives me a little extra fun. Anal sex is great for me, I also dousch with a bottle my wife used years ago from the hospital after she had our son. I washed it real good and I use it by putting it in my ass and spraying a little soap and water in there the first time. Then I let the soap and water run out, then I rinse with hot water a few times until I either clear out my colon of all debre, or when the water comes out clear. I dousch nearly everyday, I’m big on being clean. I’ve noticed that I tend to not smell bad when I use the restroom during the day. Dousching is great try it.

Apr 10, 2012
9:23 pm
#289 Tom :

I’d like to share more knowledge I gained from experimenting with new methods to prep for anal sex.

There is a heavy focus on enemas when we should be focusing on our DIETS. The rectum by design is supposed to be always EMPTY from waste between bowel movements. The only time waste enters the rectum is when we have a bowel movement while on the toilet. A healthy diet produces ‘clean’ bowel movements–meaning that the rectum should be free of fecal matter when you finish going to the potty. Unhealthy diets with not enough fiber and water in our body, produces sticky and poorly formed feces that break apart during bowel movements always leaving some poop in our rectum, thus all the fear about anal sex and endless topics about staying clean down there.

What should you do to have clean bowel movements? Start eating lots and lots of vegetables rich with fiber in your daily diet, the greener they are the better! A person does not get enough of fiber from our processed foo diets anymore. FIBER IS THE SECRET to clean bowel movements because it helps feces form well and pass without breaking apart. I supplement my diet with Konsyl Fiber Supplement powder. It is better than Metamucil and all other over the counter fiber supplements. Fiber supplement like Konsyl is fundamental! Second, we don’t drink enough water but we assume that we do. Don’t wait till you feel thirsty, drink regular water throughout the day. When you start peeing clear urine twice a day, that’s a sign that you’re well hydrated.

Once you start eating green liefy veggie salads and supplement your fiber intake with Konsyl every day and stay properly hydrated, you will start seeing results in 3 days to a week! Each time you will do a finger test after you have a bowel movement at the toilet, you will feel no fecal matter remaining–that means no need for enemas. To be hygienic for sex, all you will need then is a good shower and soapy finger up your butt to clean any residue, but if there is no time for a shower, clean wet wipes deep in the anal ring will do–that’s all! This method will work most of the time if you’re consistent, but sometimes you will never be “ready” down there at the right moment, so then you can rely on the more time and hassle involved enemas to get prepped.

Apr 12, 2012
3:51 pm
#290 jack :

Heres a suggestion, if poop and the smell turn you off, then anal is not for you. It comes with the teritory. I dont require my g/f to clean her ass and I dont have a problem with a little poop. That’s what tissue if for. If you have a problem with what comes out of there, anal is not for you.

Apr 24, 2012
2:46 am
#291 bryan :

anal is very dangrous if not protected std’s is very comen and it can hurt the women

Apr 29, 2012
3:37 pm
#292 fatboy :

You guys got me worried. How can I combine my want for hygiene, anal sex and a love of food and alcohol that is recognised as unhealthy. My anal douche is clearly bad for me. Next someone will tell me that the 12 inch dildo use to stretch my ass with is a terrorist threat. (it has scared a few people)
I guess that I don’t like to leave a shitty stick, if I wanted to play it safe I would ‘meet the girls from the church group’. I prefer girls with big cocks which is a risk in itself.

Helpfully I have found that if you combine ecstasy and alcohol and dancing you do forget to eat, get horny and tend to have a clean ass.

May 16, 2012
1:02 pm
#293 Paloma :

hey! guys thank i learned a lot cant wait to try out some of this cleaning tips… i hope they work

May 28, 2012
12:57 am
#294 Ben #homolad :

#31 ben
Hey y’all! i dont agree with #32 larry, you cant just go around shovin’ your thang up straight mens bootays! as a genuine shit stabber myself i find the best way to clean out my butt piece before engaging in anal intercourse is an alambama hotpot (deep rimming session), quick shower, then off you go! peace

May 31, 2012
2:44 am
#295 xbamxheartagramx :

Okay, first off, I am a woman and the thought of anal sex is extremely arousing for me, but the action can be quite difficult to achieve. My main concerns are cleanliness and pain/discomfort.

- Poo is just not fun when you’re trying to be intimate and I haven’t found a fool proof way to clean myself before attempting anal sex. I’m just not willing to spend a lot of money on an enema, and the idea of explosive diarrhea is not exciting at all. If I’m disgusted before we attempt to be intimate how am I supposed to concentrate on enjoying myself? Generally I clean myself in the shower which can be time consuming and a little uncomfortable. Is it safe to use, say a water bottle, as a makeshift douche and shoot water in my anus? Its extremely embarrassing when my boyfriend pulls out and there’s feces on him. I feel really horrible even if he just washes it off or removes the condom and lets it go. I’d rather be clean and I’m kind of anal (hah look at that pun) when it comes to that aspect.

- Pain or discomfort can also make intercourse unpleasant. Don’t get me wrong, pain and pleasure share a very thin line that can be very arousing to both you and your partner, but there is a point at which pain is just pain. Personally, I use anal beads to stretch my anus and then I will use a dildo or my fingers to ensure that there is as little pain as possible when he inserts his penis. This can also aid in the cleaning process if you do so in the shower.

Hope this helps :] <3

May 31, 2012
10:38 pm
#296 Koos Intoall :

The easiest way is to lick a dirty ass clean. I love it and as a bi-sex man I don’t care if it is a mans ass or a woman.

Jun 2, 2012
6:44 am
#297 umm :

@RGS….hey are u gay..because i think u are really cute..

Jun 8, 2012
12:55 pm
#298 firsttimernervous :

IM BI AND OMG CALM DOWN GAY GUYS…DON’T GET UPSET ABOUT THIS BEING A GAY THING BECAUSE HONEY IT IS….HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK WE HAVE SEX…..LOL SO CALM DOWN. I KNOW HOW TO CLEAN. UNLESS YOU ARE LIVING WITH YOUR PARTNER YOU PLAN ON HAVING SEX IF YOU KNOW YALL ARE GONNA BE TOGETHER. I WILL DO THE CLEAN THEY DO FOR COLONOSCOPY…..LOL A DAY BEFORE YOUR DATE AND EAT LIGHT THAT DAY DO A LIL WATER CLEANING AND GO TO WORK WHEN READY. I HAVE NOT HAD ANAL BUT I WILL TRY THIS. MY PROBLEM IS THE PAIN AND I NEED TO KNOW THE BEST NUMBING LUBE OUT THERE BECAUSE I TRIED IT WITH MY SOON TO BE BOO AND MAN O MAN THE PAIN WAS TO GREAT FOR ME TO LET HIM GET IN. WE USED ALOT OF ASTROGLID LUBE AND IT FELT LIKE HE WAS RIPPING ME OPEN AND I KEPT SCREAMING……PLEASE HELP CAUSE I WANT IT AND I WANT HIM TO BE MY BOO. BUT WHEN I NEEDED A CLEANING I DID THE WATER THING. BUT I PLAN ON DOING WHATEVER IT TAKES BECAUSE IF WE CAN GET PAST THE PAIN I WILL PUT IT ON HIM…….LMBO

Jun 18, 2012
10:13 am
#299 H2O :

anal sex is very pleasurable. if you eat foods with enough fiber, do not want to clean anus specially. when doing sex use thicker oil base lubricant ( I prefer coconut oil). so bad smell or dirt never be a problem. after sex clean your penis with soap for further protection.

Jun 27, 2012
2:54 am
#300 Arthur D. Bartolomeus :

I am bissexual, like pretty much both active and receptive anal sex, both with women or travestis.
Anal sex is preasurable to me and I do it 3 to 4 times a week.

Jun 30, 2012
4:57 am
#301 kalao :

what if there is a lot of shit in the anus

Jul 2, 2012
9:24 pm
#302 fatboy :

you should try to avoid eating loads before anal sex and things that speed up your digestion like too much alcohol and spicy foods. to clean your ass buy an anal douche…they sell them on the high street in your local anne summers if you want one.

Jul 6, 2012
3:52 pm
#303 Perry :

I have just found out the joy of anal sex but an still worried about what may be left up my backside which would kill the enjoyment .At present I use the shower nozzle to force warm water up ,hold it for a couple of minutes then expel it out as hard as possible,after three or four times I feel I am clean enough but still have the feeling I want to dump.
Is this practise safe, can I cause damage,its only water after all.Or will I wash out any natural bacteria ?

Jul 8, 2012
8:07 am
#304 from kamsutra department :

anal sex couse aids.this is the only fact.

Jul 10, 2012
1:53 pm
#305 Adult Toys :

Hilarious! As always, necessity is the mother of all invention. I’m passing this on to my friends in prop evid. Thanks for the laughs!

Jul 13, 2012
8:06 pm
#306 Khadija :

I love it when my boy inserts his fingers in it,, for those who are afraid to try it, don’t be! once u get used to it u’ll become addicted to it

Jul 17, 2012
7:56 pm
#307 Beaker :

Enemas can be used to accomplish two very different things. They are great for cleaning out your system and getting a lot of fecal material out, or for just cleaning out your rectum for anal sex. The difference is that if you allow to much water in your ass, you will trigger an unstoppable reaction that will last for hours and make more of a mess than anything. So the trick is to only allow about 2 cups in at a time, then evacuate that before doing it again. Anal sex can be easy to prepare for as long as you know how to do it. Nothing wrong with adding a pinch of castle soap to your session either. You will feel clean, smell clean and taste clean.

Aug 1, 2012
5:59 am
#308 sidhart :

why to fuck ass. Gay do this, its not a cup of tea of real men. they love squzee and bite but fucking ass, from where all that shit comesout, what a fuck. i don’t want that.

Aug 1, 2012
11:40 pm
#309 Bebby :

I have anal with my boyfriend at least 3 times a week and I’ve never especially gone out of my way to clean any different to how I normally would do, and I’ve never used lube not even for my first time and I’ve never experienced any pain nor have we ever have an accidents with smell or anything, Not everyone will need to clean or use lube.

Aug 6, 2012
9:25 pm
#310 Help. Is this right for me? :

My boyfriend and I have tried anal before and he loves it. Only once did I have a smell issue, otherwise we were fine. Yes it hurt a ton, and my bowel movements were off for the next day or two. But I’m not sure if I’m doing it right. I feel like the cons weigh out the pros. I want to please him and I try with many other ways. He loves me giving him oral and vaginal sex, it’s just that the anal is his absolute favorite. I’m not sure I can do all of the prep and cleaning. It’s getting frustrating and I feel he might not understand the pain and time involved. I am tempted to introduce a strap-on so he can get an understanding of what it’s like for me. Don’t get me wrong, once it’s in there and working fine I love it and I get off easier than with vaginal sex, it’s just everything before that that turns me off about it.

What should I do? Is it a bad idea to introduce a strap-on in a straight relationship?

Aug 6, 2012
10:24 pm
#311 fatboy :

Re. Is it right for me?
Unless he has a monster penis your ass muscles should stretch enough to reduce the pain. Give it a few goes to see if they do, if it still really hurts then stop and he’ll love you for trying.
(remember to try to relax or you will tighten up and could hurt because of that)
Use as much lube as you can and start off with a finger or two just to open up a little.

As far as a strap-on, there is a lot of pleasure to be had from massaging the prostate gland so give it a go. I have had some of my biggest orgasms and seem to produce much more cum.
It’s likely to ensure that he empathises with your anal discomfort and will learn to respect your ass.

Aug 11, 2012
7:11 pm
#312 Holy crap batman :

Ive been reading site aft site …. Don’t know if that is good or bad

F/44 … About to have anal sex for first time (40 days) … N all this prep scare me. He is EXPIERENCED in it … He enjoys prostate massage n would like a girl to penetrate him …. Different day for that topic

I just am overwhelmed n don’t know what to do

Aug 13, 2012
12:08 am
#313 Begood :

I use Fleet enemas with Aloe instead of sodium bicarbonate. You can have a gas attack when you least expect it otherwise. You do have to defecate first, and then rinse with two Fleet bottles to start. The enema stimulates the urge to poo, so wait until you are relaxed before moving on. Most of the time, the water comes out nicely when you push. Sometimes it may linger. If you pass gas at the end that may indicate your colon is clear. I then shower and put a finger or two (or three in my case) inside to reduce the urge to defecate. Sometimes four bottles are required – it all depends on the amount of waste you need to expel. The, by all means, after a shower and some fingering, put on some clean underwear and a little cologne. When your on your back, it will be too late to make adjustments. I’ve prepped for a 10 inch cock the same as a 5 incher. Once the cock goes in, depending on your level of relaxation, it will stimulate the defacation urge. The cleaner, the better. Don’t rush the process. Nature has a funny way of getting even. Use lube like Astroglide or Premium “Wet” in the black label. Sometimes I prep with an 8 inch dildo. Rub lube on your hole and on the dildo. Then sit slowly. With enough lube, you should be sailing smoothly. I’ve never had anyone complain. A dirty trip can happen regardless. Just accept it and move on. If your fucker uses a rubber it reduces the concern. Yes, the smell will linger a bit, and possibly reduce the urge to fuck, but its all part of the game. Happy fucking….

Aug 19, 2012
12:34 am
#314 Man for Man :

What works best for me (provided I have enough notice) is a couple of Dulcolax about 8 hours before anal sex. Then an hour before a suppository. Squeaky clean and this has never failed me. The whole douchbag thing is ok for a more immediate clean. If you are going this route, rather than a water based solution, I recommend a mineral oil, twice. My ex partner and I used this for more last minute encounters and it too always worked well. Anal sex is incredibly pleasurable. Try multiple positions and don’t be intimidated by a very large penis. For some men I know (myself included), they’ll only have anal sex with a man that has a large penis. Sometimes, a small penis inserted anally can feel like you are being stabbed rather than pleasured. Personally, most of the men who’ve topped me that were “small” did not hit the sweet spot to elicit that ultimate pleasure, a spontaneous cum session.

Aug 23, 2012
5:05 am
#315 espinaca verde :

i’m going to have a colonoscopy again. I also get fucked. If you really want to be clean for a colonoscopy you have to drink 4 liters of colyte solution, 8 ounces every 1 minutes, and then drink citrate of magnesia. You can top this off with a fleet enema at the last minute. this gives the doctors the opportunity to put a camera up your ass and look for polyps.
now for sex, this might be extreme but you can use several fleet enemas and eventually you will clean out the poop chute for your partner. water is drying so apply some lube to help ease things in.
enjoy.

Aug 23, 2012
6:31 pm
#316 ash :

1 – Stop eating anything at least 12 hours before anal sex.

2 – go to toilet sit on your feet and insert water robber pipe in your anal.

3 – now open tab and insert water with full pressure and remove pipe from anal.

4 – discharge all water from anal

5 – repeat this method for some moments and go for sex after 30 hours. before sex once again go to toilet and discharge water.

Sep 3, 2012
4:17 am
#317 shawty :

im only 18 but anal rocked my world so dont be afraid to try something new to spice up ur love life

Sep 4, 2012
9:19 am
#318 Greg :

I am homosexual and love sex with my partner to me sexual intercourse would be oral sex received and given Anal sex is defiantly for v.I.p’s only idk I just don’t like to go near were it is that fecal matter is dispensed from wether or not an anima has been performed or not my woody is not going to go up in it and that’s that K!!!!

Sep 7, 2012
5:49 am
#319 Sean K. :

This is the funniest shit I’ve ever read!

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Sep 14, 2012
3:41 am
#320 Jim :

As a bisexual male, I find anal sex to be fantastic when doing my girlfriend and also when I bottom for a buddy of ours.

Sep 14, 2012
3:46 am
#321 Jim :

p.s. yes cleanliness is VERY important…all suggestions on this site are useful, but you will need to experiment to find what works best for you. There might be context specific, i.e. what you might do on a camping trip vs. what you might prefer at home. As a bi male I have found anal to provide yet one more option for enjoyment…everyone should at least give it a try.

Sep 15, 2012
8:51 pm
#322 Aluap :

I was in a relationship for 6 years and my ex always wanted to do anal and everytime we tried it would hurt so much and i would ask to stop. Then I started dating this guy and with him it’s amazing! We do anal everytime. I wonder if it’s because my ex was circumcised and the new guy isn’t? Does that have anything to do with it? And size wise the new guy’s penis is slightly larger than my ex’s. Also about cleaning I never cleaned it, he just puts alot of spit on his finger and fingers me there a couple of times until he puts his penis in. I never had any “accidents” and only once it really smelt because it was in my car, but he never asked me to clean and doesn’t seem to care because he always goes for my ass during sex regardless, but now reading all these comments I’m a bit paranoid now.

Oct 5, 2012
10:27 pm
#323 Massimo :

One problem with cleaning out or using an enema right before getting fucked is that water tends to linger in the higher colon area and then appear later on.. like when ur getting slammed..and cause a dirty trip.. Sometimes less water is better than more and the more time elapsed til fucking the better.

Oct 14, 2012
6:39 pm
#324 danish :

Dear friends,
I get a lot of pain and trouble when trying Anal,
Kindly Suggest!

Oct 28, 2012
11:52 pm
#325 James :

As a male wanting to be a bottom, I like to go through a cleansing process so that I personally feel acceptable to the top from a hygienic point of view.

An hour or so before the occasion, I go through an entire ritual of brushing my teeth and shaving my face. Then I take a dump, trying to make sure every bit of fecal matter is gone.

Next I hop into the shower and shampoo my hair and use body wash to be completely and holistically clean on the outside of my body.

Next I put a little body wash or shampoo on a finger and lubricate the outside and inside of my anus. Then I take my favorite anal toy/dildo and completely swathe it with body wash and insert it moving it in and out to basically clean the rectum. I pull it out and rinse it in the shower. Usually there is hardly any fecal matter at all on it, and it is a little bit soapy. I repeat this two or three times, finally inserting and removing it under the shower until it comes out perfectly clean.

I then douse the dildo/sillicone penis with lube. I prefer either the light or thick Probe available at condomdepot.com, mainly because it is edible and very slick. I then insert it making sure that I have a nice coat of lube on the entire length of my inner rectum before the start of any anal activity, because this cleansing process will pretty much remove the natural lubrication produced by your rectum. More will be produced between now and then (an hour or so later. And be sure to use more Probe anyway. You can never use to much of any lubrication in anal sex).

I do this a few times during the week anyway, especially when I want to take a leisurely shower. This also prepares me for the act as my anus and rectum get acclimated to intercourse when I use the toy. Very relaxing, and you become used to the action and activity.

Following this protocol, there are absolutely ZERO hygiene issues.

Oct 30, 2012
1:59 am
#326 EVANGELIST :

I wan to advice all of you to channel all the energy and time you waist on your anal and homo stuff to good use. Dont waist your time on things that can send you to hell. repent and accept JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AAND SAVOIR AND MAKE GOOD USE OF YOUR TIME ON EARTH.

Nov 4, 2012
1:43 pm
#327 johnno :

Whats the big deal? Everyone, young, old, male, female, babies, adults, do it! Why is it so embarrassing? Sounds like hang-ups to me! Are you embarrassed about changing a baby’s nappy? Or your mother’s colostomy bag? My bf left me with a mars bars once, he was embarrassed but it didn’t bother me in the slightest. It don’t have to unpleasant. It’s a part of our animalism.

Nov 5, 2012
5:44 pm
#328 Richard :

Hi guys, I am gay, love anal, but it must be 110% clean.
How to stay clean ???
It is complicated when you think of it … and easy once you undretsnad you own body.

1. First and foremost … your diet must have a lot of fiber, eat a bowl of salad for lunch every day and salad with every heavy meal, this will make your bowel movement consistent and you will be able to clean yourself easier simply because your bowels will naturally be cleaner because of the amount of fiber passing through every day.

2. It is always better to have anal sex shortly after you have been for No 2. The bowels are clean, easy to wash in 10 minutes with a dousch attachement.

3. To have quality anal sex you have to actually monitor yourself, your No2, how often you go, when, what foods make your No2 liquid .. then avoid that food.

It is easy! Take your time … otherwise … it is dangerous to have anal sex with poop in your bowels.

Dec 1, 2012
1:15 am
#329 nkosi magcakini :

All I can say is Wow wow wow! This information is amazing.

Dec 17, 2012
5:39 pm
#330 keith :

Something that I found today that works very well is to buy a douche and remove the end. Place the end in a hose that can be connected to the tub or shower set the water temp and pressure to your liking and just stick it in. Its amazing how w ill it worked
I suggest you do this 30 or 45 min before ass play to insure you get out all the water. I love the sensation of sticking things in my ass and only experienced a real dick for the first time this year. Im a 43 y/o male thats been married for 16 years she lives watching me get my ass pounded. Keep an open mind, there’s no telling what yiu might find you like.

Dec 22, 2012
11:17 am
#331 rosie demarco :

using glycerine enemas. leaves you squeaky clean

Jan 2, 2013
4:52 am
#332 VITO SANTUCCI :

One important bit of advice that I haven’t seen on this thread is mental conditioning for proper enjoyment of anal intercourse. Most anally inclined individuals are overly timid about encountering shit. Well, if you want to fuck an ass, you have to be blase about the possibility of pulling a shitty cock out of your lover’s asshole. You have to inure yourself to the sight, smell and tactile sensation of shit. Have your lover shit into a tupperware container and stick you dick into it. Leave it there for a while. Get used to the sensations of inserting your cock into shit and seeing it covered in shit. This will give you the mental and emotional hardness & discipline to fully enjoy giving your lover a lusty reaming. You have to conquer your fear of shit to be a real asshole fucker. If you are on the receiving end and are self-conscious about presenting a shitty bum to your macho-man, use a soapy bottle brush to get your anus and rectum squeeky clean. Avoid anal sex if you have ingested Mexican food within the last 3 hours or your lover might end up smashed up against the wall splattered in fecal debris.

Jan 2, 2013
6:25 pm
#333 sipe08 :

wow its been a while since i receieved a thread for this ..@ Vito Santucci is rite ( wow u have a very exy name btw.. ITALIAN BY ANY CHANCE..)THAT is part of th anal experience..for me i used ice cubes .. i melt the edges firs before i insertit in..becae thoses sharp edges can cut the opening… my first time was horrible.i gave my dude amuddy helmet..but yet he stillwants to talk to me..whyy..idk…i think he just settling..i cant be only easy gay guy he knows rite..does he think i am easy..oh well thats a topc for another discusson…wow all this talk makes me miss dick..sighh its been a while..does anybody wantsome of this..haha sike.jk

Jan 2, 2013
6:30 pm
#334 sipe08 :

* sexy..woops sorry Vito..thats wut i meant hehehe

Mar 17, 2013
3:50 am
#335 D.W. :

Okay, first off let me make it clear Im a straight female; now my boyfriend and I have done anal several timesand there hasnt been any trouble, but we want to try something new that still involves anal (and in case your wondering, no I will not be posting it);I would like to make sure Im clean not only in my vaginal region but also my ass. I’ve never done it before so I checked out several blogs that say what is best; I tried the hospital-type enema bag thing you can find at Rite aid or a drug store and it has every little head thing that comes with it. Tried the cleaning process only once, and yes I did need to take a shit; I do plan on doing it again if not a few times.I just want to be sure that it is safe and no Im not using soap of any kind, only luke warm water. I do want to try other things that do a better job too; I have this idea that I may not get my ass cleaned entirely but I do want to make sure that most of the shit that’s in makes its way out.

Any pointers are much appreciated and this site does have alot, if not the same ideas that other websites have. I did my homework and I’m still searching.

Now for the people who make SUCH a big deal thinking that gay people are dumb or think that anal sex is just something that same sex couples do: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! I really dont mean to be rude, but this is and already has become a normal thing that EVERY COUPLE does; all we want is a simple and safe way to not only clean ourselves when we’re preparing for anal sex, its also something to keep ourselves clean period. So please just leave a comment for what you think is the best way to clean your ass and not something rude about the gay/bi/lesbian community. No one wants that.

May 22, 2013
11:20 am
#336 orvgirl :

i a few times flushed out my anus whith hot water an a small amount of vinager.i tell you is sure cleaned me out i was hot an it sure cleaned me several times untill i got it all out.then i just used warm water to reflushed my system it did more wonderful thing

Jun 29, 2013
2:37 am
#337 jchick :

ok so ive had anal sex like a total of 4or 5 times, only one time it felt good, the others i felt it sting and made me cramp…..does it end up feeling better after doing it so many times or will it always hurt like that? and i was wondering if the feeling was different with men then with women, like does it feel better for men? i want to do anal and spice it up in the bedroom but lately when i try to stick even just a small dildo in, it wont go in….

Jul 2, 2013
3:40 am
#338 vicky :

I just read almos all the advices and I practice most of them but
Im always go back to the simple nd easy way wich is first prepare the day before
You having nal sex by not to drink any milk shakes or eggs and do not eat any bla k or kidney beans or babanas that will make your stool to soft .I allways eat more hard foods like rice, well done ckicken breast .”a nice subway sandwich” is good..
Dont go to the bathroom until couple hours before to evacuate the most you can the take a warm shower and wear latex gloves and use hair conditioner with neutral ph so you dont feel that burning sensation and stick your longest finger as deep as you can around the anus wall and remove the rest of shit left and repeat as many times as necessary allways push and push wile doing this.
That is what I always do. ” A 6 or 7 inch dildo will help to do the job better”.
Good luck.and enjoy it like me.

Sep 7, 2013
2:28 am
#339 Katie :

I found that taking a laxative about 1-2 days before and then using a female douche filled with warm water works best. my husband and i LOVE anal. and the first time that we wanted to try, thats what i did, and as a plus, my ass was clean for days! ;-)

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