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		<title>By: Anal sex Demon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anal sex Demon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Unbelievable!  I just never imagined going through so much  fart-arsing about just to have a bit of pleasure... I mean if your an anal sex junkie then... maybe, but otherwise all this faffing about is just way too much.  So what if it smells a bit and you get a bit of shit on your dick, you can&#039;t make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.  

I have beenn having anal sex for about... well since I&#039;ve been having sex.  I have never known any woman I&#039;ve had it with to go through any preparation at all let alone some of the industrial cleaning method described here. I can just picture some people wearing Hazmat suits getting their asses scrubbed!  Way too much.  

My lovely ex-wife used to love anal sex, and would often ask me to fuck her arse after vaginal sex... which I was usually quite happy to do... unless like most men I was dead asleep 2 seconds after cumming.  

During vaginal sex she would often shit herself when she had an orgasm. When it first happened I must admit I was a little surprised, but I tried not to make a big deal of it as she was quite ashamed, very apologetic, and said she couldn&#039;t help it.  I hugged her and brushed the matter aside and never commented on it again. It subsequently happened on almost every occasion we had sex, especially after she had had an initial orgasm and  I never batted an eyelid or made mention of it.  Once we were having normal sex doggy fashion and she had an orgasm, I felt somthing on my dick and when i looked down there was a nice long neat ring of shit curled around my cock... which was quite memorable I will give you that!  I picked it up and showed it to her with a big smile on my face, and when she turned and saw it she chased me out of the bedroom and told me to get rid of the disgusting thing.  It was quite funny and we were both laughing about it.  

I very rarely actually had shit on my dick nor did we have any bad odours when he had anal sex even though she nearly alwasy shit herself when we had passionate vaginal sex.

I have had anal sex with many women and have never done, or had them do any prep work and it has always been spontaneous and (almost) never messy. In fact I can only remember it being &#039;untoward&#039; on 2 occasions...but maybe I am just oblivious to such things.   There is nothing more erotic that spontaneously bending a woman over and shoving my dick up her ass... or just having anal sex as a part of natural sexual intercourse.  

I had one girlfriend who I tried anal sex with a couple of times, it was never pleasant for her and it was always ALWAYS messy. She didn&#039;t really have &quot;regular&quot; bowel movemnents and always seemed to be bunged up.  Needless to say we stuck to regular sex after half a dozen messy attempts.

I remain staunch advocate of anal intercurse, homo, hetro and anything else involving consenting adults, but remain bewieldered by the extensive measures employed here which to me seem excessive.
I am quite simply surprised at the posts here. I would never ask nor expect a woman to go through all this rig-ma-role, and if she thought them necessary I would probably knock anal sex with her on the head (unless she really wanted it) as I deem most of the processes here extreme. I mean... some of the suggestions here are like 12 steps rituals bordering obsessive.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unbelievable!  I just never imagined going through so much  fart-arsing about just to have a bit of pleasure&#8230; I mean if your an anal sex junkie then&#8230; maybe, but otherwise all this faffing about is just way too much.  So what if it smells a bit and you get a bit of shit on your dick, you can&#8217;t make an omlette without breaking a few eggs.  </p>
<p>I have beenn having anal sex for about&#8230; well since I&#8217;ve been having sex.  I have never known any woman I&#8217;ve had it with to go through any preparation at all let alone some of the industrial cleaning method described here. I can just picture some people wearing Hazmat suits getting their asses scrubbed!  Way too much.  </p>
<p>My lovely ex-wife used to love anal sex, and would often ask me to fuck her arse after vaginal sex&#8230; which I was usually quite happy to do&#8230; unless like most men I was dead asleep 2 seconds after cumming.  </p>
<p>During vaginal sex she would often shit herself when she had an orgasm. When it first happened I must admit I was a little surprised, but I tried not to make a big deal of it as she was quite ashamed, very apologetic, and said she couldn&#8217;t help it.  I hugged her and brushed the matter aside and never commented on it again. It subsequently happened on almost every occasion we had sex, especially after she had had an initial orgasm and  I never batted an eyelid or made mention of it.  Once we were having normal sex doggy fashion and she had an orgasm, I felt somthing on my dick and when i looked down there was a nice long neat ring of shit curled around my cock&#8230; which was quite memorable I will give you that!  I picked it up and showed it to her with a big smile on my face, and when she turned and saw it she chased me out of the bedroom and told me to get rid of the disgusting thing.  It was quite funny and we were both laughing about it.  </p>
<p>I very rarely actually had shit on my dick nor did we have any bad odours when he had anal sex even though she nearly alwasy shit herself when we had passionate vaginal sex.</p>
<p>I have had anal sex with many women and have never done, or had them do any prep work and it has always been spontaneous and (almost) never messy. In fact I can only remember it being &#8216;untoward&#8217; on 2 occasions&#8230;but maybe I am just oblivious to such things.   There is nothing more erotic that spontaneously bending a woman over and shoving my dick up her ass&#8230; or just having anal sex as a part of natural sexual intercourse.  </p>
<p>I had one girlfriend who I tried anal sex with a couple of times, it was never pleasant for her and it was always ALWAYS messy. She didn&#8217;t really have &#8220;regular&#8221; bowel movemnents and always seemed to be bunged up.  Needless to say we stuck to regular sex after half a dozen messy attempts.</p>
<p>I remain staunch advocate of anal intercurse, homo, hetro and anything else involving consenting adults, but remain bewieldered by the extensive measures employed here which to me seem excessive.<br />
I am quite simply surprised at the posts here. I would never ask nor expect a woman to go through all this rig-ma-role, and if she thought them necessary I would probably knock anal sex with her on the head (unless she really wanted it) as I deem most of the processes here extreme. I mean&#8230; some of the suggestions here are like 12 steps rituals bordering obsessive.</p>
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		<title>By: TIGER</title>
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		<dc:creator>TIGER</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 05:31:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>just wondering if anyone has ever had anal sex with hemorrhoids? i have them and have been denying my parter anal sex....anyone have any suggestions on how to get rid of them....ive tried pills, creams, fiber diets....anyone</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>just wondering if anyone has ever had anal sex with hemorrhoids? i have them and have been denying my parter anal sex&#8230;.anyone have any suggestions on how to get rid of them&#8230;.ive tried pills, creams, fiber diets&#8230;.anyone</p>
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		<title>By: umm</title>
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		<dc:creator>umm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 03:22:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>omg @ leona..mee too i feel the same way..well the first time i did it..i wasnt thinking..and i didnt prepare myself for it..and my friend got a surprise on his haha helmet..now we are trying to find the time to get together again..but i dont want him to think of me as &quot;that guy&quot; so i wanted to leave a good impression just in case he finds a girlfriend or something he will move on with a good impression of me...omg i would be soo scared and nervous that i use ice cubes like someone mention earlier..i cant use enemas or wutever creams or wut not..the showerhead idea..i cant do that because my shower head is attached directly to the wall i dont have a movable hose or wut not.. i melt the ice in water ..until the edges get curved and not pointy...mind you my ice is from the refrigerator ice machine. So it will look like mini navy ships. I lie on my back on the tub and stuff the ice cubes down my butt and then i raise my back with my knees so that the ice can slide down and do its magic..then i sit on the toilet and push it out..then i do it again as a precaution...and then i dont eat for the rest of the day..as a precaution since i dont want to risk it..but i wudnt know..because he never follows thru when he does make plans with me..ughhh jerk face..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>omg @ leona..mee too i feel the same way..well the first time i did it..i wasnt thinking..and i didnt prepare myself for it..and my friend got a surprise on his haha helmet..now we are trying to find the time to get together again..but i dont want him to think of me as &#8220;that guy&#8221; so i wanted to leave a good impression just in case he finds a girlfriend or something he will move on with a good impression of me&#8230;omg i would be soo scared and nervous that i use ice cubes like someone mention earlier..i cant use enemas or wutever creams or wut not..the showerhead idea..i cant do that because my shower head is attached directly to the wall i dont have a movable hose or wut not.. i melt the ice in water ..until the edges get curved and not pointy&#8230;mind you my ice is from the refrigerator ice machine. So it will look like mini navy ships. I lie on my back on the tub and stuff the ice cubes down my butt and then i raise my back with my knees so that the ice can slide down and do its magic..then i sit on the toilet and push it out..then i do it again as a precaution&#8230;and then i dont eat for the rest of the day..as a precaution since i dont want to risk it..but i wudnt know..because he never follows thru when he does make plans with me..ughhh jerk face..</p>
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		<title>By: leona</title>
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		<dc:creator>leona</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi i really want to try anal sex. I have done probably 3 times first time i didnt know anything about it including the being relaxed part so it hurt super bad. Second time it was feeling good but then i started thinkin about the first time and it started hurting. (1st and 2nd time his dick was small. Now with my husband we tried it the first time and it was hurting like a bitch he went about 1 inch in and stayed there for about 2 mins and i told him to get out cus it wouldnt stop hurting. Ive tried the Anal Eaze it kinda worlks but it gets me so relaxed down there that i feel like taking a poop i sit on the toilet and nothing by the time im ready to go the numbness is gone and wont work if i put it on again. i dont know what to do. I really wanna do it but am to scared. Ive tried getting drunk getting high so i wont feel it but it doesnt work cus then im paranoid when he sticks his finger in thinking he is gonna feel shit in there. hahah eewww. idk what to do anymore i need to stop being a pussy but i just overthink things. please help. i guess my question is how the fuck do i just stop thinking, get ready and do it??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi i really want to try anal sex. I have done probably 3 times first time i didnt know anything about it including the being relaxed part so it hurt super bad. Second time it was feeling good but then i started thinkin about the first time and it started hurting. (1st and 2nd time his dick was small. Now with my husband we tried it the first time and it was hurting like a bitch he went about 1 inch in and stayed there for about 2 mins and i told him to get out cus it wouldnt stop hurting. Ive tried the Anal Eaze it kinda worlks but it gets me so relaxed down there that i feel like taking a poop i sit on the toilet and nothing by the time im ready to go the numbness is gone and wont work if i put it on again. i dont know what to do. I really wanna do it but am to scared. Ive tried getting drunk getting high so i wont feel it but it doesnt work cus then im paranoid when he sticks his finger in thinking he is gonna feel shit in there. hahah eewww. idk what to do anymore i need to stop being a pussy but i just overthink things. please help. i guess my question is how the fuck do i just stop thinking, get ready and do it??</p>
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		<title>By: Nelly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nelly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jan 2012 09:28:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree with the last comment. The best way to have a clean anus is a good diet. I&#039;ve never had to clean myself and have never had any problems. I take metamucil (or any other fiber supplement) on a regular basis and this works great for me, plus gives you the added benefit of staying clean even if you&#039;re not having anal sex... Realistically, it is not good to hold all of that excess feces in your system, and you should have a bowel movement atleast once a day, if not twice. If you do this, than you will have no problem with anal! I do still eat meat and pig out once in awhile... but as long as you get 100% fiber everyday, you will be good to go.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree with the last comment. The best way to have a clean anus is a good diet. I&#8217;ve never had to clean myself and have never had any problems. I take metamucil (or any other fiber supplement) on a regular basis and this works great for me, plus gives you the added benefit of staying clean even if you&#8217;re not having anal sex&#8230; Realistically, it is not good to hold all of that excess feces in your system, and you should have a bowel movement atleast once a day, if not twice. If you do this, than you will have no problem with anal! I do still eat meat and pig out once in awhile&#8230; but as long as you get 100% fiber everyday, you will be good to go.</p>
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		<title>By: bigbadbootybagger</title>
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		<dc:creator>bigbadbootybagger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:52:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ben #31
Explain to me again how we need MORE humans on the planet?</description>
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Explain to me again how we need MORE humans on the planet?</p>
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		<title>By: Drewfuss</title>
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		<dc:creator>Drewfuss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jan 2012 16:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Turn shower to lower take shower head off, place shower flex at entrance to anus and allow water to fill you till you feel a slight discomfort or before with experience. Hold for a minute or so then empty on toilet, repeat to clear water. Easy no mess quick</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Turn shower to lower take shower head off, place shower flex at entrance to anus and allow water to fill you till you feel a slight discomfort or before with experience. Hold for a minute or so then empty on toilet, repeat to clear water. Easy no mess quick</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jessica</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I honestly love anal sex and I never have the problem  of not being clean when my boyfriend and I have anal sex. I go like I would any other day and right before we do it, I check to see if Im clean and try going again. I usually while sitting on the toilet stick my finger in my ass, and put a little pressure on the wall. And sometimes I will spit on some toilet paper and stick that in with it wrapped on my finger. But that is not the best way to do it because if your not careful and its not lubed up enough with your spit then it can tear apart in your ass and that would not be good. But my bf and I have anal sex like almost everyday and its amazing. And after your ass gets used to having something shoved up it consistently (penis, dildo, etc) then you don&#039;t even get that have to go to the bathroom feeling. Like to me it&#039;s as if Im having regular sex. But I hope this helped. Anal sex is seriously amazing!!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I honestly love anal sex and I never have the problem  of not being clean when my boyfriend and I have anal sex. I go like I would any other day and right before we do it, I check to see if Im clean and try going again. I usually while sitting on the toilet stick my finger in my ass, and put a little pressure on the wall. And sometimes I will spit on some toilet paper and stick that in with it wrapped on my finger. But that is not the best way to do it because if your not careful and its not lubed up enough with your spit then it can tear apart in your ass and that would not be good. But my bf and I have anal sex like almost everyday and its amazing. And after your ass gets used to having something shoved up it consistently (penis, dildo, etc) then you don&#8217;t even get that have to go to the bathroom feeling. Like to me it&#8217;s as if Im having regular sex. But I hope this helped. Anal sex is seriously amazing!!!!</p>
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		<title>By: DangOlButtWorsher</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and another thing. Don&#039;t over dooo it! LOL! ;@)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and another thing. Don&#8217;t over dooo it! LOL! ;@)</p>
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		<title>By: DangOlButtWorsher</title>
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		<dc:creator>DangOlButtWorsher</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 23:34:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The best way to clear the O&#039;l poop shoot in less than 3 minutes and get a surge of pleasure is, the O&#039;l hand held shower hose with gentle water jetting into your poop shoot! Just take the hand held hose off the shower head and pointing the stream down toward the tub turn the water temp and pressure to gently clean ur area of darierre! I no I ain&#039;t spellin right but it&#039;s a funny subject so hwat! Here&#039;s the thing, if you put the hose up too high of pressure, your sure to get a bit too much agua caliente in the storage tank so, just squate in the tub, give her a douche with the hose and let it all out! In a few short minutes you&#039;ll be clean and clear! Is it healthy? I don&#039;t know, but it feels fricken good and I aint gay neither!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The best way to clear the O&#8217;l poop shoot in less than 3 minutes and get a surge of pleasure is, the O&#8217;l hand held shower hose with gentle water jetting into your poop shoot! Just take the hand held hose off the shower head and pointing the stream down toward the tub turn the water temp and pressure to gently clean ur area of darierre! I no I ain&#8217;t spellin right but it&#8217;s a funny subject so hwat! Here&#8217;s the thing, if you put the hose up too high of pressure, your sure to get a bit too much agua caliente in the storage tank so, just squate in the tub, give her a douche with the hose and let it all out! In a few short minutes you&#8217;ll be clean and clear! Is it healthy? I don&#8217;t know, but it feels fricken good and I aint gay neither!</p>
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