Comments on: How to clean your ass before anal sex ?

By: DirtyMommy

DirtyMommy — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:10:07 +0000

Greetings to all! My husband and I have only had anal sex once in our 3 yrs of marriage. We experienced the “embarassing smell” and “poop on dick” situation. His birthday and our anniversary are on the same day. So “my ass” wrapped in a pretty pink ribbon will be my gift to him !I have read all of the above comments. Some of which is awesome advice and some not so good. I just want to leave my thoughts on the conversation at hand. I think that it is up to you and what you feel comfortable doing as to how you go about the procedure of cleaning your ass. What works for one may not work for the rest.These are my suggestions(use at your own risk):1. Metamucil once in the morning and once in the afternoon(for those of us who do not have a daily high fiber diet).2. Eat your normal breakfast and a light late lunch OR Eat a light breakfast and a light lunch OR Eat a big brunch between 12 noon and 2 pm3. Do light excercises or yoga( to

By: dolphin

dolphin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:54:46 +0000

i’m a guy. i and my girl is planning to have an anal sex just for the sake of experience. we are in doubt about its satisfactory level. will it be pleasurable for both of us or we’ll just end up rushing to the shower?

By: Faker Sucker

Faker Sucker — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:31:28 +0000

@unknown: really? Women’s farts and butts smell just as nasty as men…. I’ stayed in an all girls dorm for one semester and I had to share a bathroom with 20 other females… it was nasty. A girl once left a poop trail all over the floor.

By: unknown

unknown — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 09:58:46 +0000

i dont think that girls ass has a very bad smell like boys

By: maria

maria — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:26:59 +0000

I forgot to say that when you use the two enemas, do one and then the other, like a half an hour later. That is to give time for the higher bowel poop reach the lower one. Don’t get out of the toilet too fast, give time for all the stuff to come out and the water residue.

By: maria

maria — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:48:57 +0000

I think that having an enema twice is the best idea, but don’t get up the toilet too fast. Make sure all the water and poop comes out. One your clean, in and out, and you’re ready, your partner will put on his fingers vaseline. Slowly, he starts massaging your retum with one finger, then with two, and with three, opening the whole slowly, (don’t forget to kiss and do other thing while he is doing that). By the time he is to introduce you, your hole is already dilated and slowly he gets in. Believe me is not painful like that !!. And you will enjoy the experience. From that day forward, you will begg your partner to do you in the ass. I’m not kidding, do it like that.

By: Randy Bottoms

Randy Bottoms — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:44:27 +0000

1) )I recommend a laxative the night before at bedtime. You will be cleaned out in the morning.
Eat light at breakfast & lunch (Breakfast shakes, yogurt, etc) A last bit of poo may
come out after lunch. You can use a plain water enema right before the event if you wish.
Now you are ready for action all afternoon and all evening.
2) Enemas have drawbacks. They only clean out the LOWER bowel. If you took an enema
a couple hours or so before sex, some poo that was “higher up” could possibly “work
its way down” and give you a nasty surprise.

By: Cheyenne

Cheyenne — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 02:02:27 +0000

i have been having anal sex for years and i can give you a couple of tips i use to have a clean safe and enjoyable anal sexual experience …first if you dont have an enema bag or douche bag go buy one now an hour before anal sexual intercourse schedule yourself to have some (get it together time ) start yourself a warm shower and shower as you normally do or let the warm water relax your body and relax the tension of the anticipation of anal sex ..at this time you should have evacuated your anal area prior to showering if not please take the time to do this ,..now get your enema bag or douche bag and fill it with warm water you can add a few drops of a mild body wash or soap ( this will not only clean but acts as a stimulant to help with cleansing your anus and colon, insert the nozzel into your rectum ( be sure to lubricate the nozzel with soap or a water soluble lubricant) there is a clamp on your bag that lets you stop the flow of water while the nozzel is in your anus try and hold the water and soap solution in your anus for a few mins or til you start to feel discomfort or mild stomache contractions ..at this time when it becomes increasingly uncomfortable proceed to the toilet and evacuate the solution from your rectum ..and repeat til your rectum is clean and evacuated …once this is achieved and you have finished showering ,, this step is vital, get some coco butter or baby oil or any body moisturizer and massage into your skin all over making sure to rub generously between your buttocks and across your anus ( this will ensure that you smell fresh (for rimmining ) and that you are a lil lubricated just in case your partner wants to insert a finger or things get so heated you forget the k-y..) I assure you if you follow this regimin before any anal play or anal activity you will not only please your partner but your partner will look forward to anal play and intercourse with you for a long time …

By: AssXXX

AssXXX — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:56:10 +0000

Hey, what do you think about a thick half roped banana. I have tried it and found it just satisfactory for ass cleaning. Just go to bathroom with one or max. two bananas, after opening its cover, press slowly in butt, you will feel a big resistance at first from your tube, but press gently until your tube gets expanded to accommodate the banana’s thickest part, press with your first two fingers and slid it inside your ass hole completely until, it travels automatically inside the deeper itself by contraction of anal tube.If you wish you can insert another full banana and feel great dumb in your ass. Just wear your clothes and relax, engage yourself in your routine, until, pressure build up inside to ejaculate. Upon enough pressure, sit on Bowell and press hard enough to get all banana stuff with anal grease out. Upon evacuation of anal tube, clean with water hose once, your ass will be soft & silky for a good anal penetration.

By: lisa

lisa — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:19:26 +0000

im happy im not into this whole anal story, takes up too much precious time