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Sell Your Body to Science! (A How-to on Becomming a Science Whore)

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Ever wanted to make free money? Want a bit of cash to buy the latest gadget or bit of hardware? Apparently a lot of money can be made buy participating in clinical trials. Some people make $2,000 or more just for spending the weekend in a lab! Nice? Eh, maybe not.

A friend of mine told me about a Contract Research Organization (which will remain anonymous) that was recruiting healthy, non-smoking males between the ages of 18 and 45 for a two-weekend stay at their clinical site. And the best part of the deal was that they paid $2,000. Who could say no? Well, I did.

Shortly after, another buddy of mine told me how badly he was treated. They literally made him feel like a guinea pig. His meals, sleep and playtime were strictly controlled, and he had no privacy whatsoever. However, after I went into the field of clinical research myself, I realized the importance and benefits of enrolling in these trials, and I also found out that my buddy was exaggerating.

Want to get more information on participating? Check out clinicaltrials.com
and these AskMen articles with need to know information: Selling Your Body To Science AND Participating In Clinical Trials.

- David

via Ask Yahoo!

Posted by   @   19 February 2007 14 comments
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Jan 28, 2008
8:04 am
#1 diana :

where can i participating in these clinical trials? I would love to make some extra cash???

Jan 31, 2008
4:04 pm
#2 josh :

how do i sell my body to science. im in debt. need cash bad!

Jun 9, 2008
11:04 pm
#3 Brenda R :

I’m a 38 year old female, I live in Nampa, ID.
I’m interested in in selling my body to science. I need the money real bad,I’m working two jobs,going through some part time schooling trying to reach a nursing carrer,and going through a child custody case and the finances are more then I can handle, I’m desperate. CAN YOU STEER ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION?
BRENDA

Sep 11, 2008
1:31 am
#4 Cindy :

Hello there, Brenda.

The most fundamental prospect in order to make money is knowing how to spell CAREER as well as use “than” in the right grammatical form.
Aside from that though, I heard that you can actually sign a waiver promising that science laps can use your corpse for scientific studies and you make quite some cash. Who cares what someone does to a dead person? As long as I don’t get raped and instead get used for something that can actually greatly affect the future generations in a positive matter while making some extra money, I’m in.
I’d probably even donate my dead body for free but I’d rather get a couple of thousand dollars to buy myself a nice car and enjoy life while I’m still alive.

If that’s very christian or not, I’m not sure. As far as I’m concerned, helping fellow humans is one of the greatest sin-absolvers yet.

Feb 25, 2009
10:24 pm
#5 Jason :

Dear Cindy,
Learn a little grammar yourself before you criticise others.
That’s all,
Jason

P.S. Do unto others…..(ring a bell?)

Mar 19, 2009
10:15 am
#6 kamal jagpal :

if i cannot serve my parents who serves us for years ! then i think its nothing left more here ! I am happy with my life but not happy when i saw my parents face ! Although I am lazy but god gifted me with great outfit ! Even a animal pays after his/her death! But man just comes on earth as worthless and goes worthless but me d’nt want same life as an ordinary people have ! I want to sell my body to satisfy my parents I know they will harass after knowing it but making hell to them for everyday is not good idea too! i even d’nt hesitate when you demand ust mail me ! And in which condition I am i d’nt care just my rest motive is go and sleep in my mom lap then in last in god lap with laughing teers! I am happy and i will be waiting for your reply atleast i help science little bit on the road of success! have a nice day yaaaaaaaa!

May 18, 2009
9:45 pm
#7 kari :

how would i go about selling my body to science after i die?

Aug 1, 2009
6:28 pm
#8 dean :

how to i sell my whole body, to be studied or whatever, after i die

Mar 23, 2010
4:40 pm
#9 Sam Horton :

I am 52 years old. I served in the Navy, I played football in school. I used to be in pretty good health. Now I am sick. Ten years ago the doctors gave five to live. I have Hepatitis C, Cirrhosis of the liver, Congestive Heart Failure, Diabetes, and a few other medical issues. I want to sell my body to science before I die. I have a wife, three kids, and two grandsons. I pray that somehow I could be able to give them a few bucks to help them out before I die. I am sure with my medical laundry list that I could somehow be of benefit to medical science. Please respond if you have any ideas. Thanks.

Apr 8, 2010
5:11 pm
#10 Marina :

Where can I sign up to sell my body for science after I die.
I’m really interested and I need the cash to pay my bills.
Let me know!!!

Aug 24, 2011
8:18 pm
#11 no name :

How do I donate my organs while still alive? I understand the implications and know the outcome. I want a private transaction and I feel I have the right to do what I want with my body. I want to take care of loved ones without any backlash. You may see this as profitted suicide. But, I see this as a way to help a stranger and benefit my loved ones if this is discrete.

Mar 7, 2012
3:03 am
#12 Elvin Player :

I feel as I have lived long enough at 36 years. There is no medical reason why I have just stayed my time. I would like some income to be given to the child I have adopted as I am unable to have my own. Give me the check let me share some final days with loved ones and I will take it to the bank.

Sep 19, 2012
8:26 pm
#13 Carl Lamb :

CINDY,your quite cocky for someone who doesnt know what thier talking about.selling your body is against federal law.look it up

Sep 19, 2012
8:31 pm
#14 Carl Lamb :

And what the hell does quite some cash mean lmao

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