What Are The 2 Greatest Things In The World? If You Guessed Bacon And Alarm Clocks, Then You’ll Love This.

Here’s how a “bacon alarm clock” works: At night prior to bed time, you put a piece of frozen bacon into this alarm clock made of wood. 10 minutes before your wake-up time, it cooks your delicious bacon.

Immediately upon waking up, you eat the bacon! Friggin genius. Nevermind that the fire-hazard clock is made of wood.  Also, Don’t forget to empty the grease pan daily. Delicious.

-HENRY

Bacon Alarm Clock [Hat Tip:  Shiny Shiny]

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