Today, the US President George Bush stunned the world with his admission that Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction were, in his words, ‘in my other trousers all along.’
Senior staff at the Whitehouse have launched an internal investigation in an attempt to attribute the blame to the person who, whilst definitely involved, is furthest away from the President. A spokesman said, ‘We’re interrogating all the laundry staff until we find the person in charge of pocket-checking procedure on that day.’
On a lighter note, it appears that along with the long-sought after WMD, the trouser pocket also yielded two dimes and a slightly fluffy peppermint. The peppermint, according to the President, was ‘delicious’ and ‘none the worse for the experience.’
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