The real reasons Mac OS X Leopard is late …
1. Too many Apple resources are focused on producing new Get a Mac ads.
2. Apple employees are now working second jobs so they can afford an iPhone.
3. Leopard is a conspiracy on the scale of the fake Moon landings.
4. Programmers keep wasting their time playing with that damn iPhones!
5. Someone keeps pressing the Time Machine button and all Leopard code reverts back to that of six months ago.
6. Apple is a copyright dispute with Krauss-Maffei Wegmann, maker of the Leopard tank.
7. Vista sucks, there’s no need to rush.
Hehe.. the last line sure made me laugh 
- qureyoon
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