Excuse me, but I just have to go now and stuff my pig face with twinkies.
It’s Spring! Birds are singing. There’s a nice breeze outside. There are scores of hot people at the beach wearing significantly less clothing than modesty would dictate. You want to join them– but you need a good excuse to give the boss. But what? Order the Excuse Ball, and we’ve got you covered. This ball offers tons of great excuses for situations like going to the beach, being late for work, or wetting your pants! Now you can do any of these things and get away with it, because you had the foresight to order the Excuse Ball from Accoutrements!
Link: Excuse Ball