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Halloween is coming up …

One of the drawbacks of modern urban living is that it’s becoming increasingly difficult to find somewhere to keep your horse. Very few bars nowadays have anywhere set aside to tie it up, and criminal as it may sound, troughs are virtually extinct. What is the world coming to? Luckily we have a solution, firstly get rid of your horse, what were you thinking? Secondly, get hold of this absurd and wildly entertaining inflatable horse costume. More stupid than a skateboarding mongoose and a lot easier to control, the suit comes with its own internal fan, so you simply don a Butch Cassidy type hat (make sure it’s not a David Cassidy hat, that would be, well, just stupid), step into the suit and inflate.

In no time at all you will appear to be perched on you very own trusty steed and will look as authentic as a member of the Dirty Dozen (sort of), and marginally less absurd than the be-wheeled mongoose we mentioned earlier. You’ll have to provide your own sound effects, but then that’s half the fun anyway. No matter what the occasion, this is the best fancy dress costume there is – though if you’re walking down the aisle you may want to consider something a tad more formal. It may only be single horse power, but it’s a bigger crowd gatherer than a Ferrari, maybe.

Link: Blow Up Horse