Hey, where is the doorbell?

It seems only right that man’s best friend should get a house as sleek and modern as your own. This fabulously chic abode is perfect for pets under 40 lbs, keeping them comfortably off the ground and safely above the elements.

Made of rotational-molded polyethylene and a stainless steel frame, complete with its own set of stairs, it is extremely durable and very easy to clean – there’s even a small hole in the back for easy drainage. Appropriately enough, a brass plate above the door venerates your dog with the title he deserves: "amicus fidelis protectio fortis", that is, "faithful friend, strong protector".