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This dude put many hours into this bike to probably cover up that he is not getting any. It seems now that he finally managed so he put up the bike now on Ebay.

Especially cute is that he likes to dress up his little bike doll. It’s so weird that the biggest macho guys like to play dress up with their girlfriends. Probably because their parents would not let them play with barbies. But that’s just my theory

Link to Auction: Bitchcruiser Bike

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