Fart Bed Fan

Letting one ripp now under the blanket can be fatal. This will be the cause for tons of divorces.

This bed fan creates a cool personal microclimate between your bed’s sheets, allowing you to regulate your temperature as you sleep without disturbing a sleeping partner. The unit takes minutes to install; its adapter bracket slides between your mattress and box spring, holding it securely to your bed.

The bottom of the unit houses two whisper-quiet 12-volt fans that produce an airflow of up to 100’ cu. when used at maximum power–the included speed dial allows you to control airflow for one person or two. An adjustable defector bar attaches to the unit using hook-and-loop fasteners and redirects airflow when tucked into your sheets.

Link: Fart Bed Fan

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