As seen at the Mall: Rub one out

As in muscle tension. You probably have seen one of the those Dry Jet Massagers while shopping at the mall and wondering who the hell would shell out money to make a fool out of yourself in front of other poeple. Now you can own your own and you won’t believe the price. One tip though: it’s the deluxe edition.

Used at five-star resort spas, this device provides a full-body water jet massage without getting you wet, and uses aromatherapy, relaxing audio, and video to soothe your tactile, olfactory, auditory, and optical senses. While your head rests comfortably on a headrest outside of the unit, 28 nozzles inside the canopy deliver precise, invigorating streams of water that replicate the principles of shiatsu, or "finger pressure" massage, as they strike the pliable polymer sheet that provides a waterproof barrier between you and the nozzles (allowing use while completely clothed).

Controlled by 28 microprocessors, the pulsating water jets relieve sore muscles and joints from your shoulders to your ankles, faithfully recreating the deep-penetrating percussion techniques favored by professional massage therapists. You can adjust the water pressure, temperature (75 to 105 F), and pulse intervals (2 to 10 cycles per second), and program the device to concentrate on specific muscle groups with a touch of the LCD control panel. The sloping headrest has a massage-table style face opening that allows you to lie prone and watch the integrated 7" LCD screen with DVD player in comfort.

You can connect an iPod® or CD player and listen to your music of choice via the included headphones from Bose®. Incorporating the 6,000 year old practice of aromatherapy, the unit has an integrated aroma diffuser that releases subtle scents from essential oils that can enhance your mood and promote relaxation. The device does not require special installation or plumbing; simply fill the reservoir with 20 gallons of distilled water and plug it into an AC outlet.

More info: The Dry Water Jet Massager And Sensory Soother

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