Sorry – I know this is gross but I have to admit that I’m very close to press the buy button. Gross but how will they taste?
Well, sick minds think alike, because some troubled candy company has come out with ZIT POPPERS CANDY! They’re so gross, they might be worse than eating real zits. (Okay, we exaggerate…. but just a little.)
Each insane box of Zit Poppers Candy contains 3.25 ounces of candy zits. That’s approximately 16 zits. (We can’t believe we’re even WRITING this.) The zits are soft and sticky, and if you squeeze them hard enough, a bloody candy ooze seeps out. Those of you courageous enough to eat Zit Poppers will discover they have a wonderful strawberry and watermelon flavor. (We checked the box, and no actual blood, puss, or sputum is used in making the candy.)
More info: Zit Popper Candy
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Pimple Poppers « Ranmon: Don’t Touch My WEblog wrote,
[...] http://www.random-good-stuff.com/2008/10/23/pimple-candy-dont-pop-them-until-they-are-ripe/ [...]
Link | October 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Zit Popping Candy « MRod says: wrote,
[...] This is pretty darn gross. And yet I really want to try one or two…or more, especially knowing that these candy zit poppers taste like strawberry and watermelon. [...]
Link | October 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
NO PANTS at Poshdeluxe wrote,
[...] pretty sure this is the grossest candy i have ever seen. and by gross i mean, ten year old boys are gonna LOVE [...]
Link | October 25th, 2008 at 1:28 am