These gift boxes make me rofl. Just imagining the puzzled faces of people holding these boxes after unwrapping them. Just to make sure, those products do not exist – only they empty boxes are available!
iFeast Pet Feeding MP3 Docking Station
Let’s face it. You and your pet don’t share the same "taste" in music. That’s why TechnoPetz created iFeast, the portable pet feeding/watering system for your MP3 player. Mealtime will never be the same for your pet with iFeast. No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a pet feeding/docking station for an overly pampered pet’s portable MP3 player-just a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.
More info: iFeast Pet Feeding MP3 Docking Station
Kleen / Stride: Personal Debris Removal
More info: Kleen / Stride: Personal Debris Removal
Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm
Awake to your next fire calm and refreshed with DigiPliance’s Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm. Choose the perfect way for your family to wake up-from the peaceful sounds of the Rainforest, to the celebration of Dixieland jazz, or the hot pulse of the Caribbean-because a fire doesn’t have to be a disaster.
More info: Peaceful Progression Smoke Alarm
Multi-Media Auto Power Strip
Take your office on the road and say goodbye to your "cable car" with this car power strip from Route 56. Plug in up to eight electronic devices and appliances at once! Scan, print, and send with two USB ports, an ethernet port, even a 25-pin parallel connector for you computer’s monitor. Mounts easily to most standard rearview mirrors.
More info: Multi-Media Auto Power Strip
USB Powered Toaster
Don’t be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast…to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any bread-white, wheat, even rye-and in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral. No. It’s not real. But the box is.
More info: USB Powered Toaster
- An other evil Christmas present
Tags: Christmas, Evil, Gift Box, Outrageous, The Onion
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