Don’t be ridiculous – carrying this couldn’t put you in prison. That’s absurd. (actually, I’ve just thought – maybe in some of the more backward and primitive countries elsewhere in the world it might be the case as you say, but certainly not in the UK).

Ian,

I dare to walk you that bag in in any given city in Kenntucky.

OOH!

I see it now… those are seams in her pantyhose… she’s turned around.
I think she needs more booty.