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Ok … please take a wild guess what this is which is available at Amazon! Head down and leave a comment before you read one of the review I found on the site. Too bad that Christmas is over – it always seems that I find the best presents right after.

I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem. With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I’d been shamed. I’ve just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body.

An other review fills in with more information:

I have been having issues with my nipples for years so I figured I would give this product a try. I found that it worked great for a couple of weeks and then it became extremely difficult to continue use. The rash and irritation became too much to tolerate. It is just easier to buy a set of jumper cables and a battery charger. Trust that works much better!

But an other review finally explains what it really is:

Okay you pervies – it’s a plumbing device for removing the bits of pipes that connect 2 pipes, particularly of different sizes. too funny!!

More information: WTF Fetish Gadget

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