Hamburger Bed

Robin Edgar wrote,

So when is the Vagina Monologues inspired version of that bed coming out?

Link | January 29th, 2009 at 8:45 pm

C wrote,

“hey there sweetheart…..so uh you ever have sex in a hamburger?”
hows that for a pickup line!

Link | January 30th, 2009 at 8:19 pm

Meal Ticket :: Blog Archive :: The Week Without Meat Day 6: Bacon wishes and pork cutlet dreams :: Philadelphia City Paper :: Philadelphia Arts, Restaurants, Music, Movies, Jobs, Classifieds, Blogs wrote,

[...] I’m abstaining from meat for a week. Read why here.Yesterday, I mentioned that I planned to spend my Saturday watching a bunch of gruesome PETA videos and reading a bunch of literature to give a fair shake to the personal politics side of the vegan/vegetarian question. But consuming a bunch of tasty meat substitutes in the past 24 hours has put me in a surprisingly good mood, so now I think I’m going to save all that fun for Super Bowl Sunday. Woo.Photo | Drew LazorFor dinner yesterday, I dropped by Govinda’s, which I’d never been to despite it being a short walk from my apartment. (The most likely reason for this: They do not have meat.) I explained earlier this week that my objective is not to drastically alter my normal habits for the better — as much as I probably should do that, the plan these past few days has been to eat as normally as possible — sans meat — and document the ensuing mental anguish. As such, I was pleased by Gov’s recognizable grilly options. After shouldering my way through a sea of really skinny UArts kids with crappy band patches sewed on their jackets, I got myself a kofta sub (fake meatballs and marinara) and a side of deep-fried fake chicken nuggets. While I found that the one-of-a-kind texture of the kofta balls grew more and more haunting with each bite, that’s more of a “me” than a “them” issue. The nuggets, though? They’re killing it with the nuggets. Slight stringiness notwithstanding, they were crispy, chewy and satisfying. You could definitely trick an absentmindeed/slightly drunk carnivore with these things.For lunch earlier today, I ate a few Morningstar Farms veggie sausage patties on a roll. These are also excellent! I refuse to apologize for loading up on the phony stuff on the second-to-last day of The Week Without Meat. I know that this really isn’t the truest way to experience a beneficial vegetarian diet, but I’d be lying if I claimed I didn’t miss the feeling of biting into something meaty. My girlfriend, the sadistic orchestrator of this entire endeavor, bought me a sack of green beans at the store earlier. I am considering eating them later.It’s been interesting, but I think I’m ready for it to be over. I’ve felt kinda slow this entire week; I’ve watched the eyes of more than a few coworkers and friends glaze over and I’ve feebly stumbled over my words while trying to explain something. Is this a psychosomatic thing? Most likely. But it’s still weird and frustrating. Gimme a burger and I will speak extemporaneously for 17 hours.I plan on offering some insightful and coherent thoughts on my temporary veg status come Day 7, but today I just can’t shake my meat fixation. With this in mind, I wanted to ask y’all: Where should I make the girl take me for the steak dinner I’m about to win? Capital Grille was my initial thought, but I want to weigh all my options. Let’s hear it in the comments.I WANT TO SLEEP IN IT.random-good-stuff.com [...]

Link | February 1st, 2009 at 12:18 am

it’s never ME, it’s always THEM… » Måndagscravings: Hamburgarsängen wrote,

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Link | February 23rd, 2009 at 5:29 pm

F-Listed » Archive Get This: The Hamburger Bed « wrote,

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Link | July 22nd, 2009 at 2:10 pm