This would have been perfect for Black Friday, even better than Pepper Spray!
Since there is never a wrong time to wear a cape, it’s time to put on our super-red It’s A Cape! You’re totally popular enough to be different, so no worries, you don’t need a mask. Keep it in the glove compartment of the car or in the drawer of your desk for any superhero or masked marauder scenarios! It’s not necessary to make flying sounds when in use or worn, but highly encouraged.
More info: Real Super Hero Cape