Before you get the specs for this pink little gadget delight - Does the kid finally found the answer on how the make chocolate ice cream (just wondering). This clock would work if it would dispense an ice cold beer as a treat.

This stylish retro-modern timepiece is a bit like a cuckoo clock but when its shutters open, on the hour every hour, it delivers a scrumptious chocolate treat to the tune of the ’Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy’. You then have 30 seconds to retrieve your reward before the clock snatches it back.

More info: Chocolate Dispensing Treat Clock

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They are nicer - they call it Ho On The Go. Where can I buy the version for men and what does it include?

The best invention, well…ever. Ho on the Go kit, for the nights you just can’t make it home. You don’t have to be a big slut like us to love them…they work well for that time of the month, or just to keep at the gym! A must!

Contents include:

• One Thong
• Toothbrush with paste
• Two Condoms
• One moist towelette

Happy traveling.

Link: Whore on the Go Travel Kit

Skanky Link: Pussy Suckers

Please someone - let that rat out! Anyone who buys that puppy will have real fun - guaranteed. ROFL!

Video Link: Puppy Screech

Scream Link: Release some pressure - if you know what I mean !

LOL - loved his look into the camera before he started the rage. Kids are funny!

So shiny and fine - I want one of those crystals on my wedding ring.

The Crystal USB Desktop Speakers are the smallest audiophile performance stereo USB speakers available for PCs and Notebooks. Each of the speakers is rated at 1 Watt per channel and are compatible with USB 2.0. The acoustically engineered technology is designed to direct sound waves towards an adjacent chamber.

More info: Crystal USB Speakers

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And I just saw na U.F.O!

Video Link: Jumping on Eggs

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