I just don’t get it. What’s up with this obsession with poofy lips which it seems Angelina Jolie (aka Hamburger Lips) started.Now use the suction ball to look as “sexy” as her!

When I was a teen I was sucking on a glass until the vacuum was sealing it on my lips. Funny .. hahah. After 5 minutes or so I had huge giant hicky around my lips. Which made me look like a clown. And yes, of course I had to go to school next day. Just so you know. Pretty sure that poofy lip maker above won’t create such suction, only nice and poofy, giant, sexy lips. Happy pumping!

No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don’t have to cost a fortune.

More info: DIY Giant, Huge maybe Sexy Lip Set

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Just in case you think there is not enough bacteria in the world.

With the Bacteria Growth Science Kit, your kids will not only learn how to grow bacteria, but they’ll learn how to experiment on the microscopic monsters. Maybe they’ll test how temperature affects bacteria growth – or maybe UV light or antibiotics. Maybe they’ll decide not to experiment and just learn about how bacteria get busy with their bad selves. Whichever path they choose, the Bacteria Growth Science Kit will lead them towards knowledge. Because knowledge is power – even if it’s knowledge about stinky bacteria.

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No money for a summer vacation? I recommend DIY stop trick animation.

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Oh … That’s pretty neat! Please if you try it out be careful and you keep in mind you are doing it on your own risk.

Phew …. blogging stuff about fire always makes me nervous.

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You just have to learn how to dodge the beaming up laser. Aliens what the vehicle back!

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Zanis plans to make the pyramid shaped Dream Car 123 go over 250mph in a Tunnel from city to city. Right now Greg has made a prototype that goes about 15 to 20 and may go up to 40 down hill. The prototype is what you see in the videos here on there on the website. We want to make the real car someday right now we are looking for investors. This renewable energy car can be charge in a solar tower garage made for the car. The garage will have a wind turbine to turn wind and sunbeams into usable electricity that will charge the batteries insane the tower. Then the towel using all green energy can be used to charge your car and power your home.

Link to the auction: Dream / Pyramid Electronic Car Auction

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Perfect for traveling into countries where cameras are not allowed …. at your own risk though.

A craft project and camera, this fun DIY kit comes with everything you need to make your very own flash-less camera. Simply follow the instructions and snap together the pieces to create a 35mm camera with 28 mm lens for taking rich and perfectly imperfect pictures. Assembly takes a couple of hours and simple instructions are included. Uses 35 mm film.

More info: Planmodel Photo Camera

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