I hate those little blood suckers and just letting gas against them is not my preferred way to get rid of them.

Because one bat can devour 600 mosquitoes or other insects in just one hour, installing a Bat Conservatory nearby can protect you and your family from insect bites and greatly reduce the need for environmentally hazardous mosquito repellents. Made of Western Red Cedar sawmill trim, this handsome slatted shelter provides respite for approximately 40 bats. Mounting hardware not included.

Link: Invite Bats against Mosquitos in to your Garden

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OMG, I got the best idea. This would an awesome iPhone application: Iphone Prank Calls 3G. People would pay even money for it - at least I would.

The ultimate prank call! This fun Spoof Card allows you to call someone, fake out their caller ID, and even change your own voice to sound like anyone, so the caller will have no idea who is calling! Does your friend have a crush on the hot guy at school? Use spoof card to call her disguised as the hot guy and ask her out on a date! Does your neighbor have extremely ugly lawn decorations? Use the Spoof Card to call them up disguised as the police and order them to remove their hideous decorations at once. The possibilities are endless!

Link: SpoofCard

Movie Link: Recent DVD releases - Any good?

I wonder if this works on an anus as well.

This product is called a Vaginal Contracting Lubricant. It is Similar to the age-old China Shrink cream.

These drops work to temporarily tighten the walls of the vagina. I have never tried it but our sales representative says they work. I didn’t ask how she knew. The directions say to apply a few drops to the desired area 15 minutes prior to any activity for desired results and moisturization. Ingredients: Deonized water, aloe vera extract, glycerin, potassium alum, xanthan gum, hydropoyl methylcellulose, polysorbate 20, phenoxyethanol, methylparaben, hydrolyzed collagen, sodium benzoate, DL menthol, calcium chloride, propylparaben, citric acid.

As a note: Potassium Alum is added to foods as a sour flavor. It also appears in cartoons. The character eats some Alum and their mouth is shown to pucker up. Often seen on Tom & Jerry.

Link: One Drop and be a Virgin again

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More Kinky Stuff: NSFW: Pussy Suckers

Flashy design there - At first I thought it something like the tandem which I posted earlier on RGS.

This is the electric bicycle that uses automatic transmission to downshift into a lower gear when it senses a hill, upshifts for rapid acceleration up to 20 mph on flats, or allows you to pedal normally because the motor can be disengaged at your command. Powered by a 750-watt electric motor housed in the horizontal chain and motor assembly that provides 1 hp, the 8-speed automatic transmission is capable of four modes of operation, all controlled by a thumb toggle on the handlebars: a setting for rapid acceleration, a low gear setting for inclines (but slower acceleration), and a setting for manual gear shifting that disengages the motor to preserve battery life.

Link: Awesome Design: Electronic Bike

Coffee Link: Hand Espresso Maker

Great - this 5 minute cake recipe will not really help me to loose weight - tempted to munch!

Link: 5 Minute Microwave Cake Recipe

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For Kids Link: Okiedog Fropper

Nothing healthier than couple of s’mores. I wonder who came up with this recipe. Big food companies? NOOOO WAY!

It is easy to make smores at home using the Microwave S’mores Maker from Progressive. Just fill the base with water, stack your smores, lower the arms, and microwave for approximately 30 seconds. The graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate will heat quickly and evenly while the arms hold everything in place. It’s great fun for kids and adults alike. Dishwasher safe.

Link: Smores in the Mircrowave

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Interesting Link: Neglected Movie Gems

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Good morning all - I hope you had already your breakfast sausages and stuff. If not I am sorry that I am taking your appetite with this cute "little" auction.

But WTF? Who would ever wear this. Just imagine you have to strip down for a police razzia because you have been again at the wrong place at the wrong time. LOL - blush, stretch!

This underwear penis stretching solution is called PEP (Penis Enlargement Pants) and claims to stretch your penis while you work, do sports or just plain hanging out during your spare-time for only 69 Euros!

Link: PEP - Penis Enlargement Pants

Cool Link: Pant Master 2000 - Dog Cooling Vest