This will make mommy speechless - for once!

Pick a 15 minute time window during which Mom’s photo and your message will appear for 5 seconds. When your picture is displayed, we will take a snapshot of the scene, so you’ll have a permanent memory of her moment of fame.

Price: $69

Link: Mommy Fame Slot

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Windy Link: Music for your Rectum

Kayan necks will be the new fashion trend of summer 2008. So you better get at it looking like a gracies giraffe. And by the way if stretching your neck you are doing it on your own risk.

Simply place it around your neck and pump the inflation bulb until you feel a comfortable stretch. This stretching action gently relaxes tight muscles, and relieves joint and nerve pressure. Lightweight and completely portable, you can use the traction device while watching TV, working at your computer, reclining or relaxing — at home, at the office or when you travel.

It’s much easier and convenient to use than over-the-door traction devices that require filling waterbags and wearing awkward head halters.

Link: DIY Kayan Neck

Green Thumb Link: Gardens in a Can

Ha - I am loving it … no need to clear your cache!

Green circles, red triangles, and blue squares. No, these are not the the latest polygons in the Lucky Charms lineup. They’re your friendly "broken image" icon component parts, er, well, maybe not yours. Depending on your browser, YBIIMV (Your Broken Image Icon May Vary). Hang the broken image symbol around your neck, and voila. Your necklace has failed to load. It’s a freaking clever idea we couldn’t resist. The necklace is on a 17" leather cord closed with a sterling silver clasp. T

he pendant itself is lightweight, made from non-toxic shrink plastic (with a protective coating) and measures about 1 inch square. These are handmade by the artist in California, so expect some slight variation which betrays they were not made by a robot. At least, not so far as we know, but we didn’t do a Turing test on her.

Link: Broken Image Necklace

Oh Oh Link: Make Pizza under 2 Minutes Oven

I thing the Wifi Shirt earlier on RGS looks better.

As its name suggests, this hi-tech garment lets you know when you’re in a WiFi zone by graphically displaying the WiFi connections floating around the vicinity. Glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the signal strength fluctuates. Clever, eh?

Link: New Style Wifi Shirt

Live Blogger Link: Screencaster One Click Recorder

No, honey - it’s not what you think. I am just shopping for sweet stuff … just for you. Guys, your favorite feature will be the "come closer" button.

Link: Knicker Picker

[via: fleshbot] = which is not NSFW and 18+ only.

In case you lost your Valentine! Find him/her again with these hearts up shirts.

Buy one of these glowing shirts for yourself, and gift one to your significant other (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, fembot 2000…). During your normal activities two and a half pixelated hearts will light up on your shirt. Hey… you’re depressed and in need of a recharge. But get within hugging distance of your significant other wearing the matching shirt and suddenly the hearts on both of your shirts start to light up until you’re fully powered up. Go too far astray from the source of your affections and you’ll drop back down to two and a half hearts again. Got it?

Link: Heart up Valentine Shirt

Yummy Link: Mommy Spit

Knickers under it, yes or no? What do you think?

What are ye starin’ at, ye wee girl?! This be no skirt, this be a Utilikilt! Fashioned after the traditional garb of the Celtic warrior. Now of course ye know, William Wallace has ne’er worn a kilt - they weren’t invented until Willie had been stone dead for nearly four-hundred years, but they’re still all about freedom! Edited by RGS, see comment!

Made from a poly-cotton blend so it’s durable and yet soft. It’s got lots of pockets for your crap, so you can carry a cellphone, or screwdrivers, or a beer should the need arise. Big riveted snaps keep everything safe and secure, including your manhood.

Link: Sexy Geek Kilt

Movie Gadget Link: Cute Micro Home Theater System