For all the Uberparents out there.

Controlling the cries of an inconsolable baby is one of the first true tests any parent goes through. It’s one of those things that will keep you up all night regardless of which sleep medication you prefer. Sure, you have to be to work at sunrise, but they don’t know that! All they know is that they are NOT happy! And while putting in Episode IV may work when you’re upset, children are an entirely different monster (think more Godzilla, rather than Sloth).

The Why Cry Baby Analyzer is the baby monitor of your dreams! Its advanced frequency analysis technology only needs 20 seconds to let you know why your child is screaming to the heavens. Whether your baby is Stressed, Sleepy, Annoyed, Bored or Hungry, this device will identify it on its LCD screen. In addition to being very portable (adjustable velcro strap for easy attachment), it comes equipped with a symptoms chart and guide with tips on how to properly stimulate your child’s development. Not to mention being your ticket to some peace and quiet!

Now get a good night’s sleep. 3:00 a.m. comes early.

More info: Why Cry Baby Analyzer

- Baby wants to look fancy

Wondering if I could attach the portable microwave somehow.

This vest is like a solar power station to keep your cell phone, portable media player, notebook computer, digital camera, and other portable electronics fully powered while you are working outdoors. This "fashion-tech" canvas vest is the perfect field accessory for photographers, archeologists, investigators, geologists, and anyone else constantly working outdoors.

The CVFR-S09 Solar Vest is designed for your comfort and convenience. It comes with big storage pockets for holding tools or camera equipment and includes a battery pack + cables and connectors for all of today’s popular portable electronics. The vest’s canvas is soft but durable and the stitching is second to none. The vest’s 4 solar panels are laminated to be truly weatherproof, so you don’t have to change this vest just because the weather is bad. You can also detach the solar panels and place them in sunlight while you are working inside a cave or shaded terrain.

So how do you use it? Well, just because it’s high tech and super hip doesn’t mean it’s difficult to use. While you walk outside, the four solar panels on the back of the vest absorb solar energy and store it in a high-capacity battery located in the front left pocket. When your cell phone or other gadget needs power, just plug it into the battery and let it charge. Simple as that!

The CVFR-S09 is a must have item for the next time you hike, travel cross country, backpack, or go cruising for chicks. This item is in stock and available for single quantity or bulk orders, so grab one for yourself today or purchase five to resell on your internet storefront.

More info: Solar Vest

- Neglected Movie Gem: Rapid Dogs

J-List is a peaceful island of Japanese pop culture for you

Just in case you think there is not enough bacteria in the world.

With the Bacteria Growth Science Kit, your kids will not only learn how to grow bacteria, but they’ll learn how to experiment on the microscopic monsters. Maybe they’ll test how temperature affects bacteria growth – or maybe UV light or antibiotics. Maybe they’ll decide not to experiment and just learn about how bacteria get busy with their bad selves. Whichever path they choose, the Bacteria Growth Science Kit will lead them towards knowledge. Because knowledge is power – even if it’s knowledge about stinky bacteria.

More info: Grow your own Bacteria Kit

- SciFi Speedcar Displas

It’s like a MiniMe iPhone screen but bigger.

Looking for that extra bit of screen real estate to get you through the busy workday? Referring to notes while writing an e-mail, checking info in a spreadsheet while entering data into a web page, keeping an eye on your to-do list while browsing YouTube… it’s handy to have additional monitor space at the ready. Problem is an entire secondary monitor comes with its own needs like requiring a separate power cord or perhaps an additional video card.

The Mimo Mini USB Monitor changes this equation completely by offering a low-maintenance relationship between you and an extra display. A single USB connection from your computer gets you an instant high-resolution secondary display. This awesome display is perfect for your IM client, widgets, PC gaming tools, your email, a spreadsheet, your PhotoShop tools, or even video! Not only do these displays enhance productivity, they look great! The single USB connection, combined with a weight of only 1.3 pounds, means the Mimo monitor is ultra portable and cost-effective, as no expensive extra video cards are required.

More info: Mini USB Monitor

- Books for a Buck

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Tron Guy how made it on the Random Good Stuff list of 8 reasons why women stay single has to sell his Tron Plane due la CRISIS.

I am Jay Maynard, the Tron Guy. I bought this airplane new from AMD on June 12, 2008. It’s a fully equipped Zodiac XLi, the last CH601XLi built before AMD switched to the CH650LSi. This is not an experimental aircraft, unlike most Zodiacs flying, but a factory-built SLSA.

It’s loaded to the gills with a full IFR panel, including a Garmin GNS430W nav/comm/GPS, a Garmin GTX330 mode S transponder, a Garmin SL40 backup comm radio, a Garmin GMA340 audio panel, and a TruTrak Digiflight IIVSG two-axis autopilot with GPS steering and vertical speed select. There’s a mount for a Garmin GPS496 on the center console, and the unit is wired in to aircraft power and audio panel. It’s fully certified and legal to fly IFR.

The airframe has nearly every option AMD offers, including a leather interior, Temperfoam seating, canopy cover, parking brake, wheel pants, electric aileron trim, dual trim controls, fuel flow meter, Koger sun shade, tow bar, and a Tanis heater system for the O-200 engine.

I designed the paint to match my TRON costume, without going completely overboard. The green color is a direct match for the color of the costume, done specially by AMD’s paint supplier. It’s unusual, but everyone who sees it loves it. The airplane turns heads everywhere it goes. The same goes for the interior, which I designed – and it’s never been smoked in. (My preflight passenger briefing includes the sentence "If you smoke in my airplane, I’ll assume you’re on fire and take appropriate measures.")

Auction Link: Tron Guy Airplane Auction

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- Strange Hostels from Around the World

This is the future. It finally has arrived into your bathroom.

Touch-N-Brush Toothpaste hands-free dispenser prevents waste by dispensing the perfect amount of toothpaste every time. Say goodbye to sticky, messy sinks and counters. A touch of the pump dispenses a perfect strip of fresh toothpaste on your brush. Holds any size toothpaste tube, and is easy to use, install and refill. Vacuum technology forces out every last drop of toothpaste. Suctions to smooth surfaces. Includes electric toothbrush.

More info: Electronic Toothpaste Dispenser

- Bargains make me go squeezy

Makes the world a cleaner place. Vacuum backpack strapped on your back, hiking shoes on and off we go from electronic plug to electronic plug. Hostels should give vacuum backpackers a rebate …. spiffy clean hostels. Yes!

Ergonomic backpack vacuum moves with you so you don’t have to drag a heavy upright vacuum around the house. Cleans any surface from carpet to tile to stone or hardwood floors. Powerful suction to tackle even the toughest jobs including broken glass, confetti, nuts and bolts, pet hair and more. Features adjustable, padded backpack straps for added comfort. Includes a HEPA filter to remove 99.9% of all dust, telescoping wand, easy reach attachments, 26 ft. power cord, reusable collection bag and six disposable bags. Also converts into a high-powered blower.

More info: Vacuum Backpack

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