As in muscle tension. You probably have seen one of the those Dry Jet Massagers while shopping at the mall and wondering who the hell would shell out money to make a fool out of yourself in front of other poeple. Now you can own your own and you won’t believe the price. One tip though: it’s the deluxe edition.

Used at five-star resort spas, this device provides a full-body water jet massage without getting you wet, and uses aromatherapy, relaxing audio, and video to soothe your tactile, olfactory, auditory, and optical senses. While your head rests comfortably on a headrest outside of the unit, 28 nozzles inside the canopy deliver precise, invigorating streams of water that replicate the principles of shiatsu, or "finger pressure" massage, as they strike the pliable polymer sheet that provides a waterproof barrier between you and the nozzles (allowing use while completely clothed).

Controlled by 28 microprocessors, the pulsating water jets relieve sore muscles and joints from your shoulders to your ankles, faithfully recreating the deep-penetrating percussion techniques favored by professional massage therapists. You can adjust the water pressure, temperature (75 to 105 F), and pulse intervals (2 to 10 cycles per second), and program the device to concentrate on specific muscle groups with a touch of the LCD control panel. The sloping headrest has a massage-table style face opening that allows you to lie prone and watch the integrated 7" LCD screen with DVD player in comfort.

You can connect an iPod® or CD player and listen to your music of choice via the included headphones from Bose®. Incorporating the 6,000 year old practice of aromatherapy, the unit has an integrated aroma diffuser that releases subtle scents from essential oils that can enhance your mood and promote relaxation. The device does not require special installation or plumbing; simply fill the reservoir with 20 gallons of distilled water and plug it into an AC outlet.

More info: The Dry Water Jet Massager And Sensory Soother

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Clever little designer clock for just $22 bucks. Hm .. I would pick the color of one of those clocks based on what color iPhone I get (still waiting to get one … getting really frustrated).

Rock around the clock with this clever timepiece that looks like a modern combination of a kitchen timer and a measuring tape. This little round clock has a thin red dial that stays in place while the numbers rotate to display the time in 15-minute increments.

Link: Around the Timer Clock

Toy: The stinky board game

OhGizmo, Ubergizmo and Newlaunches all already blogged about but RGS is telling you where you can finally buy it.

It’s a classic game concept with a modern twist from Bandai! The Aqua Drop maze game uses super water-repellant coating to make regular water group together like a semi-solid. Gather the pieces together, slide them around, and try to get them into their holes. It’s harder than it seems!

• Colors: Orange (easy), gray (moderate), blue (difficult), or yellow (hard)
• Uses regular water
• Dropper included

More info and buy it here: Aqua Drop maze game

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Say it with "Once upon a wall ENJOY". Would also look great over the toilet, sigh***!

Once Upon A Wall is removable vinyl lettering. Appears to be hand-painted. Easy to apply and easy to remove, with no mess! Enjoy our beautiful removable vinyl for every room and every person in your home. Offered in a variety of themes such as inspirational, bedroom, kitchen, bath, baby, kids, and teen.

More info: Happy Valentine’s Day Gift (If you want a divorce)

DIY: Make your own portable dry ice

Bring out the adult edition and I will buy it. But what smells should the grown up version contains. Feel free to post ideas !

Whose nose knows best? A mischievous skunk is on the loose and it’s up to you to smell your way through Odorville to stop his Smellorator from stinking up the town! Travel the board, landing on "smell spots." Pull a card and guess the smell! Will it be peppermint, burnt rubber, apple pie, cut grass, or the dreaded doggie doo doo?!

Link: Smelly Board Game

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More stuff you shouldn’t bring with you to the airport.

A wise man once said that when a person is gripped by the unknown, the scary or the inexplicable, the kneejerk reaction is to laugh, which may go some way to explaining why some nut came up with the Terrorist Teapot, a dichotomy if ever there was one. Whilst their actions are deplorable, it’s important that we laugh at the idiots themselves for being such nut jobs.

So if you like your tea aggressively strong, then grasp this little tearaway with his menacing eyes and silly balaclava tea cosy and tuck into a pile of biscuits and top cuppa - it’s not big, and it’s not clever, we say make tea not war!

Link: Dangerous Cup of Tea

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Ok, we got now pantyhose for men, men lingerie and the most manly out of all these the man handbag. I wonder how the reaction would be when you get your ID out of your man handbag at airport security.

The basic product is the Koffski set. It comprises a bag, wallet and V piece. The V piece allows the Koffski to be worn casually on the belt, as well as being the piece that connects it to the shoulder holster or shoulder strap if required. One can use the V piece to protect the Koffski against pilfering in a few easy steps.

Link: Manly Handbag might get you in serious Trouble

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