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Wax Much? Shirt

RGS — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 17:43:52 +0000

I watched the movie Sex And The City last week. Can a movie be more stupid and boring. It did have some funny parts but the writer managed to mess up almost every funny situation with not too clever dialogue.

Well, one good thing from watching the movie was that it inspired me to come up with above shirt. And now this Wax Much Shirt makes me think of the Bushy Anita Costume. Which freaked out even my dog.

If you decide to but that shirt you will get $3 off with this code: PIRATEDAYTEE until Saturday.

Link: Wax Much? T-Shirt (if you are a Zazzle member feel free to give stars)

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Strip Tea

RGS — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 15:34:26 +0000

Daaaarling! Is it five yet?

A hot bath – just you and Jen? A dream which comes true at last. Relax with a cup of tea in the bosom of 5 sexy strippers.
Make it real: let’s TeaParty!

More info: Strip Tea

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NSFW: DIY Porno DVD Covers

RGS — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 13:53:18 +0000

To start an office rumor or two.

Our personalized prank porn DVD case is the ultimate prank! Get back at your friends, family and co-workers with a completely realistic and personalized porno package. Leave it lying around your buddy’s house. Bring one into work. The next time your at a party, show off what you just happened to find at the video store. Add their name to the front and back of each case as well as a feature photo to add that extra punch of humility!

More info: Personalized prank porn DVD cases

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Just in case you ever date a pig

RGS — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 09:06:07 +0000

You just never know whom you meet out there in crazy dating world. Better memorize these moves.

Video Link: How To Arouse A Pig

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WTF: Down for the Count (BJ) Halloween Costume

RGS — Fri, 29 May 2009 19:18:36 +0000

Perfect way to cheat on your wife or girlfriend. First wear this ridiculous costume and after the first shock replace the doll with a real person. Voilà!

Our hilarious Down For The Count Costume features a vampire cape, shirt with attached vest, nude pants with dropped trousers and removable inflatable date with lingerie. This thing is an absolute showstopper!

More info: Down for the Count Halloween Costume

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How to Prevent Camel Toes?

RGS — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 09:51:50 +0000

And yes. Men! Prevent your camel toes too. I like especially “Our lips are sealed”!

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc). It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past. As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush. And though Camel Toe may be a hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it!

The "Cuchini."

Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area.
Keeps undergarments clean.
Can be used with or without underwear.

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More info: Camel Toe Preventer

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Sex Panther – Growl!

RGS — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:57:57 +0000

Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

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WTF Fetish Gadget – I Guess!

Sat, 03 Jan 2009 15:22:12 +0000

Ok … please take a wild guess what this is which is available at Amazon! Head down and leave a comment before you read one of the review I found on the site. Too bad that Christmas is over – it always seems that I find the best presents right after.

I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem. With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I’d been shamed. I’ve just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body.

An other review fills in with more information:

I have been having issues with my nipples for years so I figured I would give this product a try. I found that it worked great for a couple of weeks and then it became extremely difficult to continue use. The rash and irritation became too much to tolerate. It is just easier to buy a set of jumper cables and a battery charger. Trust that works much better!

But an other review finally explains what it really is:

Okay you pervies – it’s a plumbing device for removing the bits of pipes that connect 2 pipes, particularly of different sizes. too funny!!

More information: WTF Fetish Gadget

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This Sexy Shopping Bag might put you in Jail

Sat, 27 Dec 2008 15:52:04 +0000

Watch you where you walk around with these upersexy shopping bag. Your shopping spree might send you right to jail depending on where you live.

Source: Condomi

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