Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

- Movie Twitters

Ok … please take a wild guess what this is which is available at Amazon! Head down and leave a comment before you read one of the review I found on the site. Too bad that Christmas is over – it always seems that I find the best presents right after.

I grew up without nipples. I knew that one day, they would descend, and that would be the day when I could proudly call myself a woman. But I was growing worried. By the time I was 17, I still had no nipples. At 21, I was beginning to panic. When I turned 27, I finally found these nipple extractors, and they saved my self-esteem. With two simple twists of the wrist, I flowered. Now I could proudly disrobe at the local topless beach, where before I’d been shamed. I’ve just been debating whether or not I should attempt to locate superfluous nipples elsewhere on my body.

An other review fills in with more information:

I have been having issues with my nipples for years so I figured I would give this product a try. I found that it worked great for a couple of weeks and then it became extremely difficult to continue use. The rash and irritation became too much to tolerate. It is just easier to buy a set of jumper cables and a battery charger. Trust that works much better!

But an other review finally explains what it really is:

Okay you pervies – it’s a plumbing device for removing the bits of pipes that connect 2 pipes, particularly of different sizes. too funny!!

More information: WTF Fetish Gadget

- Best Monologues

Watch you where you walk around with these upersexy shopping bag. Your shopping spree might send you right to jail depending on where you live.

Source: Condomi

- Super Hot Deals

Even I have to say WTF at this? What are her super powers? You tell me!

Straight from the eroge "Chou no Yume" by Cyberworks comes this highly anticipated figure of Chouko. Part of the Giga Pulse figure collection, this PVC figure has all the "trimmings" you’d want in a hentai figure – Chouko strapped with Japanese style rope bondage bent down on all fours and her legs spread wide, helpless to to hide her more tender body parts from peering eyes!

The figure can be placed on all fours or on her back as you please and features fully cast offable clothing, with "extras" where you can insert for "added" effect. Fully painted, with wonderful detail and excellent craftsmanship that make the figure come alive. An individual Special Edition figure purchase for Chouko that includes a dog figure, allowing you to make some of the more "unusual" daiorama’s around.

More info: Doggy Style Action Figure

- Don’t be a dog! Shop here!

This kind of freaks me out – I would constantly try pinching my pixel maid with my fingers.

Finally out on the market, Cyber Figure Alice is the world’s first true Augmented Reality consumer product, and it’s incredible! Using the software, included props, and a web cam, you can interact physically with a digital maid character! Alice has a real personality and responds to your touch and loves receiving gifts from you. She’ll even take off/change clothes when you’d like her too.

More info: Cyber Maid on a Code Cube

- HUUUUUUGE Gift Guide

Ok – Ok! I can hear you but what is your f*cking point? Hungry, in pain, horny or just plain brainless?

Video Link: Dog doing the Spasms

- Star Wars Clone out now on DVD

Now you just have to figure out that the camera starts taping once it gets opened and come up with something good to explain all the bottons on top of the belt.

Perfect for personal investigations, secret surveillance, and other covert activities, this is a spy camera that no one will ever expect and definitely not be on the lookout for. Featuring high quality 3GP format recording, the ability to take up to 2GB TF (micro SD) cards for hours of recordings, easy one touch recording start and stop, a battery that lasts up to 3 hours for uninterrupted use, and even a smart and classy faux leather and metal design that will match almost any clothes you wear it with, this is a spy DVR straight from the pages of James Bond!

More info: Spy Belt Camer

- DVD so cheap you are going to saw WOW!