Ok - no peeking. Take close look at the image above and guess what this is. You will never guess it. Feel free to jump towards the end to leave a comment.

At first glance it looks super gross but believe - you will like it and even will suck on the tube if you are an alcoholic like me.

OK - it’s whine bra:

WTF?

This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special boob-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill with wine or any other beverage you fancy and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack’s adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this girls’ nights out will never be the same again.

Link: Ladies Night Out Wine Bra

Movie Quiz Link: Which Lebowski Are You?

Pretty sick stuff, he! But once you get over the genital/sexual nature of this game - it’s kind of fun. If you easily get offended I recommend not playing it.

Play Cunt Now

Game Credits: Komix Games (They will happy to answer any questions you have regarding this game )

In what church can I find those?

Get inspirations for you next sins while you pray.

Source: Gothic Works

RGS Link: Fun and Random Videos

Press down on the trunk and a cigarette is dispensed out of the elephant’s butt!

Hmm - fill them with chocolate cigarettes for some additional extra fun.

The next time someone asks to bum a cigarette from you, hand ’em one of these hilarious cigarette dispensers! Each animal dispenser can hold up to 24 cigarettes, but the best part of these cigarette dispensers is that the cigarettes come out of the animal’s butt!

Link: Animal Butt Cigarette Dispensers

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Good for hiding porn and stuff.

Hide sensitive data CD’s and DVD’s (containing finances, passwords, etc.) in this slimline hard plastic case that features a 3-digit combination lock. Slides into standard DVD rack or shelf for invisibility. Holds 6 discs and 16 memory cards.

Link: Secure your porno

Summer Link: Best Ice Cream Maker

J-List is a peaceful island of Japanese pop culture for you

Update:

I just got back from the daily morning iPhone walking routine. So it turns out that the Movistar in Plaza de la Ayuntamiento (Valencia) “which is their flag ship store here) took handwritten preorders for the iPhone way before the launch date. No comment on how long that list is and when I can expect to buy one as a non privileged “possible” new costumer.

And they only sold the iPhone to walk-in costumers on the first day - so they don’t miss out on the photo op to build a line infront of the store for the press.

According the the website there are several stores listed from there you can buy the iPhone. Which is not correct. I am assuming that all incoming iPhone stock is going straight to the flag ship to work off that list.

Nice going Movistar!

At least here in Valencia!

Most of you readers probably already know that I am super excited for the new iPhone. Since the launch on Friday, I’ve wasted about 15 hours running around, trying to get my hands on one.

They haven’t been able to say when they would be in stock, which I totally understand, but it turns out that not everyone who walks into a Movistar store is the same.

I just got back from yet another visit to the Movistar Store - my third today. Mike went inside because I was too embarrassed to ask the same lady again. While standing outside, I of course pressed my nose against the window to see if there are any iPhones going over the counter … EEEKK .. YES - there was a young dude and his parents buying one. YES!

Mike comes out telling me that they have iPhones but they’re first going to people on a reservation list! WTF? What reservation list? Again, WTF?

I’ve gone 10 times to that same store and they never mentioned anything about reservations. Especially on the launch day. They told us that we probably not getting one today because they had only 6 left and there were at least 15 people in front of us willing to buy one. They told us to come back on Monday, so we left. Again, no mention of a reservation list. And during none of the other times I went and talked to the same lady, did she ever say anything the possibility of reserving an iPhone.

Now I am wondering who those people on that list are. How did they get on it? Am I not good enough for Movistar? You would think if the iPhone is in stock, it’s on a first come first serve basis.

Well, Mike asked if he could reserve iPhones now. Answer: Nope, not today!

I’m not sure if I’ll be able to contain myself tomorrow. ARG!

Better than this Faildog?

Link: Hot Dog - Faildog

Future Link: Scream into a pillow 2.0