Spiders make very curious webs when given recreational drugs. NSFW

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The good people at Hormel have created a neat little guide to Halloween treats made with pepperoni. Candy is totally over-rated, what kids really want is…MEAT!

This pepperoni Frankenstein will scare the pants off any vegan coming to your door. I wonder if the angry villagers will come for him with toothpicks instead of rakes and torches?

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This guy was so excited about the new Michael Jackson song posted on RGS yesterday that he took to the streets in celebration.

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Even evil supervillains are feeling the pain of the sub-prime mortgage crisis.

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“for GOD so loved the world…he gave us Monster Trucks.”

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A how-to for all you squares

From thingsmagazine.net, here’s some extracts from Survival in the City, by Anthony Greenbank, 1974, including this graphic on how to execute the soul-brother handshake (and presumably not get that ass capped by the big bad mofo in the daishiki and the leather piece).

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I love scooters, remember this post. An I am in the market for a new scooter. I am not really after a small 50cc which would be the easy option because I do not need a special license to ride one. So I am thinking of going for a bigger one like a 150 or 250cc. My dream scooter would be a Vespa GTS250ie but it is about $6000 over my budget and I could get a bike with the same features for about $4000. So I am thinking of settling on a Piaggio Fly 125. But then I came across the MP3 250. This is is also $6000 over budget but it looks so cool, and I am considering getting it. What do you guys think of it? It is described as:

Outrageously grippy from the two wheel front end, with a fuel injected 250cc engine and self centering feature when at a stop. Based on the successful X8 styled scooter, the new Mp3 is a true standout for its innovative design, unparalleled stability and road holding capabilities

It is not released for another month here in Australia, and am very impatient, so I may just go for my original plan, but I guess I still gotta get a license so who knows. Posted by . r o s s .