
Listening to this sound while stuck in that on a boat for a week would drive me insane. It has similar effects like the sound of someone running finger nails on a chalk board to me. Horror! I get goose bumps and have a slight urge to puke! Do you …
There lazy dog owners and there super lazy dog owners. If you start thinking about building one of those barrels to walk out your poodle this way you belong the second category of dog owners. But truth is, what to do with your Husky during the summer time when there …
Now – to be the guy who faints when tickled is not a too cool thing to be. The constant getting tickled until fainted. Now I’m going to collect videos of people while farting, over eating, dancing or just sitting in the sun thinking of Hello Kitty. I wonder what …
Circle me little sheep, run and run around me until I’m dizzy and puke out of the car window. Hold it’s not a sheep tornado! It’s more like sheep cyclone! What damage it will bring you better fun into your panik/shelter room and protect you from the that furry force. …
Good thing that baby goats are not on the menu for this well behaved doggy. He is just representing a feeding machine with strapped on milk bottles for baby goats. Look how excited these goatses get when they see that bottle. Suck, slurp and suck some more. Hope that dogs …
Who many decisions are being made by flipping a coin? Tons? Millions? Should we buy this house, adopt this child or just more simple what to have for lunch. Now with the coin flipping belly dance making decisions are much much easier. Just ask this nice lady to live with …
Many more weird addictions
I have to admit I also smelled my daddy’s gasoline when younger and I loved the smell but it never transformed into this horrible brain damaging addiction. Which I have to admit I’m very happy about it. Just imaganing to wake up and the first thing I …
To get called a stupid cow is neither nice or flattering. Have I used the term, especially driving a car. Yes, many times and I assume you have too. But are cows really that stupid? They have been bread to be slow and super meaty and milky food resources. No …
Ever got whipped by some measuring tape? No? Well you can now go to this modern exhibit of fine handy craft art.
Rows of motorised measuring tapes record the amount of time that visitors stay in the installation. As a computerised tracking system detects the presence of a person, the closest …
Honey I’m out with my buddies to catch some Penis Fish. No, that is not a line out the movie “Brokeback Mountain” or similar. Not really sure if you can call that a fish. To me it looks more like a penis maggot or penis alien but ok fine if …
Everyone should have different opinions on how to raise a child, what’s all ok in one family is a big NO NO in others. Even worse is when befriended couple with kids is criticizing the other couple on how they raise their children. This equals WAR! Now this dad plays …
Forget the Oscars! The Criticker users have decided! Drum roll please. Criticker just announce the top 20 and 10 worst movies of 2011! Hollywood cant hide behind Criticker user, they are crucial and right on. And no money on earth will make a Criticker user rank a movie any other …
Tape is awesome. Tape is sticky, smelly, clear and can safe you life. We know it can make art but Max Zorn takes it even further and turns urban light sources into little spots of art. Loving it and it’s not as aggressive as spraying walls. Even though I like …
Triple A ecological dishwasher. It only costs 1 monkey! Done ….. Some might say it’s animal slavery but the only thing I see being chained up are these pots. The monkey is free to leave at any time. And it looks like it’s even getting a kick out of it. …
This magical substance ( Ghostbuster Slime?) as you can see prevents you to get burned. Applied on your pure skin with a pointed fire torch you won’t get harmed. What does this mean for us humans? I will be taking a bucket of that stuff with me anywhere I go. …