Here’s how a “bacon alarm clock” works: At night prior to bed time, you put a piece of frozen bacon into this alarm clock made of wood. 10 minutes before your wake-up time, it cooks your delicious bacon.
Immediately upon waking up, you eat the bacon! Friggin genius. Nevermind that the fire-hazard clock is made of wood. Also, Don’t forget to empty the grease pan daily. Delicious.
-HENRY
Bacon Alarm Clock [Hat Tip: Shiny Shiny]
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