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Champagne Parachute
Price: $7.60
Let's Party!
How come no-one thought of this blisteringly good idea before?? Simply attach the lunar module to your bottle of bubbly (ok not actually a lunar module, but there's a kind of similarity, you know, after you've had a few, quite a few.) Once attached, then make like a lottery winner cum formula one driver and shake it up, firing your cork into the air*. Then instead of the cork careering off the ceiling at high speed, everyone ducking like mad and someone getting tonked on the head, a parachute opens, and your cork comes drifting down to earth - excellent, and you can use it again and again.
*This of course won't work if your ceiling is only just above head height, you'll just get a hefty dent in the ceiling and probably break something. Please read the instructions carefully.
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