USB Poler Dancer

Categories: Gadgets Geeky Fun / Prank

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Price: $53.91

Product Description: Is that sexy?

Additional Information: When an enormous political figure like Tory MP Anne Widdecombe describes something as “cheap and tawdry” and people who belong in the WI call it“demeaning to women”, you’ve just got to check it out, haven’t you?

When a well known department store found this cute little poledancer too hot for their complaints department—the outraged citizens of middle England (aka, Anne W) started getting high blood pressure over it and the store were forced to withdraw their stock. I mean, it’s outrageous, isn’t it? It could lead to…well…all sorts of things.

This flirtatious, gyrating, portable, 8-inch, bikini-clad blonde poledancer brings a smile and some festive cheer to both the home and office with her cheeky dance routine. She’s lit up as though she was in a proper club. Apparently. You can even plug her into your PC audio outlet and she’ll dance to your own MP3s and other downloads.
And of course, you don’t have to throw any money. Which is what can happen. Apparently. (We sent the research department out yesterday to ask around, and they haven’t come back yet.)

So whether you just want to raise a smile and a giggle in the office or at home, or you actively plan to bring the whole of western civilisation crashing down, get yourself one of these endearing little poppets and let her groove away to your favourite tunes, you dangerous subversive, you!