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Super Horny Turtle

RGS — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:15:21 +0000

Watch out for this turtle it will hump any and or everything which comes it way.

Sex Panther – Growl!

RGS — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 18:57:57 +0000

Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

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Fly Shaped Earbuds

Thu, 27 Nov 2008 15:08:05 +0000

Bzzzzzzzz! Cuz just white ones are boring! Note on the side: Am I the only one who hates the new earbuds which came with the iPhone 3G?

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have flies crawling out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Fly Earbuds

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