Watch out for King Kong Kitty!!!

This brilliantly playful cardboard kit looks like a series of skyscrapers. So when your cat does what comes naturally and uses it as a scratching post, they look like they’re attacking a giant city block. Graaar!

Complete with little helicopter toy, it’ll give you hours of amusement while your cat scratches away, completely oblivious. Made from recyclable cardboard it’s an expendable way of dealing with your cat’s natural urge to scratch – saving all of your other furniture from Cat Kong’s clutches.

More info: Cats Attack Skyscraper

- Make your cat happy here for only 1 Dollar

Can’t believe that our doggy turns 9 next month – she is turning into an old lady and the sad thing is, French Bulldog don’t get much older than 12! I think she deserves one of those pup-pies on her big day. Especially after that Trans-Atlantic – after Mike got her out of the box and she was covered in her own puke.

Made one at a time with all-natural ingredients, the Original Pup-PIE Kit is magnificently mouth-watering to your dog. All Pup-PIEs are soft baked, free of wheat, soy, and corn, and topped with tempting, healthy goodies like freeze-dried fruit, nuts, and veggies. About 10 slices per pie . Baked with natural, human-grade ingredients . Organic grains and flours . No additives, dyes, or fillers.

More info: Dog Birthday Cakes

- Random Dog Stuff

Watch out for this turtle it will hump any and or everything which comes it way.

Video: Horny as Fuck

- These prices make you go horny

Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

- Movie Twitters

Bzzzzzzzz! Cuz just white ones are boring! Note on the side: Am I the only one who hates the new earbuds which came with the iPhone 3G?

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have flies crawling out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Fly Earbuds

- Hans Guitar Solo Shirt