Are you hired in your office to be the official paper shredder? Hate you job and think it’s boring? In that case you should get yourself one of paper shredding giggle babies as seen as in the video above. Be careful though not get get caught, otherwise you might get charged with child labor charges. Got thing is that they just recently come out with breast milk ice cream. The perfect treat for paper shredding babies.

Video Link: Paper Shredding Giggle Baby

- 1 Dollar Baby Fashion

Feeding Koi doesn’t take long and as you can see is very entertaining. Can these Koi difference fish food from a tossed in baby? Probably not – so not baby tossing in Koi ponds or baby is gone and you are in jail for tossing it. And saying that you just wanted to teach swimming the hard way does not count. Only fish food goes into the Koi pond or you will go to jail for life. Judy sais!

Video Link: Feeding Koi

- Baby Fashion for only 1 Dollar

For the anal and statics horny parents out there.

PBA has a simple interface that makes tracking everything baby as easy as a few clicks of a button. Track nursing, bottles, pumping, diapers, sleep, medicine, temperature, and growth. PBA connects to your PC via the included USB cable so you can upload all your data to your computer or PBA Online and view all your data in chart, summary, or timeline form. Look at weekly charts to spot trends or get the general overview of baby’s activities. But that’s not all! The PBA has chime and vibration timers, a removable belt clip, and also works as a nightlight. Did we mention it can also track two babies if you won the genetic lottery? It totally can.

More info: PBA – Personal Baby Assistant

- Baby Fashion

Parents – you are laughing now. But this alien (it can’t be a human baby) is ready any second to crawl out of that belly to bite your heads off. I mean seriously, look at it. This can’t be normal – it totally freaks me out. And if it’s a real baby – get out or something, it’s obviously trying to tell you something or at least wants out. As you can see, I never have been pregnant and rather confused by this video. Maybe it is totally normal? You tell me!  

- $1 Baby Fashion

Cutest bathrobe I’ve ever seen!

Mom and dad are going to fall for this terry-ific sea-inspired robe – hook, line and little stinker!

After a refreshing bath time for baby, they’ll want to wrap their wiggly, wet one in something cozy, absorbent and cute. Baby Aspen’s Terry Shark Bathrobe is reel-y neat and oh, so fin!

More info: Baby Shark Bathrobe

- Hello Baby Phone

Problem is … every baby these days what smack those phone right against the wall, demanding one with a touch screen. Babies ain’t stupid!

The Hellophone is designed with your wee geek in mind. It’s durable, colorful, and has big friendly buttons that are easy for little fingers to press. This flip phone allows you to record voices, playback messages, and hear songs and sounds. Parents or other loved ones can record their voices so baby can hear them over and and over at the push of a button. After all, we have to train our wee geeks in the fine art of cell phone etiquette, why not start when they’re 18 months old? Just make sure they put the phone away while driving their Fisher Price red coupe.

More info: Hello Baby Phone

- Most Disgusting Halloween Mask

Fits on dogs and cast as well but that’s just my guess.

Babies gone wild! All babies deserve to feel adequate with a thick head of hair so give it to them. This designer Wig allows the Baby to feel confident, powerful, and downright comfortable in his or her own skin. The beautiful black curls are synthetic yet ever so fun to run your fingers or pacifier through. The Wig should fit babies up to 24 months old. Please enjoy your new found hair and stop that crying already!

More info: Baby Afro Wig

- Super Stinky Baby Stuff

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Welcome to the world my little friend.

- What is your favorite language?

Do they have wall holders for these speakers?

- DTM Racing

Wondering now if Seahorses are breastfeeding their babies. Hope not – otherwise Piranha mess awaits the you parents.

- King of the Castle