Instead of coffee with your greasy breakfast! WIN!

This soda was cleverly crafted to not only taste like bacon, but be something you would actually want to drink! (Unlike the other sodas.) And if you like the Man Bait Maple Bacon Lollipops, then you will love this soda! It?s a mad marriage of sugar and bacon. Cheers!Want to share with your bacon buddies? We bring you a meat soda: Bacon Soda! And you?re thinking, ?That?s just pure madness!? But no, it?s really not. It?s genius. Genius, we tell ya!

Buy it here: Bacon Soda

- The Bacon Online Store

Las week we went for our first long road trip since we have been on Sicily. We went to the fantastic town of Syracuse stayed over night and then went to the baroque gem Noto. We only have been gone out of Palermo for 36 hours but the amount of things we saw ( and ate ) was incredible. And while exploring Syracuse we noticed these crafted chocolate tools in a window display and thought we have to share this with you. YUMM!

More info: Sicily Blog

- Bacon Chocolate

Yes, I have a similar reaction every time someone is waving a beer can in front of my nose. Why? I don’t know but my guess is that I love beer. Just I drink wine and stuff but I LOVE beer. Beer makes me happy, drunk and gives me a belly. Ha! You guessed it I’m German. Well, now here is question. I wonder which I drank most so far in my life Beer or Wine. Scratch, scratch and cheers, PROST or whatever.

Video Link: Baby Beer Freak-Out

- Baby Shopping for 1 Dollar

Hmm! Bacon on ears!

These "tasteful" earrings will make your whole day delicious. Handmade from crafted glass and mounted on surgical steel wire, the bacon and egg pendants are sure to make your friends and coworkers drool. Wear either pair à la carte, or mix them up for the perfect breakfast combo. Handmade in the USA.

More info: Bacon Jewelry

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We know that tastes are different and every person prefers something else. I’m tempted by the bacon flavored toothpaste but cupcake (eeeks) or even worse pickle makes me want to throw up or something. What about Donkey Sweat, Nipple Twist or Pussy Pussy flavored toothpaste? Hmmm – now brushing your teeth will be so much fun you want to brush them 15 times a day. Click on the the images to to get to the page where you can purchase them.

If oddly flavored tooth paste is not fixing your tooth problems you may consider seeing a the best orthodontist in San Diego for professional help.

- Toothbrush Bathroom Garden

Strange collection of weird iPhone 4 cases. Be warned if you are hungry you will bite into them they look so real.

Yes! That really is an iPhone cover! If you are sick of looking at the regular plain iPhone cases, this might just be what you are looking for. Don’t worry, it’s not actually food although it may look like it! Even one piece of rice looks extremely realistic, your iPhone might start looking like your favorite dish. Who would have ever thought of making your iPhone looking like food?

More info: Bacon and Egg iPhone Case

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How does it sound to you? Yumm or Puke?

The newest flavor from Vosges, the inimitable Mo’s Chocolate and Bacon Candy Bar, combines smoky bacon and sweet milk chocolate. Vosges creator Katrina explains the origins of this unique combination: "Crisp, buttery, compulsively irresistible bacon and milk chocolate combination has long been a favorite of mine. I started playing with this combination at the tender age of six while eating chocolate chip pancakes drenched in maple syrup. Beside my chocolate-laden cakes laid three strips of fried bacon, just barely touching a sweet pool of maple syrup. Just a bite of the bacon was too salty and yearned for the sweet kiss of chocolate syrup.

More info: Bacon Chocolate available here: USA and UK

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Vegetarian and Kosher – Oh boy, what a treat!

Bacon POP combines the comfort and flavor of yester-year food with the convenience of today’s microwave. Because in 5 minutes or less you’ll be enjoying  a savory, delicious mix of bacon, butter and premium popcorn that’s designed for maximum eatability and anytime snacking. How’s that for convenience?

Some offices actually ask employees not to heat up popcorn in the company microwave because of it’s enticing and alluring smell.  Now multiply that by the power of bacon and you’ll be driving everyone up the wall with BaconPOP.  Enjoy eating your BaconPOP as you watch your co-workers be resuscitated from choking on their own.

More info: Bacon Pop

- Not a real smoking pipe

Mouthwatering juicy bacon!

Baconnaise

Believe it or not, Baconnaise is suitable for vegetarians, especially all you pretend ones who secretly crave the unmistakable taste of shredded piggy flesh without the bacon guilt. It’s also kosher. How come? Well despite its incredibly realistic taste, it doesn’t actually contain any bacon. Amazing!

More info: Baconnaise

Bacon Salt

Bacon Salt can also be used to make good food better. Just think of the possibilities. Sure strawberry ice cream tastes good. Strawberry ice cream with Bacon Salt TASTES GREAT! Enjoying some chocolate chip cookies with the family? Think about the smiles on the kids faces when they discover the extra secret ingredient of bacon salt!

More info: Bacon Salt

Gummy Bacon

Gummy Bacon is a great way to scare folks. Here’s how: take some out of the package when no one is looking, cover them in plastic wrap, and wait in your office kitchen. Then, when folks come in, take a strip out, lament how you just don’t have time to cook it, and then eat it anyways! They will be shocked, and you’ll enjoy the nice gummy taste of strawberry – it’s a win/win situation. Gummy Bacon is the only bacon we recommend eating raw – or in the raw (you don’t want grease to spatter on your delicate bits)!

Link: Gummy Bacon

Microwave Bacon Genie

Bacon Genie™ makes up to 12 strips of delicious, crispy bacon in the microwave in seconds! No more messy splatters from stovetop frying, or piles of paper towels to sop up the grease. Each piece hangs vertically while cooking to allow grease to drip into reservoir for easy dishwasher safe cleaning.

Buy it now: Bacon Genie

Bacon Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon! Is there anything bacon cant improve?

Link: Bacon Floss

Bacon Soap

It’s a sunny Sunday morning and you awake to the sweet smell of bacon wafting from the… bathroom?!? That’s right, we’ve captured the enticing aroma of frying bacon in a bar of soap!

Each marbled bar has the words Bacon Soap embossed on top and comes in a fancy 3.75 inch x 2.75 inch x .75 inch tin.

Wash your hands here: Bacon Soap

Saint Anthony, Patron Saint of Bacon

Saint Anthony will take your guilty after munching tons of bacon.

Info: Patron Saint of Bacon

Bacon Lip Balm

From a review:

I have children, so I felt obliged to at least make an effort to improve my diet and kick the bacon addiction. For weeks I was getting the cold sweats, insatiable cravings, I was keeping wadded up bacon in my pocket to sniff to try to ease my urges…. I seemed destined for failure.

Then a miracle happened… and I found this bacon flavored lip balm. It’s been a huge relief for me and my family to have this tool to aid in my rehabilitation, similar to my use of nicotine gum when I quit smoking. Thanks are due to the creators of this fine product for saving my life.

Control your bacon addictions with: Bacon Lip Balm

Never go without bacon ever again. Good for bribing as well. Hey dude, now seatbelt on!!!!

The zombies have fought long and hard, but the tide is seeming to finally turn. We will survive this invasion, this walking pestilence. We will, because we were smart enough to stock up on Tac Bac – Tactical Canned Bacon. Yes, we have been surviving on bacon.

More info:  Tactical Bacon

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