Thieves could you even give you a good tickle before they run off with your bag.

Weather any storm with this functional messenger bag that holds your open umbrella. Stay dry or shaded while keeping your hands free. Bag’s holder adapts to most compact umbrella styles (curved or straight handles) and adjustable sleeve keeps umbrella in place. Bag features main zipper, front zipper, side cell phone pocket and back pocket to store umbrella. Umbrella not included.

More info: Umbrella Messenger (Douche) Bag

- Early Bed Bug Detection System

Who would have ever guessed that there is a market for a plastic bag dryer? Will it dry douche bags as well?

Crafted from sustainably harvested birch and ash woods, our Countertop Bag Dryer makes it easy to dry and reuse plastic bags. Folds for storage.

A review:

I bought a bunch of snack taxi bags (they’re great too – check them out!) for my daughters lunches. They’re re-usable bags with cute designs on the outside and almost like tent material on the inside. I give them a quick hand-wash in the sink and hang them to dry on this great little dryer – it works out perfect! I used to go through the snack and sandwich sized baggies like mad, but between these two products I’ve definitely cut down on our plastic consumption and waste. An additional bonus is that because it’s so easy, it’s helped to motivate me to integrate more "green" practices into our home life and reduce our consumption and waste (yay!) When you’re not using the dryer the wooden ring lifts up, bringing the wooden dowels together to make a narrow, compact unit you can easily stuff in a drawer or corner. I love it!

Who would have every guessed! Link: Bag Dryer

- Sears Tower

Use these trash bags and you will be talk of the whole neighborhood. Hmm … boob trash bags, next!!! Or even better cojones trash bags.

Make the boring chore of taking out the trash more artistic. Now you can bring a little more happiness to your curb on trash day with our Novelty Goldfish Trash Bags.

A word of warning, Ginger (the fat tabby down the street) may become so mesmerized by the giant goldfish and spend hours trying to fish them from the bag! In the event that this should happen, shout "SHOO!" to remove the tabby from your curb… trust us it works every time!

Our Novelty Goldfish Trash Bags are made out of oxo-biodegradable plastic and are 100% biodegradable!

More info: Goldfish Trash Bags

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This is the greatest thing since the moon landing.

Turn your toaster into a grill with ToastIt Toaster Bags. Slide a sandwich into the non-toxic, non-stick bag and toss it in your toaster. Within minutes, you’ll have a perfectly toasted and delicious sandwich. Ham sammies, grilled cheese, paninis, pitas, garlic bread, pizza slices, and even bacon can be cooked in your toaster.
Each ToastIt Toaster Bag can be reused up to 50 times and you get two bags with each order. Heat resistant up to 500°F, ToastIt Toaster Bags can even be used on your indoor grill. Your toaster and grill will always remain clean when you use ToastIt Toaster Bags.

• Dimensions: 6.25" x 7.75"
• Includes 2 bags per order
• Each ToastIt Toaster Bag can be used up to 50 times
• Non-toxic, non-stick surface
• Dishwasher safe
• Heat resistant up to 500°F

More info: ToastIt Toaster Bags

- Mobile Baby Food Maker

Zipping right through security … yeah right!

Designed to meet requirements set by the U.S. Transportation Security Administration, this carry-on eliminates the hassle of removing your laptop from the bag and hastens airport security screening. The bag’s laptop compartment folds down, lies flat on the X-ray machine belt, and has a clear plastic window, providing security personnel with the same image quality as a laptop placed in a bin. Ideal for keeping travel items organized, the bag has 20 pockets, including a gusseted compartment with a file divider and nine pockets for storing laptop cords and peripherals.

Easily accessible pockets hold a boarding pass and a passport. A reusable clear, zippered bag holds allowable liquid and gel containers and dual cargo pockets stow metal objects and other items that need to be removed for screening.

More info: Airport Friendly Laptop Bag

- Travel Stuff

Shell out now and save big later. And your tastebuds will thank you too. There is nothing worse than stale potato chips. Yikes!

Simply slide the Bag Resealer along the edges of any plastic bag to get airtight seal in seconds. It locks in the freshness and favor without needing to buy extra storage bags. You can open and reseal the same food package over and over again, saving you money and the environment from plastic wastes. It has a magnetic base that keeps it handy on the refrigerator door.

More info: Tiny and Handy Plastic Bag Re-Sealer

- Superman Bathrobe (sexy)

With this sleeping bag you can camp out anywhere without being scared someone will harm you. Other bears might try to mate with you though! Hopefully you will have catastrophic health insurance if the worst actually happens.

Art by: Eiko Ishizawa

Watch you where you walk around with these upersexy shopping bag. Your shopping spree might send you right to jail depending on where you live.

Source: Condomi

- Super Hot Deals

Can you fill this bag not with hot water or not to give you extra warmth during the cold winter months?

Warm up your wardrobe with this truly unique bag made from a reclaimed hot water bottle used during the 1960s by the "Bundeswehr" (Germany’s Federal Defense Force). Tough and utilitarian, the body of this bag is made of recycled truck tarp, while the army water bottle serves as a flap. Features a clasp for closing, long adjustable strap and an interior pocket for a cellphone or small item. Handmade in Stuttgart, Germany.

More info: Hot Water Bottle Bag

- Thundercats – Brad Pitt, Hugh Jackman, and Vin Diesel!!! Watch the trailer here!

Throwing off point of views how men should be (henching Men in Tights) here the probably coolest man bag out there. A small keg would even fit. NICE!

The hit of the season`s, our drawstring tote is crafted with a contrast stitch to recreate a baseball. Man-made materials; poly/cotton lining. Tote is 12"H, two inside zip pockets.

More info: Super Cool Man Bag

- OMG! Mamma Mia! Is OUT!