Leave these kind of gimmicks! Just hang this soapy blood donation into your shower for ultimate cleanses.

Now you can bathe yourself in true horror movie style, and recreate your favourite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with our ultra realistic bag of blood shower gel.

Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented bags of blood shower gel – didn’t anyone tell you? So after a tough day battling against werewolves and the armies of undead zombies, what better way to freshen up before nipping out for a bite to eat down your local morgue, than a hot shower and a good scrub down with our cherry scented Blood Bath Shower Gel.

Order it here: Blood Bath Shower Gel (special rebate code: RGSTUFF for an extra 5%off)

- More bloody gifts

For super filthy people.

Once you get into the bath, the water isn’t so clear any more, is it? The Float Clear Bath Ball contains synthetics and natural charcoal to clean the bath water by absorbing the nasty stuff.

Drop the Float Clear into the bath, and watch as it absorbs the oil, dirt, and residue. Simply squeeze it out after, toss it in the washing machine, or wash in the sink before your next bath!

More info: Cute Bathtub Water Cleaner

- Your Favorite Musicals

This thing needs get on our terrace – doesn’t matter that it costs $20,000!

This soaking tub is patterned after Japanese ofuro in which a single person sits, relaxing in soothing hot water as part of a traditional, centuries-old daily bathing ritual designed to cleanse the body and calm the spirit. Favored by high-end spas and resorts, the soaking tub is individually handcrafted in the U.S. of 14-gauge, 304-grade stainless steel with 18% chromium composition for years of durability and simple maintenance, and it is tungsten inert gas (TIG)-welded for the smoothest seams possible.

Three non-slip steps with a handrail provide access to the tub and the rail extends around the rim of the tub. The seat sits 15" from the bottom of the hand-buffed 3" thick, double-walled metal tub, which warms quickly to a soothing temperature when filled with hot water. Eighteen air jets built into the seat and sides of the tub provide streams of water that massage and soothe muscles; the jet system has three settings, controlled with the touch of a button. Insulation within the walls retain heat, ensuring a comfortable soak.

More info: The Stainless Steel Ofuro

- Things a little cheaper here

Good toothpaste can be pricey, especially when you are buying the bleach – special – ultra – cristal kind. Save some buck (justifies buying a huge flat screen TV) by squeezing out the last bit of toothpaste.

More info: Designer Toothpaste Squeezer

- Valencia Guide