One of those Star Wars geeks always have birthday or something to celebrate.

Each Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick is a precise scaled down re-creation of Darth Vader’s blade cast in zinc-alloy and chrome plated. Three no-drip red taper candles are included but most standard taper candles will fit the candlestick properly. The circular base unscrews to provide a more authentic look to the saber hilt for the true Star Wars collector.

More info: Star Wars Lightsaber Candle Holder

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You never know what you want to wish for any giving moment of your day.

Sure to be the life of the party, this festive bauble by designer Bettina Nissen keeps a pint-sized candle on hand for spontaneous celebrations. A sweet spin on accessorizing, Nissen gives new light to birthday candles by transforming nylon holders into rings that top off your night with whimsy.

The cute little candle is the perfect complement to a cupcake or single slice. Blow out the flame, then place the candle back in the ring and continue the celebration. Let them eat cake! (You’ll keep the candle.)

More info: Make a Wish Candle Ring

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Nice guys – look at this mess. If someone would do that to me and my birthday cake = birthday is ruined. Hope they have a nice cleaning lady or even better someone who is really really hungry for cake to eat the cake off the walls. Wondering where the candles ended up.  Hey – are they sticking in the arm of that one dude? Ha! Na, just kidding!

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Can’t believe that our doggy turns 9 next month – she is turning into an old lady and the sad thing is, French Bulldog don’t get much older than 12! I think she deserves one of those pup-pies on her big day. Especially after that Trans-Atlantic – after Mike got her out of the box and she was covered in her own puke.

Made one at a time with all-natural ingredients, the Original Pup-PIE Kit is magnificently mouth-watering to your dog. All Pup-PIEs are soft baked, free of wheat, soy, and corn, and topped with tempting, healthy goodies like freeze-dried fruit, nuts, and veggies. About 10 slices per pie . Baked with natural, human-grade ingredients . Organic grains and flours . No additives, dyes, or fillers.

More info: Dog Birthday Cakes

- Random Dog Stuff

No more excuses – if cake is needed you can provide it! Within 1 minute… Bing!

No need to clean the cobwebs off of your Easy-Bake oven kiddos or make a mess in the kitchen.  Our 1 Minute Microwavable Birthday Cakes are a complete party! They include the cake mix, frosting, sprinkles, candle, spoon, balloon and a noise maker!  Just mix with water, microwave, decorate, and celebrate!

More info: The 1 Minute Cake

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Looks harmless is awesome? What? You don’t believe me? Watch the video below!!!!

I loved the surprise look of everyone when I lit the candle. We used one for my Mothers 90th birthday and another for my granddaughters birthday. Just be sure anyone with long hair should tie it back because it does have a rather large flame.

More info: Best Birthday Candle

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What’s wrong with me .. I just thinking of the XXX version of that straw and I’m pretty sure it will sell as well.

Did you know that an adult elephant can drink up to 50 gallons of water in just one day?!  That’s 800 8oz glasses for human-folk.  Elephants must have to pee all the time!

Quench your elephant sized thirst with our Elephant Trunk Sipper Straw.  It’s a soft flexible elephant trunk with a plastic straw embedded inside!  Great for kids, adults and ridiculous photo ops! Trunk measures 5.5 inches long x 2.5 inches wide. Straw extends to 9 1/2 inches in length.

More info: Elephant Trunk Straw

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Blokz Birthday Candles

Who didn’t play with building blocks as a kid?  Our Blokz Birthday candles are a fun and subtle reminder of simpler times!  The bright rainbow of colors will jazz up any old birthday cake.  These candles are nice and bulky – you’ll actually have time to finish singing multiple rounds of Happy Birthday with almost an hour of burn time!

More info: Blokz Candlez

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Lighter Birthday Candles

More info: Lighter Candles

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Not to long ago I blogged about the LIT!Dope Candles and tons of people asked where they can buy these candles. Well, they are available to be bought now.

Blowing out the candles will never be a drag again! Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with our LIT! Birthday Candles.

Buy Now: LIT! DOOBIE BIRTHDAY CANDLES

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A little herb causing so much trouble. Tons of people smoke but it’s a crime to smoke it most countries. Meanwhile the pharma industry is trying to copy it’s effect.

Time to roll out another birthday? Celebrate in style with LIT! birthday candles. Eight perfectly rolled candles in each clear plastic peggable pack.

More Info: Joint Candles

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