Very important … never ever feed your dog cooked bones or they will choke! Happy upcoming Thanksgiving to all the doggies in the world. WOOOF!

The house is filled with love and the wonderful smells of Thanksgiving infiltrate the air. Could it get any better as you fill your plate with juicy slices of turkey and all the trimmings? We don’t think Thanksgiving should come only once a year, so we created this meal for your dog to enjoy all year round.

More info: Thanksgiving Dog Food

- Valencia in a Comic

Fizzy milk? No problem for the CARBONATOR!

Looking for an alternative to sugary, amped up sodas? With the simple U-Fizz kit, a box of baking soda, some vinegar and a couple of soda bottles, you can carbonate almost any drink – even milk! You can experiment with any drink you like and for something really odd try some carbonated Jell-O®. It’s quick and simple to use and makes a great school science project.

More info: The Carbonator

- Cute French Bulldog T-Shirt

Dr. Death Gunther von Hagen’s latest project. Elephant lady Simba (RIP 41) will be exhibit in 2010! Crazy piece of muscles!

More info: Elephant Death Art

And ever wondered how a bear without fur looks like?

Awwww … cute!

More info: Furless Bear

- Skinned Alive Old Man Scary Mask

Oh, now I get it. They are supposed to be music notes – ahhhhh!

Otamatone, the cutest instrument toy that produces the weirdest sounds yet. Press and slide on Otamatone’s to create some Theremin like sounds. Squeeze Otamatone’s mouth to create vibrato effect. Very straight forward to use, but definitely a one-of-a-kind instrument that is key to any Indie band!

More info: May-Wa Denki Otamatone

- Vote 4 your scariest movie

I wonder if this evolves into a whole new fetish – Hand underpants sniffing .. maybe?

Are you really naked under those gloves? For Pete’s sake, put on some of our Handerpants! These 95% cotton, 5% spandex, fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men’s briefs.

Slip your Handerpants on underneath your gloves for extra warmth and protection from chaffing! Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement! Hundreds of uses!

More info: Snug Hand Underpants

- Bringing Sexy Back

Sometime I don’t know if it’s the front or the back.

- Buy me a beer?

J-List is a peaceful island of Japanese pop culture for you

Ever heard of the golfers sock white foot syndrome? That nasty tan-line you will get being out all day in the sun but your socks are covering up your feet.

If you always feel like people are gawking at your white feet and the unsightly tan lines around your ankles when you wear sandals or pumps, then you need the Solafeet foot tanner. Those tan lines can be gone in 5 to 10 days with just fifteen minutes a day. Then you can go from the golf course to the clubhouse in confidence. The Solafeet is ideal for flip-flop wearers, tennis players and joggers.

More info: Foot Tanning System

- Video Games for a Dollar

Valencia is holding it’s very first German Beerfest – the Oktoberfest. Of course we went and it was bizarre. The tent was put up in the center of the bullfight arena. No German Blasmusik but almost as crazy as the real thing.

I’m German and it’s a shame I never made it to Munich for the Oktoberfest. But it’s kind of cool to get my Oktoberfestvirginity taken at that occasion here in Spain.

More fun photos: Oktoberfest Valencia

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This is the weirdest doll I have seen ever. I featured NSFW: Wee Wee Boy Doll and WTF: Barbie Doll and Tanner Scooper Dog Set but this breastfeeding promoting sucker is something else.

Your daughter has to put on a bra-like halter featuring 2 symbolic flowers. Bebe Gloton ( which means greedy baby ) wants to suck on these flowers. Once it’s done it will cry until it’s burped.

OK!

It’s only available here: Bebe Gloton or in stores in Spain.

- Normal Toys

Do yourself a favor and jump to minute 1:18!!!! And listen! WTF you might think, I understand. But back in the days when I was a little gay flamer (I’m still when I’m drunk) in the clubs in Germany that’s what they were playing. Not my fault.

Wait, Gigi – WAIT… I get my tambourine!

– Vote for your favorite Spanish Tapa