Mommy will never be the same when she sees daddy wearing these. Hmmm tight!

These tight and chic JeanPants from local clothes brand CUW create a pert denim image perfect for parties, going out or just for when you want to look ready for the world’s excitement. Available in two sizes, the durable cotton material has a fashionable worn look that is all the rage in Tokyo at the moment. The clothes do the hard work for you: You don’t have to be a superstar to look great in these short pants.

More info: JeanPants

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Usually, camel toe is something that is to be avoided. On Halloween, however, this Camille Toe Funny Costume exemplifies the elusive camel toe! This Halloween, wear this aerobics outfit with an enormous camel toe and watch the jaws drop!

Link: Camel your toe here

Doll in a Box Costume

Ladies, do you want to dress like Barbie this Halloween? Men, do you want to get the most laughs at the Halloween party this year? Then you all need to wear this hilarious Doll Box Funny Costume! It is a giant doll box, and when you put it on, you become the doll inside! Wear what you want underneath to make your doll themed – Be a slutty doll, an army doll, a big fat doll, it’s your choice!

More info: Doll in a Box Costume

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume

Don’t get caught rocking out with your actual cock out this Halloween! Instead, where this silly Rock Out with your Cock Out Funny Costume, which will make you look like you have a sweet rooster hanging out of your pants! Rock on!

Link: Dick Out Costume

Abominable Snowman Costume

Lurking in the mountain shadows, camouflaged by snow, the Abominable Snowman lies in wait! Our menacing man-beast costume includes furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and feet.

More info: Snowman Costume

Frankenstein Sinatra

Don’t let his winning smile fool you! He’s one swingin mobster monster and he’s dressed to kill–onstage, that is. Be the hippest cat at the party with our cheeky Big Frank costume. Includes jacket, pants, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and socks. (Microphone not included.)

More info: Big Frank Costume

Transformers Child Costumes

Wisecracking underdog Bumblebee is an unmatched scout and messenger. The bold and heroic Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots and Bumblebee’s mentor. These deluxe 3-D costumes make a great dress-up theme for your children and/or their friends.

Buy it now: Transformer Child Costume

Tattoo Freak Costume

Costume Includes: Tattoo Print Shirt, Mask with Chain Trim. Get ready for a fun Halloween. Comes in three adult sizes. Or wear this costume on any other day to give your parents a heart attack.

Woot Link: Tattoo Freak Costume

Baby Lobster Costume

This costume is very original, and has an elastic bottom so it stretches to fit. The lobster claws are the cutest part. They attach to the hands so whenever the baby is waving its arms, it looks like they are waving their claws! Word of caution: this costume is made of a shiny slippery fabric and may not be ideal for infants that you plan to hold in your arms. Also, be aware that your little one will need to wear a red or orange outfit underneath. The tights are not included in the costume.

More info: Baby Lobster Costume

Sexy G.I. Joe Adult Costume

Conrad Hauser is Duke, the lead soldier in the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra film  that focuses on his induction to the G.I. Joe Team. Lead the team to an awesome Halloween in this officially licensed G.I. Joe Duke classic muscle costume that celebrates the brawn, brains and guts of G.I. Joe.

Link: Adult G.I. Joe Costume

Michael Jackson Beat It Costume

You’ll be Showin’ how funky strong is your fight in this jammin’ jacket. Includes one Beat it style, crimson, faux leather jacket featuring multiple zipper details around the waist, on the chest and on the detachable sleeves; and shimmering silver embellishments on the shoulders. Put this on and get ready to rock as the renowned talented king of pop.

More info: Michael Jackson Costume

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And yes. Men! Prevent your camel toes too. I like especially “Our lips are sealed”!

The Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight material that adheres to any undergarment (panties, bikini, sports attire, etc).  It smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area providing a smooth and camouflaged appearance. This eliminates what is commonly known as "Camel Toe."

The Cuchini products are designed by women to provide comfort and convenience.

As we have evolved, hair down there is a thing of the past.  As the landing strip and Brazilian wax have become prominent in today’s world, there is no bush for the cush.  And though Camel Toe may be a  hot topic… it’s not to the gal sporting it!

The "Cuchini."

Smoothes the ridges of a woman’s mons pubis area.
Keeps undergarments clean.
Can be used with or without underwear.

More info: Camel Toe Preventer

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Watch you where you walk around with these upersexy shopping bag. Your shopping spree might send you right to jail depending on where you live.

Source: Condomi

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