Wear this to protect yourself from spam mail and send a message to your work mates. And the thing with the spam mail is just a joke. Right?!

Many people are confused about what exactly a "coif" is. Some think it’s a type of hairdo, while others think it’s a sound you make in the back of your throat… but actually a coif is a type of close fitting hat. In medieval times this was usually some kind of armor worn underneath a hood or helm. Since we know you’re no sissy we’re offering you only the armor based variety of coif, made out of metal chain mail.

The Chain Mail Coif is honest-to-goodness real metal chain mail hand forged by dwarfs in forbidden mines near the center of the earth and delivered to the Geek warehouse by shrieking black apparitions in the dead of night. Its bright shine and relatively light-weight comes from its anodized aluminum construction. It’s appropriate protective wear for most occasions including office meetings and parties you would rather not have attended.

 

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