Emm .. I said how to become a REAL Ninja and not a Douche Ninja, in lame halloween costumes. (see above). I did some research and was amazed would you can just find on the America’s biggest online shop.
Let’s start ninja boy – going to make you a ninja man by the end of [...]

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face… Not sure how many times I watched The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray but I can’t get enough of those scenes they shot with the Imax Camera.
- Unique Halloween Costumes / Scary Halloween Masks

Camel Toe Costum

Usually, camel toe is something that is to be avoided. On Halloween, however, this Camille Toe Funny Costume exemplifies the elusive camel toe! This Halloween, wear this aerobics outfit with an enormous camel toe and watch the jaws drop!
Link: Camel your toe here
Doll in a Box Costume

Ladies, do you want to [...]

Will dress up my Hummer and burst into the living room for Trick or Treating. Awww .. cute!
Weatherproof Halloween car costume kits give your car, SUV, or RV a festive makeover for Halloween. Decorative pumpkin faces transform your car into a harvest season sensation, while fun, spooky bat wings and face vamp up the [...]

Oh No! Halloween is sneaking up and I wanted to be the first blog to blog about Halloween costumes this year. *Grunt!
Magazine cover costume creates a fantasy photo-op at parties or other fun occasions. Make your face the focus of celebrity scandal in the "National Enquirer" or the head of a buff body builder [...]

Perfect way to cheat on your wife or girlfriend. First wear this ridiculous costume and after the first shock replace the doll with a real person. Voilà!
Our hilarious Down For The Count Costume features a vampire cape, shirt with attached vest, nude pants with dropped trousers and removable inflatable date with lingerie. This thing [...]

Perfect for pranks or Halloween. But you have to expect to get shot right flat in the middle of the street or forest.
Video Link: Realistic Wolf Costume
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