They probably don’t  help you to run faster or hear better. But they will help you to look better and add personal super hero touch. Other people won’t stop themselves from touching your pressures ears. Now about a belly button or lip wing ring in gold with diamonds. Woah that would be an extreme fashion overkill. Now wiggle your ears (flap your wings) and off you into your day to save the world yet again.

More info: Golden Ear Wings

- Golden Stuff for 1 Dollar

Cook messy food and sell the art pieces here. You will be rich in no time and once grown up your little artist can chose between the fanciest colleges.

Every meal is a masterpiece with this clever cotton bib, designed as a canvas for artful spills, stains and dribbles. Printed with a gallery scene, silhouetted figures stare up at the day’s art du jour. A fun and functional way to embrace the stain

More info:  Baby Canvas Bib

- 1 Dollar Baby Fahsion

Funky Zeit with aliens – NICE as Brüno would say it. Never knew that Aliens would be that dangly and so bushy. Come on Alien Boy cut back that bush and tie a knot in it. Here on earth with have different rules concerning body ethics. Yes, to present yourself like this will draw a lot of attention to your nakedness but I think it goes a little bit too far. You keep bouncing and I keep looking away.

[via: classic fun]

- Shit In A Spray Can

More info: Sexy Avatar Costume

Link: Green Lantern Deluxe

More info: Caught Cheating Costume

Check it out: So Sexy It Hurts Costume

More info: Sexy Red Riding Hood

Link: South Park’s Kenny Costume

Click if you dare: Evil Step Brother

Buy it here: Panda Costume

More info: Marge Simpsons Costume

Meet the: Predator

Woot: Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner Costume

- Halloween Bargains

Straight guys don’t wear this costume unless you want to get eaten out by a dude. The Hairy Pussy Hat features a hilarious hairy pink vagina featuring your face.

This “hat” will throw you in situations you could have never imagined before. A fun night out is guaranteed.

More info: Hairy Pussy Costume

- Fuzzy Fungus Boy

Is your owner a Star Wars Freak? If so RUN puppy Run! Or you will end up us princess Leia drag Queen. RUN!

Should you be a fan of dressing up your dog, we offer you these three fine choices from the Star Wars universe. Doggie Darth is perfect for your evil pooch: you know, the one that only poops in the corner when you’re NOT looking. Leia is a fine choice for your little furry princess.

And for the dog who is wise beyond his years and full of goodness and light, Yoda is an obvious match. What dog wouldn’t want to be a Jedi master? Each costume contains a headpiece, jumpsuit, and attached human arms. If you have wee geeks, you need to check out our Little Star Wars costumes for the best Halloween bit ever.

More info: Star Wars Pet Costumes

- Star Wars Auctions

Emm .. I said how to become a REAL Ninja and not a Douche Ninja, in lame halloween costumes. (see above). I did some research and was amazed would you can just find on the America’s biggest online shop.

Let’s start ninja boy – going to make you a ninja man by the end of this post.

Ninja Hand Claw Climbing Tigers Spikes

Review:

These "Ninja Hand Claw Climbing Tigers Spikes" are designed with the hard-working governmental employee in mind. Although some may doubt their quality of construction or practicality in the real world, I assure any doubtful buyers that these were the deciding factor in many of my recent assignments around the world. When my only escape route took me to a 20ft brick wall, I left my cyanide capsule in my pocket because I had these bad boys strapped to my hands.

They work well both in cold weather (northern Russia) and hot weather (Australia) so next time you’re called to go anywhere to kill anyone at anytime, make sure to put these "Climbing Tigers Spikes" in your bag!

More info: Ninja Hand Claw Climbing Tigers Spikes

Ninja Tactical Strike Bracer Aggressive Battle Vambrace

This quality faux leather bracer (a variant of the vambrace) is adorned with black metal spikes and protective steel plates. One size fits all, this item uses elastic bands to conform to your arm, while a belt buckle secures the bracer tightly in place. This product offer includes two bracers — One right handed and one left handed model. 9 5/8 in. overall. Each steel plate is 7 in. long.

More info: Ninja Strike bracer

Folding Grappling Hook Ninja Gear

Specially designed grappling hook folds down for compact and easy carrying. With a few twists the 4 carbon steel talons can be locked into position assuring a safe assent. Best yet, it is rated to over 800 pounds and comes with 33 ft. of tough braided nylon rope.

Link: Folding Grappling Hook Ninja Gear

Piranha Gear Ninja Uniform

Please note: this is a "real" Ninjitsu uniform, not intended to be a costume. If that is what you’re looking for, there are a number of other vendors on Amazon that provide them (for less money). The vast majority of our uniforms go to people that practice the art of Ninjitsu. However, we understand many people are interested in using a more authentic uniform (in which case, the inside jacket pocket works perfect for your keys or wallet).

More info: Ninja Uniform

Ninja Boots

Tiger Claw’s Ninja High Top Tabi Boots are made of soft canvas fabric. Ninja High Top Tabi Boots have upper Velcro closure and non slip rubber soles for Ninja secure and quiet footing. available in Men’s US shoe sizes: 7 to 13.

Link: Ninja Boots

Ninja Utility Belt

A review: The pouches are fake leathery type material instead of sewn stuff, which was a pleasant surprise. The buckle is sound, and the belt itself is of good quality. The pouches shift around a bit, but you can take them off, arrange them how you want, and sew them in place in under five minutes. I took off the smallest pouch to put my sword there. IN MY EYES the only downer is that the Velcro (whilst good and strong) is too noisy to be truly stealthy. Replacing it with magnetic holds was time consuming, but worth it. Overall, good stuff.

More info: Ninja Utility Belt

Ninja Weapon Set

The ultimate sword for the ultimate warrior! The ninja sword stretches 33 1/4" overall with a fully functional 420 stainless steel 23" blade. The handle is wrapped in black braided cord with decorated cast metal collar and pommel with a copper finish. Includes scabbard which houses a hidden battle tool, two mini-tantos (8 1/2" overall), a throwing knife that attaches to the scabbard tip, and two throwing stars that detach from the hand guard. The ultimate ninja package!

Link: Ninja Weapon Set

- Top 10 Documentary of the 00s

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face… Not sure how many times I watched The Dark Knight on Blu-Ray but I can’t get enough of those scenes they shot with the Imax Camera.

- Unique Halloween Costumes / Scary Halloween Masks

Usually, camel toe is something that is to be avoided. On Halloween, however, this Camille Toe Funny Costume exemplifies the elusive camel toe! This Halloween, wear this aerobics outfit with an enormous camel toe and watch the jaws drop!

Link: Camel your toe here

Doll in a Box Costume

Ladies, do you want to dress like Barbie this Halloween? Men, do you want to get the most laughs at the Halloween party this year? Then you all need to wear this hilarious Doll Box Funny Costume! It is a giant doll box, and when you put it on, you become the doll inside! Wear what you want underneath to make your doll themed – Be a slutty doll, an army doll, a big fat doll, it’s your choice!

More info: Doll in a Box Costume

Rock Out With Your Cock Out Costume

Don’t get caught rocking out with your actual cock out this Halloween! Instead, where this silly Rock Out with your Cock Out Funny Costume, which will make you look like you have a sweet rooster hanging out of your pants! Rock on!

Link: Dick Out Costume

Abominable Snowman Costume

Lurking in the mountain shadows, camouflaged by snow, the Abominable Snowman lies in wait! Our menacing man-beast costume includes furry bodysuit, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and feet.

More info: Snowman Costume

Frankenstein Sinatra

Don’t let his winning smile fool you! He’s one swingin mobster monster and he’s dressed to kill–onstage, that is. Be the hippest cat at the party with our cheeky Big Frank costume. Includes jacket, pants, inflatable shoulders, character mask, hands and socks. (Microphone not included.)

More info: Big Frank Costume

Transformers Child Costumes

Wisecracking underdog Bumblebee is an unmatched scout and messenger. The bold and heroic Optimus Prime is the leader of the Autobots and Bumblebee’s mentor. These deluxe 3-D costumes make a great dress-up theme for your children and/or their friends.

Buy it now: Transformer Child Costume

Tattoo Freak Costume

Costume Includes: Tattoo Print Shirt, Mask with Chain Trim. Get ready for a fun Halloween. Comes in three adult sizes. Or wear this costume on any other day to give your parents a heart attack.

Woot Link: Tattoo Freak Costume

Baby Lobster Costume

This costume is very original, and has an elastic bottom so it stretches to fit. The lobster claws are the cutest part. They attach to the hands so whenever the baby is waving its arms, it looks like they are waving their claws! Word of caution: this costume is made of a shiny slippery fabric and may not be ideal for infants that you plan to hold in your arms. Also, be aware that your little one will need to wear a red or orange outfit underneath. The tights are not included in the costume.

More info: Baby Lobster Costume

Sexy G.I. Joe Adult Costume

Conrad Hauser is Duke, the lead soldier in the G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra film  that focuses on his induction to the G.I. Joe Team. Lead the team to an awesome Halloween in this officially licensed G.I. Joe Duke classic muscle costume that celebrates the brawn, brains and guts of G.I. Joe.

Link: Adult G.I. Joe Costume

Michael Jackson Beat It Costume

You’ll be Showin’ how funky strong is your fight in this jammin’ jacket. Includes one Beat it style, crimson, faux leather jacket featuring multiple zipper details around the waist, on the chest and on the detachable sleeves; and shimmering silver embellishments on the shoulders. Put this on and get ready to rock as the renowned talented king of pop.

More info: Michael Jackson Costume

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Will dress up my Hummer and burst into the living room for Trick or Treating. Awww .. cute!

Weatherproof Halloween car costume kits give your car, SUV, or RV a festive makeover for Halloween. Decorative pumpkin faces transform your car into a harvest season sensation, while fun, spooky bat wings and face vamp up the appearance. Each kit (sold separately) includes two 17Ó staffs that attach to the side windows and a 6Ó face that mounts to the grill with wire.

More info: Halloween Car Costumes

More fun Halloween Stuff: Casting Spider Web Gun / Halloween Gadget: Bubble Fogger / Magazine Cover Halloween Costume / Halloween Masks