Poor yourself a drink, pop some hihopsicles and watch nerdy nerd dance some hippy hop below.

Back in the day, when you wanted to get your gin and juice frosty you had to reach for some lame ice cubes. If you want to get your party crack-a-lackin’ you’re going to want to bring the noise with these Hip Hopsicle beverage chillers.

Fill the flexible rubber mold with water, juice, or mix up your own libation and get ready to chill in style.

Four throwback shapes: microphones, boomboxes, turntables, and a little bling for your drizzank.

More info: Hip Hop Sicles

- New Valencia Pictures

Leaving notes at the fridge is so 2008 .. tzzzz!

Remember when you were a kid and played with your Lite-Brite? It sure was fun spending an hour or an afternoon (depending on how adept your skills were) to build that happy clown from the packaging. But then what? All that hard work and they expected you to just yank the pegs and start again? How is that fun? Well, times have changed, friend, times have changed. Get ready to launch into the 4th dimension of fun with the Lite-Brite Cubed!

The Lite-Brite Cubed has four faces instead of just one, and four faces means four pictures. Think of all the fun you can have now! You can make four different lite drawings all at once (one at a time, or flitting from one to the next to the next, lingering as long as your attention span allows). Or, and this is the crazy cool part, you and three other friends or coworkers can make lite drawings all at the same time. This really is the next generation of Lite-Brite. The Lite-Brite Cubed brings all the joy of Lite-Brite, but without all the despair of having to destroy a picture as soon as you are done when you want to build a new one. Lite-Brite Cubed: a Lite-Bright for yesterday’s future – today!

More info: Lite Bride Cube

- Toys $1

With all those cool Salt & Pepper Gadgets I can see myself getting a notorious collection for them.

What do you get as a housewarming present for the retro chic geek who has everything? The Rubik’s Salt and Pepper Mills of course! The name says it all really – they’re a table top pair of salt and pepper mills that are identical to the iconic puzzle cube that has had grown men tearing their hair out since the early 80s.

More info: Rubik’s Cube Salt & Pepper Mill

- Good Old Fuck Copter

OK, I have to admit 3D is a stretch but I love the fact that free online games can go a new direction.

Game Link: Super D

- Super DVDs for one dollar

This kind of freaks me out – I would constantly try pinching my pixel maid with my fingers.

Finally out on the market, Cyber Figure Alice is the world’s first true Augmented Reality consumer product, and it’s incredible! Using the software, included props, and a web cam, you can interact physically with a digital maid character! Alice has a real personality and responds to your touch and loves receiving gifts from you. She’ll even take off/change clothes when you’d like her too.

More info: Cyber Maid on a Code Cube

- HUUUUUUGE Gift Guide

This under my Christmas tree! I would smack it right against the wall. EVIL !

The normal 3 by 3 by 3 cube that nearly everyone has solved has a mere 43 quintillion possible permutations to it. With so many possible combinations of colors and edges, you’d think it was next to impossible to solve this little Hungarian toy, but speed cubers can do it in seconds… blindfolded… with their feet…

If, however, that was the sound of your friend’s brain popping, and you’re hungry for a challenge, why not pick up one of these V-Cube 7 Supercubes, and see if you can abuse your brain a little bit more… and NO TRYING TO PRY IT APART WITH A SCREWDRIVER! This isn’t your daddy’s cube, boy. The mechanism keeping all 7 rows and columns smoothly rotating isn’t as simple as the old cube. If you take it apart, you’ll likely never get it back together.

More info: 7×7 Supercube

- Play more evil pranks

I’d totally do it if this little cube can garante that I will be as cute as those sweet looking Japanese girls.

Love Japanese songs and karaoke, but have no way to sing them at home? Hi-Kara from Takara Tomy is the world’s smallest karaoke machine, playing a large variety of Japanese songs and then displaying video and lyrics on the color monitor. It’s just like being in a Tokyo karaoke room, but on a super-small scale!

All Hi-Kara needs is cartridges loaded with songs, and you’re ready to go! Choose from the already loaded J-POP or Anime cartridge sets, or get the pre-paid cartridges that allow you to download the songs directly from the Hi-Kara website however you want.

More info: Hi-Kara Mini Karaoke Machine

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