Here couple of things which could and will help – starting with my favorite love gadget of 2009…

Sqweel!!!

More info: Sqweel

Bleeding Heart Gummy Candy

I love you too much I want to heat you!

Link: Bloody heart for munching

Confetti Vase

Give the gift of science.

More info: Confetti Vase

Loving Horses Magnetic Shaker Set

This is how you do it.

Link: Loving Horses Magnetic Shaker Set

3-D Heart Puzzle

First break the heart then puzzle it up together. BONDING TIME!

Link: 3-D Heart Puzzle

Heart Egg Molder

Oh, I smell eggs – Thank you for making breakfast honey. Emm, I’m not even in the kitchen! Mystery of the egg smell!

Link: Heart Egg Molder

A Box of Wishes

More info: Semi DIY Valentine Gift

Love Heart Sky Lanterns

Set a heart or two on fire and let them huuiiiii fly! How romantic is that, he?

Link: Love Heart Sky Lanterns

Diamond Keyring

More Info: Fake but fancy bling

The Mutual Gift

Who will profit from it most?

Link: Guide to Eating Out while staying in

- Cheap Valentine Gifts for a Minging Date

Hate dancing and making a fool out of yourself in the clubs? Well, start blowing these glow in the dark bubbles and you will surrounded girls and guys clapping their hands in excitement. Now you just have to pick.

TEKNO BUBBLES are patented, safe non-toxic blowing bubbles that look and act like normal bubbles under regular lighting, yet are unlike any other bubbles in the world. Blue Tekno Bubbles have a beautiful, brilliant glow under UV (blacklite) lighted conditions. This 1oz bottle of Tekno Bubbles comes in a yellow/green UV reactive bottle with a wand for blowing.

More info: Glow in the dark bubbles

- More fun than bubbles = Bargain Hunting

May I introduce: The 9th reason why woman rather stay single. Jason you almost got me back! But that wedgie at the end? Emm, no!

Video Link: How NOT to get your Girlfriend back

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- Awesome Terminator Factory Sculpture

You just never know whom you meet out there in crazy dating world. Better memorize these moves.

Video Link: How To Arouse A Pig

- How to arouse yourself with awesome bargains?

Too bad Ben is gay and he just wanted to know what shade of lipstick she was wearing.

ROFL!

Best first date prank ever!

This wacky inflatable tongue inflates to 3 times its original size. Looks just like a real tongue. Insert in mouth and inflate when someone walks by. Funny stuff. For ages 5 and up. Choking hazard for younger children.

More info: Inflatable Tongue

- Sexy Geeky Computer Mouse for Nipple Hungry Nerds

Don’t have a date yet for Valentine’s Day? Well maybe you sprinkle some of the fragrance called Sex Panther on your forehead.

According to Anchorman’s Brian Fantana, Sex Panther Cologne is illegal in nine countries. It’s also made with bits of real panther* and works every time 60% of the time.

Quite honestly, if you don’t get lucky wearing Sex Panther we can only assume you’ve got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs. Or something like that. Women will be reduced to slobbering heaps of desire once they get a whiff, so don’t even try wearing it if you’re not manly. A moustache helps too.

More info: Sex Panther Fragrance

- Movie Twitters

Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

Any other human, when presented with a nice romantic candlelit dinner with the "significant-other" of their choice, would probably see hearts floating in their eyes. You, however, are one of those above-average superhumans (aka "Geek"), and as such are not as easily swayed by simple biological imperatives, and chances are good your chosen mate is as much geek as you are.

Included in this kit is a candle, for creating that point-source of light (photons a by-product of the combustion of parrafin), and two thin-film glasses etched with a pattern designed to diffuse the light-waves into a heart-shaped rainbows.

More info: Holographic Candlelit Dinner Kit

My Punny Valentine:

Everybody loves a great pun, especially on valentine’s day. give one to your little brother (watch him squeal!), your mother -in-law, (she’ll love it!) and your boss may just give you that raise. SPREAD THE LOVE.

More info: My Punny Valentine

You & Wall Clock

Share precious moments, always, with our You & Me Wall Clock. Write on and affix multiple hands to this 24 hour clock face that designate the time zones of your favorite people and places. This contemporary piece makes it possible for far flung peoples to think of one another. Comes with six blank spare hands and a marker.

More info: You & Me Wall Clock

Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Chocolate is a guilty pleasure for both people and especially dogs, but with our Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy, your pooch can indulge to its heart’s content! This cute set of three sumptuous and soft "truffles" nestled on top of the heart-shaped toy will bring the sweet side out of any hound. Perfect for Valentine’s Day or anytime you want to show your dog how much you care!

More info: Heart Shaped Box of Chocolates Plush Dog Toy

Human Key Kinky Holder

You’ll never lose your keys again with these Human Key Holders mounted to the wall. These holders come in either His or Hers and with another key that’s used to attach your house keys. Simply attach your keys to the key provided, and insert the key into the male or female forms.

More info: Human Key Kinky Holder

Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

This set of Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers (set of 3) is the perfect gift for the beer lover in your life. These magnets feature male figurines in different stages of intoxication peering over blocks that read "drink," "drank," and "drunk." The backsides of the blocks are magnetic and can to stuck on the refrigerator as fun decor; they also double as bottle openers. Sold as a set of three. One "drink," one "drank," and one "drunk."

More info: Drunkard Magnet & Bottle Openers

Perfect Wine Thermometer

With our Wine Thermometer, you can enjoy your wine at the temperature that it was meant to be enjoyed at. This cuff shaped thin thermometer clips right onto the front of a regular 750 mL wine bottle. After a few seconds, the temperature of the wine luminates on the front.

The front of the thermal band shows what the ideal temperature for each variety of wine should be. Show 20 wines etched above the thermal numbers, from Sparkling Wine to Pinot to Cabernets, to help you find the ideal temperature to enjoy your wine at. No batteries needed. Stainless steel with a thermal band.

More info: Wine Thermometer

Key to your Heart

A wonderful metaphor about love, the heart lock necklace’s romantic sentiment is balanced by heavy, industrial materials to keep it from being overly sweet. Showcasing his exquisite craftsmanship, Thomas Mann’s sterling silver, brass and bronze heart necklace is sure to be a treasured keepsake for years to come.

More info: Key to your Heart

Play Love Mail

Forget boxes of chocolate! This Valentine’s Day, mailboxes will be the sweetest gifts around. The "Let’s Play Mail" special Valentine set is a handmade felt and wool toy that encourages imaginative play, self-expression, reading, writing and, of course, lots of love.

The charming gray mailbox comes complete with a flag to flip up and down, two valentines, two envelopes, six address labels, stamps, two picture valentine messages and three messages. Children can send dad an "I love you" letter, send mom a "Be Mine" valentine and send a "Best Friend" note to their pals. A classic toy that will cultivate family interaction and lots of hugs and kisses.

More info: Play Love Mail

Heart Cake Pan

A tasty way to say "I love you!" Special cake pans have a patented recessed design that creates a heart-shaped contour you can fill with ice cream, mousse, fruit, and more! Just bake, fill, flip and frost! The premium non-stick coating allows easy release so cakes unmold perfectly from the pans.

More info: Heart Cake Pan

Heart Ice Cube Tray

A heart of ice is somewhat unfairly regarded as a bad thing, especially when you think of all the cool (groan) things ice can be used for. Our favourite, and I’m sure you’ll agree, is using it to transform what would normally be a lukewarm offering from the drinks cupboard into a refreshing tipple to be enjoyed after a long days graft. Now you can fashion your own ice cubes using the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

What better way to melt your partner’s heart than to have them melt yours in their favourite drink? Each cube even has their own Cupid’s arrow which can be used to stir your tipple of choice (for what is a G and T without a stirrer?). All you need to do is fill the ice cube tray with water and bung it in the freezer. When the ice has frozen you’ll have four Love Hearts, ice cold and ready to plonk in your drink. Melt your loved ones heart with the Love Heart Ice Cube Tray.

More info: Heart Ice Cube Tray

Spin Me Love Game

We’ve all played Spin the Bottle so what’s so great about this version? Well, in a nutshell, it’s a bit naughty. Interested? You should be because Spin Me is one of the most entertaining, provocative, phwoar-blimey games we’ve played in ages. The idea is to place the elegant ceramic bottle on its side and give it a twirl. When the bottle stops, whoever it’s pointing at must pull out one of several ‘Adventure Strips’ and perform the required task.

More info: Spin Me Love Game

Naughty Love Knot

Calling all ladies! The incredibly risqué Naughty Knot enables you, yes you, to be the present. Simply strip off, swathe yourself in this one-piece satin bow and prepare to be unwrapped by your drooling beau. Is it getting hot in here or what?

More info: Naughty Love Knot

Heart Ear Buds

People will stop and do a double take when you pass by wearing these ear buds! So what if people think you have hearts flying out of your ears? Why listen to good music with the same ordinary, boring ear buds that everyone else uses? Stand out! Be distinctive!

More info: Heart Ear Buds

Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

Once lit, the fuel block fills the canopy of your Love Heart Lantern with enough hot air to make it lift off the ground and drift through the air in a calm, serene spectacle leaving you transfixed. The lantern itself is flame proof and it’s all completely biodegradable, so no need to worry about your romantic gesture crashing to the ground in flames or spending the rest of eternity on a rubbish heap. Let your love soar into the sky next Valentine’s Day – who knows where it might end up?

More info: Hear Flying Lantern – Very Romantic

If this is not enough check out this: More Gifts For Valentine’s Day

I’m very happy that they are lubricated – just imagine they would be not. Not nice!

Video Link: Toot-Tone

- This movie looks hilarious