Getting screwed one last time in your life looks like the following patent by Donald Scruggs. Easy, cheap and decorative.

 
More info: Easy Inter Burial Container

- Better than getting screwed

Brrrrr! I would never answer that phone – TOO SCARED!
The Skull Phone has a handset that is accessible by removing the face from the skeleton. In addition to ringing, the eyes will light up to let you know you have an incoming call. When not in use the skull will sit quietly alongside all [...]

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Maybe on the way to an audition? Lrrraaa La … La La la lalraaaa!
- Chewbacca Slippers

Must Have. Love cookies and Star Wars = Give it to me! Measures approximately 12 x 12-inches
More info: Star Wars Cookie Jar
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Oh – Man! Went out last night. Had dinner with friends went right to sleep. At 5 am I woke up and couldn’t sleep anymore so I snatched my iPhone to click around. Checked the news and there it was “Michael Jackson is dead”! WHAT!
I grew up in the 80ies and was the biggest Michael [...]